Thursday, August 25, 2011

Hello Sailor!

Ahoy, Bitches!

It’s Sailor Day here on Infomaniac.

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Infomaniac Bitches welcoming the fleet…
(Mitzi, far left with tits out. I don't recognize the arse ends of the rest of you but you certainly look keen.)
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24 comments:

  1. normadesmond9:34 AM, August 25, 2011

    oh my.....

    well, bachelor #1 is a dead ringer for a young vic tayback, mel on "alice".

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  2. The Mistress9:42 AM, August 25, 2011

    Kiss my grits, Norma!

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  3. Miss Sunshine10:01 AM, August 25, 2011

    Mmmm....I love me a Sailor...

    Looks like a line up from "Working Girl"

    Mel looks good in drag too.

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  4. The Mistress10:15 AM, August 25, 2011

    Infomaniac Bitches work hard for the money.

    So hard for it, honey.

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  5. LẌ10:16 AM, August 25, 2011

    Three years, ten months, and two days I would rather forget.

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  6. The Mistress10:24 AM, August 25, 2011

    Now that you're Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ, you can take permanent shore leave.

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  7. Princess10:55 AM, August 25, 2011

    My bet is that there's been some frigging in that rigging...

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  8. KellyRed11:23 AM, August 25, 2011

    Can I just say those coveralls are a fashion disaster! No self-respecting gay would wear baggy britches. (See photo of white capri pants as counterpoint).

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  9. The Mistress11:36 AM, August 25, 2011

    PRINCESS: My bet is that there's been some frigging in that rigging...

    Whilst in a rhyming mood...

    If they’re in Canada, they’re squid jiggin’.

    KELLY RED: Can I just say those coveralls are a fashion disaster! No self-respecting gay would wear baggy britches. (See photo of white capri pants as counterpoint).

    No baggy britches
    On Infomaniac Bitches!

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  10. designing wally11:54 AM, August 25, 2011

    I always like to help sailors with their C legs...

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  11. The Mistress1:49 PM, August 25, 2011

    And their G-strings.

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  12. TB2:25 PM, August 25, 2011

    I do so love seamen.

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  13. FirstNations4:14 PM, August 25, 2011

    Puts me in mind of the whole second half of 'Tattoo'. Somewhat more boy-kissy-boy content, of course; not that I find that at all problematic.

    Does anyone remember that black and white video where the old guy says '...and remember...NO SLAPPING!' which then degenerates into a mass gay sailor slapfest? It took place in what looked like a desert island or the set of 'Orphee un Euridice' or MJ's spare bedroom or something.

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  14. FirstNations4:16 PM, August 25, 2011

    ...and I swear to god this is a real memory, not some mental artifact caused by excessive....anything. *looks around in a guilty manner, pouts*

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  15. Geoff4:22 PM, August 25, 2011

    My sister's ex-husband was a sailor.

    Now he works in computers.

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  16. designing wally5:26 PM, August 25, 2011

    @TB- I like seamen as well!!!

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  17. Mitzi 6:39 PM, August 25, 2011

    Taken on one of my seafaring adventures in Southampton. I don't know who the other grizzled old sea dogs are. There was rum a'plenty at the Smuggler's nook where I had a go at blowing a bosun's whistle whilst cupping the weighty sphere with my hand.

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  18. Jenny6:52 PM, August 25, 2011

    I get seasick really easily.

    I'm not sure how that pertains to this post but it's what I was thinking.

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  19. chickory8:15 PM, August 25, 2011

    that first sailor is as terrifying as the life sized plastic Burger King; and would probably make a pretty good fast food mascot as well.

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  20. The Mistress10:47 PM, August 25, 2011

    ATTENTION ALL SEAMEN LOVERS: What Ms. Nations is looking for in her quest for a gay sailor slapfest is this…

    SISSY BOY SLAP PARTY by Canadian filmmaker Guy Maddin. (I love the ending, especially.)

    Basically it shows what goes on in Infomaniac Bitch Thombeau’s Chateau of a typical weekend.

    And now if you’ll excuse me, I have Filthy Friday to prepare.

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  21. Princess12:07 AM, August 26, 2011

    Yay! I love a good sissy boy slap party... thanks for the re-play MJ and Ms Nations...

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  22. Princess12:07 AM, August 26, 2011

    Yay! I love a good sissy boy slap party... thanks for the re-play MJ and Ms Nations...

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  23. Miss Sunshine12:12 AM, August 26, 2011

    OMG! I'm married to an ex-sailor. I wonder if he was ever involved in any of these slap fests while on cruise.

    Thanks MJ for the video!

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  24. Anonymous5:21 AM, August 26, 2011

    Park 'n ride.

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