Sunday, November 18, 2012

Mystery of Mysteries

Mistress MJ understands that you have grown restless waiting for her return so in her absence, our Thom presents you Bitches with a mystery to be solved. Over to you, Thom...

"Whilst walking along the river, I saw -- somewhat off the beaten path -- a large cross leaning against a tree. On the other side of the same tree: a pair of underpants. What can it mean?"



"I hasten to add that I resisted the temptation to hang the underwear on the cross."

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  1. I also feel compelled to mention that the underwear was not mine. Really.

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    1. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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  2. Perhaps the final resting place of a beloved christian gerbil???

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  3. ...or the final resting place of a beloved GIANT christian gerbil???
    Sx

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  4. Thom... Perhaps you have discovered the final resting place of "Mark of Smegmata"

    Did you perchance check the underwear for a sign?

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  5. my impression of mr. christ was that
    he usually went commando.

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  6. Is this the tree in which a soon to be de-frocked priest lost his knickers in a Sodom and Gomorrah worthy fuck fest with a group of hooligan fomer altar bois?

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    1. hmmmm, now that you mention it, the tree and cross do look familiar. Couldn't be the same location.

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  7. Leftovers from a Priest at a Boy Scout convention.

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  8. Well, I'd have to say someone really needed the wood...badly.

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  9. JC took a detour. Then decided to quit that stupid job. That's why Nina S. is right.

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  10. Uh oh, we missed the Rapture.

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  11. If the undies are crotchless, then I'd say Madonna was somewhere in the vicinity .... any dildos or condoms on the ground around the cross? That's the kind of "shocking" thing she'd do in one of her stupid videos.

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    1. You hit that pig right on the snout!

      I still think it's a gerbil....

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    2. at this point, I think the gerbil, died laughing.

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  12. but did he resist in putting the underwear on himself?

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  13. All I know is that "The Cross and the Underpants" would've been a better title for Pat Boone's book on teenage sexual self-control-- "Twixt Twelve and Twenty."

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    1. MARKSPARKY: Welcome to Infomaniac!

      Infomaniac is where Thom goes when he wants to slum it. Well, ONE of the places.

      "The Cross and the Underpants" could take place of pride on your bookshelf next to one of Pat's other works..."A Miracle a Day Keeps the Devil Away."

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