Thursday, August 18, 2011

Blog Stench

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Due to an unusual odour emanating from this blog, Infomaniac is closed today.

All Infomaniac Bitches who wish to stay will be fitted with gas masks…

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27 comments:

  1. Princess3:55 AM, August 18, 2011

    Yay! farts... er... first

    Have you been cutting cheese again mistress?

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  2. Ms Scarlet5:47 AM, August 18, 2011

    I have noticed Mr Beastie roaming around in your box in his grundies. I have plugged in my aroma stone at Scarlet Blue, it seems to have done the trick.
    Sx

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  3. savannah7:32 AM, August 18, 2011

    aromatic, sugar? i hadn't noticed! i must have a cold or something! *going back to bed* xoxoxoxo

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  4. TB8:14 AM, August 18, 2011

    Oh no, smegma revenge from Wenis Wednesday. Those aren't snail trails around the house.

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  5. LẌ8:15 AM, August 18, 2011

    I just hope this isn't a meme.

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  6. The Mistress10:09 AM, August 18, 2011

    Could somebody crack open a window in here?!!!

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  7. normadesmond11:07 AM, August 18, 2011

    leave it to the proprietress to use the word crack when
    referring to the stench in this joint.

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  8. designing wally11:17 AM, August 18, 2011

    Just passing through to take a whiff....

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  9. KellyRed12:00 PM, August 18, 2011

    Maybe that's what Mr. Wenis was doing yesterday...farting into the towel and wafting it towards Miss MJ?

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  10. The Mistress12:26 PM, August 18, 2011

    *SPRAYS BLOG LIBERALLY WITH FEBREZE*

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  11. Martha Smith-Standish12:31 PM, August 18, 2011

    I do not understand. Is my computer missing a peripheral? Is there an add on that would allow me to catch the scent of an odoriferous flatus?

    Whoever passed gas, please be kind and excuse yourself. It is what is right and proper.

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  12. designing wally2:16 PM, August 18, 2011

    Well, now at least some of us understand the difference between a Smith-Standish and a Smithe-Standish....

    ("Whomever", milady).

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  13. Thombeau2:31 PM, August 18, 2011

    Blog stench! Far worse than ring-around-the-collar!

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  14. designing wally2:54 PM, August 18, 2011

    Good God, Thombeau!
    Don't I know it...

    To Whom it may concern.

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  15. The Mistress3:08 PM, August 18, 2011

    I hope you've all taken advantage of this blog's Scratch 'N' Sniff feature.

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  16. The Mistress3:49 PM, August 18, 2011

    Mistress MJ must leave this blog unattended for the evening.

    Anyone violating our "no breaking wind" policy will be persecuted. Or is it prosecuted? Possibly both.

    Just don't do it.

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  17. Kapitano5:31 PM, August 18, 2011

    Are you our mommy?

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  18. Miss Janey7:03 PM, August 18, 2011

    The first who smelt it dealt it!

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  19. Michael Guy7:35 PM, August 18, 2011

    I've gathered all of you under the sheets and cut a grand one!

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  20. jason8:48 PM, August 18, 2011

    Oh, it's nothing. The Wenis brigade down below has been making their famous egg salad again, that's all.

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  21. DeepBlue9:39 PM, August 18, 2011

    I didn't do it!

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  22. FirstNations9:45 PM, August 18, 2011

    Ma Beasties' Chickpea Curry. I just know it. OH YES.

    Either that, or the FRENCH.

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  23. Jenny12:15 AM, August 19, 2011

    I'm too tired to have done anything bad.

    I think.

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  24. mrpeenee1:41 AM, August 19, 2011

    I've been too delicate to mention anything, but it has been rather ripe around here. I'm sure, absolutely convinced, Princess's cole slaw / black bean festival had NOTHING to do with it.

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  25. Ms Scarlet4:55 AM, August 19, 2011

    No Filthy Friday?
    Or even Fabreze Friday?
    Sx

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  26. The Mistress5:21 AM, August 19, 2011

    Is it Friday already?

    I'd better reopen the blog for Filthy Friday, in that case.

    But I wouldn't remove your gas masks if I were you.

    *continues Febrezeing*

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  27. Mitzi 5:22 AM, August 19, 2011

    It smells like the elephant house at the zoo in here. Quick! plug in the oust fan. For those people who break wind willy-nilly invest in some Subtle butt disposable gas neutralizing pads, for no more unpleasant miasma worries!

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