Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Domestic Dilemma

Mistress MJ is well aware that you're anxiously waiting to see everyone's gardening photos.

They WILL be posted later this week but in the meantime, Mistress MJ is having trouble with The Help...

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My question is this...

How do YOU keep your houseboys under control?
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  1. jason4:15 PM, August 03, 2011

    With Wasps.
    Doesn't always work, however.

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  2. Lulu LaBonne4:21 PM, August 03, 2011

    with cake!

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  3. designing wally4:23 PM, August 03, 2011

    Cash...

    Which explains why I don't have any houseboys left.

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  4. DeepBlue4:32 PM, August 03, 2011

    I'm the houseboy!

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  5. Thombeau4:39 PM, August 03, 2011

    I threaten to threaten them. As they are easily confused, that usually does the trick!

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  6. Miss Janey5:42 PM, August 03, 2011

    One things for sure, she doesn't use their cleaning implements, ever.

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  7. TB6:14 PM, August 03, 2011

    Threaten to make them wear polyester uniforms from Walmart instead of their usual one of g- strings and sunglasses.

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  8. Mitzi 6:47 PM, August 03, 2011

    Psychological torture is the best method for keeping my maid Carmen in line, turning the clock back an hour when she has a doctors appointment is always a hoot.

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  9. LẌ7:31 PM, August 03, 2011

    I don't blame him, those Swiffer things are really confusing!

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  10. Princess8:08 PM, August 03, 2011

    My Dear Mistress,
    As you have discovered, allowing your house boys to work au natural, although ashetically pleasing... does not come without it's own problems. (One can only have the royal carpenter shorten the broom/mop handle's so many times before ending up with a pile of useless spent tools.)

    Threatening houseboys by making them clean up youghurt stains orally is not a deterrence. (Their little eyes light up at the very suggestion)and, the end result seems far worse than before they started

    I have resorted to insisting that my houseboys wear a dog collar.
    I find that the collar provides for extra purchase when it comes to taking the useless little tools in hand...

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  11. The Mistress4:51 AM, August 04, 2011

    JASON: With Wasps.
    Doesn't always work, however.

    Wenis Wasps?

    LULU: with cake!

    Did someone mention cake?

    WALLY: Cash...
    Which explains why I don't have any houseboys left.

    I pay mine in Canadian Tire money.

    DEEPBLUE: I'm the houseboy!

    You’re needed at Wally’s house!

    THOMBEAU: I threaten to threaten them. As they are easily confused, that usually does the trick!

    Good advice, coming from the authority on Houseboys.

    You, of all people, should write The Houseboy Handbook.

    MISS JANEY: One things for sure, she doesn't use their cleaning implements, ever.

    Precisely why Mistress MJ keeps an industrial vat of antiseptic Wet Wipes on hand at all times.

    TB: Threaten to make them wear polyester uniforms from Walmart instead of their usual one of g- strings and sunglasses.

    I’m trying to discipline them, not give them heart attacks.

    MITZI: Psychological torture is the best method for keeping my maid Carmen in line, turning the clock back an hour when she has a doctors appointment is always a hoot.

    Hitchcock would have employed this method had he lived longer.

    LX: I don't blame him, those Swiffer things are really confusing!

    But a Swiffer doesn’t need changing as often as a Baby Mop.

    PRINCESS: My Dear Mistress,
    As you have discovered, allowing your house boys to work au natural, although ashetically pleasing... does not come without it's own problems. (One can only have the royal carpenter shorten the broom/mop handle's so many times before ending up with a pile of useless spent tools.)
    Threatening houseboys by making them clean up youghurt stains orally is not a deterrence. (Their little eyes light up at the very suggestion)and, the end result seems far worse than before they started
    I have resorted to insisting that my houseboys wear a dog collar.
    I find that the collar provides for extra purchase when it comes to taking the useless little tools in hand...

    Do I have to take them for shots as well?

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  12. Princess10:06 AM, August 04, 2011

    No... But try worming them if they suddenly start dragging their arse's across the shagpile....

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  13. TB10:54 AM, August 04, 2011

    Good idea Princess, regular maintenance along with the dog. I hope that "Who wants a chew-chew?" works the same with them.

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  14. DeepBlue10:58 AM, August 04, 2011

    You people are so mean...

    *going back licking the floor*

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  15. The Mistress11:15 AM, August 04, 2011

    Would you bitches pipe down?

    I'm trying to prepare the gardening post...which should be up soon!

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  16. The Cool Cookie2:55 PM, August 05, 2011

    What a sad and pathetic penis. No wonder he has to work so hard at getting your attention.

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  17. Damien10:46 AM, August 06, 2011

    My two houseboys are continuously drugged and subjected to many hours of "The Waltons" if they misbehave..

    Their cleaning skills are without compare - my pipes have never been so clean.

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