Thursday, August 11, 2011

MistressMobile Update

Following months of test-driving applicants for the new MistressMobile, we are pleased to announce a successful candidate.


Beast (seen above undergoing training by Mistress MJ and Miss Scarlet) is the new MistressMobile.

Note: Mistress MJ regrets that she cannot spend much time on commenting, visiting blogs, etc., for the rest of the week (training Beast takes up most of her time!) but she will pop in and out when time permits.

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20 comments:

  1. designing wally7:30 AM, August 11, 2011

    first

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  2. designing wally7:33 AM, August 11, 2011

    Then one day it happened...
    Jackie papper came no more....

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  3. designing wally7:34 AM, August 11, 2011

    WHO?
    I ASK YOU, IS QWEEN OF THE TWATS???

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  4. FirstNations9:08 AM, August 11, 2011

    Well, that would be me, actually, but the more important matter is: WHAT HAPPENED TO BEASTS' BOTTOM?


    SOMEONE STOLE BEASTS' BOTTOM!!!!!!
    *runs in circles screaming*

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  5. FirstNations9:09 AM, August 11, 2011

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  6. Ms Scarlet9:31 AM, August 11, 2011

    ...I think I stole Mr Beastie's bottom... I shall cover it up immediately with the FGES...
    Sx

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  7. LẌ10:20 AM, August 11, 2011

    "in and out"

    There's always time for that!

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  8. Roses3:27 PM, August 11, 2011

    That's not really Beast!

    You'd need a much bigger and heftier riding crop.

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  9. BEAST4:58 PM, August 11, 2011

    My bottom resembles a firm ripe peach. This is a travesty .
    Good day to you Miss MJ as Miss Scarlet would say

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  10. BEAST4:59 PM, August 11, 2011

    and Miss Scarlet......your chewing cloth

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  11. Anonymous5:45 PM, August 11, 2011

    I do not believe that this is actually MsScarlet. The picture of her loveley derriere I once had the joy to see and that is branded in my memory, is in no way represented by the lovely lady to he right. A totally different architecture.

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  12. Anonymous7:10 PM, August 11, 2011

    I afraid Beast's ripe peach is rapidly turning into a dried one.

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  13. DeepBlue8:45 PM, August 11, 2011

    What a wonderful little pasture to take your sheeps for "grazing".

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  14. DeepBlue8:46 PM, August 11, 2011

    Or your cows...

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  15. normadesmond10:12 PM, August 11, 2011

    don't you dare put that
    filthy whip on my clean table.

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  16. The Mistress10:33 PM, August 11, 2011

    Beast’s arse is like a flat peach.

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  17. Princess10:40 PM, August 11, 2011

    A nutty flavoured flat peach!

    Which bitch was brave enough to do a taste test I ask?

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  18. FirstNations12:54 AM, August 12, 2011

    ....cute and fuzzy and pink with a pokey-outie thing on one side!:D

    I wish someone would slap some FGES on Miss San Andreas Faultline there. That's a whole lotta California ready to fall into the sea.

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  19. Ms Scarlet4:37 AM, August 13, 2011

    ...I saw that comment, Mr Beastie... better than chewing bananas...
    Sx

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  20. Anonymous5:48 PM, August 16, 2011

    Miss Scarlet would never wear such an unflatteringly cut thong

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