TRADITIONAL CRANBERRIES
This is my signature dish for both Thanksgiving and Christmas as it is the perfect companion to turkey.
Ingredients:
1 can jellied cranberry sauce
Preparation:
Remove both ends of can.
Push product onto plate.
Slice.
Did I win yet?
If I don't have a can opener can I bite the end open?
ReplyDeleteI suggest a hacksaw.
Deletethis may give lx the win she's been
ReplyDeletechasing all these many years.
[fingers crossed]
DeleteI surrender.
ReplyDeleteOh hell, something even I can't stuff up!
ReplyDeleteThis looks ideal for "turkey on the run"...
ReplyDeleteNow i just gotta catch me a turkey...
Did I win yet?
ReplyDeleteThat will be up to a panel of your peers on Judgement Day.
DeleteMistress MJ washes her cranberry-stained hands of this whole affair.
*slips on jellied eel whilst exiting and has to call Cranberry Hotline*
So, did The Mistress try my recipe for Canadian Thanksgiving perhaps?
DeleteYou totally stole that recipe from my mom.
ReplyDeleteWe lived in the same trailer park?
DeleteCan one substitute jellied eels? Jx
ReplyDeleteI suggest beets as a vegetarian option.
DeleteIs there an eight-hundred number in case I need any help or advice?
ReplyDeleteYes, mine.
Deletewhat size slices? I mean width.....I don't want to F it up at Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteSuggest a trial run before the holidays to avoid needless anxiety.
DeleteThis is the best recipe of the contest so far.
ReplyDeleteMerci beaucoup!
DeleteBITCHES: All your cranberry-related questions can be answered here.
ReplyDeleteThe main ingredient for a festive cranberry and vodka jelly. They claim drinking a glass of cranberry juice a day helps prevent cystitis. Well done LX for promoting health and general well-being.
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DeleteAwh that brings tears to my eyes!
ReplyDelete[opens window] Hope that helps.
DeleteI think this would look rather well with my recipe...
ReplyDeleteSix
P.S I am changing my name to Six, and wanted you to be the first to know. This decision has been in no way influenced by constant battles with predictive text.
ReplyDeleteSx
I guess that in this case you are lucky that it didn't predict an "e" Miss Scarlet...
DeleteI now feel humpy that it didn't....
DeleteSx
Should have been an "a" instead!
DeleteHaving only had cranberries served in this format for the first two decades of my life, I was stunned to discover that cranberries are actually small berries and not some sort of large fruit suitable for slicing. This led to heavy drinking and drug use, and the rest is history.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen them in this format. I am saved! Jx
DeleteMy grandmother always made them from the berries, so I was aware of that. Mother only ever served the jellied stuff, so it's really a family recipe!
DeleteI blame it on cranberries too,...
DeleteCranberries & Jonnie; I blame it on....
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I don't even remember who the hell Jonnie is; so it is just the cranberries...
Where's the beer?
wanna motorboat, wally?
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