Friday, January 27, 2012

Weekend

Mistress MJ has everything she needs for the weekend here in this state of the art entertainment centre…

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Will you be joining me?

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  2. Yay, am I first? Well, I'll join you but it depends. Do you have gin, bromide and any Benny Hill on the tube? And funny I don't see any trojans in the cabinet.

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  3. MISTRESS MADDIE: Is this your first “first?”

    No Trojans in the cabinet but there’s a gladiator passed out behind it.

    It’s strictly B.Y.O.B. where gin is concerned. It’s the only alcoholic beverage that never touches Mistress MJ’s lips!

    The Benny Hill theme tune plays each time BEAST pops ‘round … which hasn’t been for awhile as he has been banned temporarily until his flatulence issues clear up.

    NORMA: What if I ask Mr. Peenee to act out the film of your choice using sock puppets?

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  4. I'd love to...
    I could do with a break from all this Fabric testing...

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  5. I've got something going involving a chainsaw and vodka on Saturday morning, but otherwise free for the weekend.

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  6. Congratulations Mr Lax!
    You have finally found a backer for that drunken slasher movie you've been working on...

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  7. Dear Mistress... I have a suggestion to make for Mr Peenee's sock puppetry extraveganza...

    What a bout "Peenee's from Heaven"

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  8. Will you be joining me?

    I'd love to, You have a lovely home here...

    You know that?

    *Tosses keys in fish tank,saunters over to cent-re, mixes gin martini, puts on Nancy Sinatra, pulls out a blunt*

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  9. I don't see a man in that entertainment centre, but perhaps you are correct. Men are not that entertaining after all. ZING!

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  10. Is this my first first, oh honey it's been years since, oh, you mean first to comment? Why yes it is, do I win the passed out gladiator?

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  11. @Maddie,

    Not your first gladiator either, I know....

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  12. *replaces gin with The Recipe*
    Someone move this gladiator so I can plug in the vaporizor, k?

    I call Miles Davis 'Kind of Blue' nexties. *rifles through the record collection*

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  13. PRINCESS: I'd love to...
    I could do with a break from all this Fabric testing...


    Maybe we can catch a rerun of “Bush Doctor.”

    That reminds me…I have an appointment with my gynecologist.

    LX: I've got something going involving a chainsaw and vodka on Saturday morning, but otherwise free for the weekend.

    See comment from Princess.

    PRINCESS: Congratulations Mr Lax!
    You have finally found a backer for that drunken slasher movie you've been working on...


    What shall we do with a drunken slasher?

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress... I have a suggestion to make for Mr Peenee's sock puppetry extraveganza...
    What a bout "Peenee's from Heaven"


    Love it!

    MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: Will you be joining me?

    I'd love to, You have a lovely home here...
    You know that?
    *Tosses keys in fish tank, saunters over to cent-re, mixes gin martini, puts on Nancy Sinatra, pulls out a blunt*


    I hope you’ll drop by on Tuesday as well.

    *nudge nudge wink wink*

    KABUKI: I don't see a man in that entertainment centre, but perhaps you are correct. Men are not that entertaining after all. ZING!

    I believe it’s that Porsche mechanic you ordered.

    MISTRESS MADDIE: Is this my first first, oh honey it's been years since, oh, you mean first to comment? Why yes it is, do I win the passed out gladiator?

    Not only do you win the gladiator, you win a free weekend of pillow fluffing from Mr. LX!

    LX is the Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer but Mistress MJ loans him out for special occasions.

    WALLY: @Maddie,
    Not your first gladiator either, I know....


    Do you have some dirt on Mistress Maddie?

    Come on, DISH!

    NATIONS: *replaces gin with The Recipe*
    Someone move this gladiator so I can plug in the vaporizor, k?
    I call Miles Davis 'Kind of Blue' nexties. *rifles through the record collection*


    Mistress MJ has “Kind of Blue” on heavy night rotation, especially when The Recipe is involved.

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  14. Will we be watching the Waltons?
    *claps hands like an excited seal that hasn't seen a fish in a fortnight*
    Sx

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  15. Join you? Honey, I'm way ahead of you.

    Sock puppets are an under-appreciated medium.

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  16. SCARLET: Will we be watching the Waltons?
    *claps hands like an excited seal that hasn't seen a fish in a fortnight*


    I presume you’ll all be calling out each others names at the end?

    Goodnight Miss Scarlet. Goodnight Princess. Etcetera?

    PEENEE: Join you? Honey, I'm way ahead of you.
    Sock puppets are an under-appreciated medium.


    I was going to ask why you’re not in bed but I recall you saying you’re looking at “porn and trolling blogs at 3:00 in the morning.”

    Can you act out a porn film with your sock puppets?

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  17. Can we act out a porn film with sock puppets that features the Waltons?
    Sx

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  18. MISS SCARLET: Can we act out a porn film with sock puppets that features the Waltons?

    I expect you WILL no matter what I say.

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  19. The Waltons? Wasn't that a gang of bankrobbers?
    No booze for me this weekend, some fluelike thing bite me, I already look like a zombie, no need to add to the wreckage ...

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  20. @ Miss Scarlet: Yes, 10 inches.

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  21. MAGO: The Waltons? Wasn't that a gang of bankrobbers?
    No booze for me this weekend, some fluelike thing bite me, I already look like a zombie, no need to add to the wreckage ...


    It’s not the dreaded MANFLU season again, is it?

    DEEPBLUEJON: Where are my cowboys?

    They’re on their way.

    Stay tuned.

    LX: @ Miss Scarlet: Yes, 10 inches.

    What was the question?

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  22. What is it with men and their affinity to the measurement of 10"????? What's wrong with 12"???
    Sx

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  23. *cough*
    12ers, Scarlet? Not bad, really.

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  24. ...because 12 inches is A FOOT. HA!!!



    hello? anyone? um...

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  25. Oops! Didn't think of that....
    Sx

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  26. Are you bitches still nattering on?

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  27. I need this entertainment center, fully stocked, and now.

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  29. THOMBEAU: I need this entertainment center, fully stocked, and now.

    Consider it yours.

    Comes with one slightly used gladiator.

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