In myths and legends a Succubus is a phantom night time cocksucker, responsible for nocturnal emissions, with modern technology ghost hunters have managed to capture a Succubus demon in action, not a pretty sight.
The Biker gives this a 8.25 on the Funk-Grossmann Richter scale. Aparently I made some kind of a noise or exclamation or something when it came up, summoning him from the other room to marvel at the screen....I have no memory of the incident. None whatsoever. *hides behind refrigerator*
Roses, I did the same thing...and made the same exact sound once I'd posted and hit the little 'X' up there in the corner.
NEWS: MJ....you still come up #1 on BING searches, but as of last night you are waaaaaay down in the rankings on Google...and then it's only a link to a past post. Suddenly, people became more interested in obscure LEGO characters than nastyass old men with spit all hanging down their chins with giant weenises and all freaky ballsacks and veins and capillaries, with hairs of swollen, shiny, wrinkles, and bleagh, yeah.
YAY First!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I'll behave this time!
Hugs
JOn
You Bitches had better ALL behave as Mistress MJ is working overtime today and can't supervise your mischief-making!
ReplyDeleteNo hanky-panky? Awwww ...
ReplyDeleteIs that snail on the menu?
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Jon
Oh go on, then.
ReplyDeleteBut don't make me have to clean up when I return.
I don't want to haul out the pressure washer to hose the place down.
Away she flies, bobbin' out the front door ...
ReplyDeleteI'm not gone yet.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ does not "bob"...she "flounces."
And remember...
CLICKING MAKES IT BIGGER!
Oh sorry! Alternatively you could "go off" - ?
ReplyDeleteUfff!
ReplyDeleteEnufff!
ReplyDeleteI do think that this requires medicinal brandy in my morning coffee. My heart is racing but not in a good way.
ReplyDeleteIn myths and legends a Succubus is a phantom night time cocksucker, responsible for nocturnal emissions, with modern technology ghost hunters have managed to capture a Succubus demon in action, not a pretty sight.
ReplyDeleteThis looks better suited for Fellatio Friday than Wenis Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteThe Biker gives this a 8.25 on the Funk-Grossmann Richter scale. Aparently I made some kind of a noise or exclamation or something when it came up, summoning him from the other room to marvel at the screen....I have no memory of the incident. None whatsoever.
ReplyDelete*hides behind refrigerator*
slurpers need serviettes.
ReplyDeleteIt's just an expression. You're supposed to suck Grandpa, not blow!!
ReplyDeletePlease! Not whilst I'm having my tea!
ReplyDeleteSx
Good lord!
ReplyDelete*moves comment box to cover the picture*
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't look good. No it doesn't.
one of these Wednesdays I'll come here and find a picture of a real hot dog and THAT will really shock me.
ReplyDeleteHai Rose!
Andy Rooney, you nasty boy!
ReplyDeleteGood heavens!
ReplyDeleteRoses, I did the same thing...and made the same exact sound once I'd posted and hit the little 'X' up there in the corner.
ReplyDeleteNEWS: MJ....you still come up #1 on BING searches, but as of last night you are waaaaaay down in the rankings on Google...and then it's only a link to a past post. Suddenly, people became more interested in obscure LEGO characters than nastyass old men with spit all hanging down their chins with giant weenises and all freaky ballsacks and veins and capillaries, with hairs of swollen, shiny, wrinkles, and bleagh, yeah.
It's a mystery.
STOP BLOWING, the balloon is about to burst!! And I do not want to be around when it does.
ReplyDeleteWhy am I reminded of carny balloons that the clowns always twisted into animal shapes.
ReplyDelete(I'm calling my therapist now)
Seems he's playing a proper bagpipe.
ReplyDeleteSorry for being gone again, should be back for good this time ;3