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ReplyDelete...NATIONS!!!
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
ReplyDeleteYo, biscuit!
ReplyDeleteSo, this is my punishment for missing Wenis Wednesday, I take it? Looking at it certainly makes me feel chastised. And chafed.
I have some ointment for the chafing.
ReplyDeleteHobnob?
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When I squinted at the screen I thought it was Colin Firth.
ReplyDeleteSx
The American-style biscuit, Miss Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteAlthough now I’m craving Hobnobs.
You don't suppose Firth wears a Changed Man Bikini in the upcoming new le Carré film, do you?
ReplyDeleteI am now craving a warm scone with butter.
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Have you forgotten that Beast committed scone frottage or "Sconing" as Mitzi calls it?
ReplyDeleteHe also did something peculiar with a pair of sconces and a golden pussy. I must put it all out of my mind as I am just about to go out and scour the aisles for my supper.
ReplyDeleteI may even get a slice of CAKE for afters....
Sx
That looks like a very nasty case of shavers crotch... Where has Roses Gone with the tub of pseudocream she was brandishing before? Possibly rubbing it all over RDJ. That lovely faux-transgendered chappy looks like he could do with a good slathering.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Ms Nations... Ms Scarlet
He likes feeling pretty!
ReplyDeletePerhaps he'll run for congress...
Poor Cher. I'm so glad that Sonny Bono didn't live to see this. All I can say is that based on this picture, Chaz Bono had better get himself/herself to the gynecologist because her/his labia is looks horribly inflamed.
ReplyDeleteWhy do the men on that site have sucvh small penii?
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering what will happen if one of those D-rings lets go. Whiplash?
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: That looks like a very nasty case of shavers crotch... Where has Roses Gone with the tub of pseudocream she was brandishing before? Possibly rubbing it all over RDJ. That lovely faux-transgendered chappy looks like he could do with a good slathering.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Ms Nations... Ms Scarlet
Miss Roses certainly took off in a hurry.
Highly suspicious.
WALLY: He likes feeling pretty!
Perhaps he'll run for congress...
He may be already there!
MARTHA SMITH-STANDISH: Poor Cher. I'm so glad that Sonny Bono didn't live to see this. All I can say is that based on this picture, Chaz Bono had better get himself/herself to the gynecologist because her/his labia is looks horribly inflamed.
She’s been dancing with too many stars hence the inflammation.
COOKIE: Why do the men on that site have sucvh small penii?
Size isn’t everything.
Is it?
LX: I'm wondering what will happen if one of those D-rings lets go. Whiplash?
Whiplash…chafing…this product should come with a health warning.
is this the dromedary model?
ReplyDelete*runs in, out of breath*
ReplyDeleteSorry, sorry.
*looks at photos, moves comments box*
That's making my eyes water. Where'd he put the boys?
*hands Princess the sudocreme*
Enjoy.
NORMADESMOND: is this the dromedary model?
ReplyDeleteIt is, Norma and yet I don’t find him the least bit humpy.
Would you care to see something in a camel toe?
ROSES: *runs in, out of breath*
Sorry, sorry.
*looks at photos, moves comments box*
That's making my eyes water. Where'd he put the boys?
*hands Princess the sudocreme*
Enjoy.
Quit your blathering and start slathering.
Labia Majora....
ReplyDeleteWALLY: Labia Majora....
ReplyDeleteA constellation near Orion’s belt.
Now that's a Fat Monkey!!
ReplyDeleteCOREYJO: Now that's a Fat Monkey!!
ReplyDeleteA chunky monkey!
sounds like an Ice Creme flavor. I think I might be becoming lactose intollerent...
ReplyDeleteOf course you meant:
ReplyDeleteOh, Rian's... belt.
Something with a frog ... *laudanum gulp*
ReplyDeleteNo self respecting frog would go near that...pseudomuffin.
ReplyDeleteI heard from a friend that when your thingy gets pushed up that far it hurts after awhile, hence his forced grin.
ReplyDeleteThat's fannytastic! Labia Majorca, a cheap and popular destination for lads on holiday.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed a scone yesterday in Sid's cafe at Holmfirth (Where they filmed Last Of The Summer Wine) they couldn't have been all that fresh cause I saw the kitchen wench microwave them for a few seconds to soften them.
ReplyDeleteSee, and you could have just mailed them to Beast. He'da frotted them for you; and as we all know, friction causes heat. No school like the old school, Mitzi.
ReplyDeleteOK I give up. What happened to his junk? Is it all tucked back, or did this contraption shove it all back up into his abdomen or what??
*wrings hand anxiously*
@mitzi
ReplyDeleteI seen a couple of movies, once....
Ewww....how did I ever survive all these months away?
ReplyDeleteI keep coming back to that picture and imagining his huge sigh of relief when he takes that contraption off.
ReplyDeleteAlso, how unpleasant is it going to be trying to stuff the boys back, after having a pee in a public loo.
I know, I know, start slathering....
This abberition was in my nightmares last night. Seriously, this has creeped me out.
ReplyDeleteThis is all you need ... or a frog. See Mitzi's vid.
ReplyDeleteI don't care what kind of design it has, no way in HELL will MY POPO FIT INSIDE WHATEVER THE F**K THAT THING IS! I like a tight fit, but come on... does this dude even have a penis!?!
ReplyDeleteIs that camel toe or are those his balls hanging off to the side?!?
(Jon@Deep Blue suggested I stop bye, hope y'all don't mind)
Rafa
RAFA: Welcome to Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteI clicked on your blog only to find a lot of hot naked man flesh.
I can see that Jon is a bad influence on you.
Why...
ReplyDeleteWhat...
Ummm...
Where...
oh goodness.
Oh Sweet Jesus poking about my burgled buns! I was a wee innocent lamb, rousted from a most inviting bosom to be burned on the stake of a man's hard, frothing bone! Carnal lust stoked hot at the Hell bound fires deep within; only the wet, liquid lava erupting through my core able to cool my scalding fires!
ReplyDeleteIT WAS HIM, DAMMIT! The great white bear disrobing his mighty furred coat; I bow to his glory...
Either that or I'm just a dirty, dirty DAWG; through and through!!
Rafa