In the poison'd entrails throw.
Double,double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
It has come to our attention that three jealous Bitches have tampered with the recipe entries of the other Kitchen Queen Contest contestants.
You WILL be found and disqualified!
Oh, God!!!!! Did they mess with mine?????
ReplyDeleteVON LX: Could yours get any messier?
DeleteDo people still wear those old fashioned pinnies?
ReplyDeleteMITZI: I imagine that Prinny wears a pinny.
DeleteShe's an old-fashioned girl.
Whilst donkey stoning her steps.
DeleteMITZI: As long as she's not pebble-dashing them.
DeleteDonkey stones…yet another case where you’ve got me Googling.
Apparently, there’s still a call for them!
Oh dear! The pot thickens...
ReplyDeletePRINNY: Pot calling kettle black.
DeleteMs Norma in the kitchen with a candlestick... Or more likely, a bottle of poison.
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: Poison in the poisson?
DeleteI smell something fishy!
Creme they are whipping up a pot of Creme of Dyke!
ReplyDelete(So named because if there is one thing a dyke hates is something moderately warm and whitefish, sliming down here throat.
1cup of water heated to 98.6 degrees f.
1 half cup of tofu, pulse puréed to a semi liquid state.
1 pinch salt
Dash of alum.
Mix everything together. Temperature is important. No need for bowls. Just splash it on your guests faces, shirts, and maybe in the mouth.
COOKIE: That’s almost as good as your brisket recipe!
DeleteLet's built the stake right now and burn those old hags!
ReplyDeleteHUGGY JON: Ask yourself…what would Mr. Dressup do?
DeletePour green slime on them!
DeleteI think it’s time for your meds, Huggy Jon.
DeleteIs nothing sacred? TSK TSK.....
ReplyDeleteTOPHER: This is Infomaniac you're talking about.
Deletetrue.....I think I've been smacked upside the head with a cold limp noodle!
DeleteIt can't be Norma! Her salty ding dong cake must win
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: It's almost as if you can taste Norma's salty ding dong (victory) already!
Deletewhy is senator john kerry in drag?
ReplyDeleteand who let her into the test kitchens?
i smell break-in a la watergate!
NORMA: John Kerry?
DeleteCrikey, you’re right.
Why the long face, John?
I'm surprised no-one was poisoned at the taste test... Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Fair enough…the dishes have been sitting in The Smeg rather a long time.
DeleteDoes this mean also they will be de-balled?
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean also they will be de-balled?
ReplyDeleteMADDIE: No.
DeleteBut YOU will be de-balled for creating an echo.