Friday, January 13, 2012

Filthy Friday - The Peenee Diaries

In yesterday’s post, Thombeau informed us that he’s reading The Peenee Diaries, the autobiography of everyone’s fave San Franciscan, Mr. Peenee.

Unfortunately, the pages in my copy are stuck together (damn those houseboys) but I managed to find one unstained photograph …


Perhaps you Bitches can decipher what the now obscured text might have been?

20 comments:

  1. "I knew I shouldn't have had the fish"

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  2. I find the t-strap a bit too formal in this instance...

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  3. Ha! Before embiggment, I thought the "thing" was coming through the floor!

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    I'd better go back to sleep!

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  4. glen beck takes peenee's hot yoga class?

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  5. I was going to say, the shoes are a nice touch.

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  6. Nicely shaped fuzzy head and milky shoulders I should say but those awful shoes must be thrown out! Is this the San Francisco treat? Eating stalagmite formations that grow out of the floor?

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  7. I'm glad that the cover photo is from the front. From the back I fear that it would look like the landscape of a war ravaged country.

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  8. Peenee demonstrating the proper way to remove a butt plug...One of his better tricks.

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  9. Stanley Steemers' spot removal specialist hard at work on a wad of bubblegum ground into the berber.

    He's nakes except for heels, and the bubblegum has a battery, but it's SAN FRANCISCO PEOPLE. OK? Sheesh.

    When he came by here to deal with the pet stains he was wearing Keens
    and long-handle underwear.

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  10. I love the shoes too!
    I'm stumped...is he facing Mecca?

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  11. On slower days at the parlour... a girl had to make her own fun...

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  12. I can't see anything. I have my hands over my eyes.

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  13. Dolls! DOLLS!! NEEELY O'HAAARAAAA!!!!

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  14. I have no idea what you people are going on about, but I just stopped in to let you all know I am hunting you down. Each and every one of you. You best sleep with one eye open from now on.

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  15. Ah yes, when life was easy, I mean - we simply had only ONE of these you know?!

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  16. he is performing a centuries old mystic 'magic weenie' ceremony. What you are seeing is ectoplasm people. Did we learn nothing from Ghostbusters? sheesh!

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  17. Why does he have Glenn Beck's hair?

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  18. BITCHES: I am currently trying to track down an unstained, unsticky copy of The Peenee Diaries and when I do, more will be revealed here on Infomaniac.

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