Monday, August 22, 2011

Cheap Thrills

Mistress MJ gets her thrills on the spin cycle…

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How do you get yours?
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35 comments:

  1. designing wally10:09 PM, August 22, 2011

    By being first.....
    First!

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  2. Princess10:09 PM, August 22, 2011

    Yay First!
    I get mine the same way but I make sure the load is off balance just slightly so that one gets a good "rock up"....

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  3. designing wally10:11 PM, August 22, 2011

    Oh, Hai Princess...
    Why are you late???

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  4. Princess10:11 PM, August 22, 2011

    Damn... I obviously spent too much time adjusting the load!

    Haai Wally...

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  5. designing wally10:14 PM, August 22, 2011

    There seems to be a lot of load adjustment happening on infomaniac....

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  6. Princess10:17 PM, August 22, 2011

    Just another day in the laundry of life....

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  7. LẌ10:47 PM, August 22, 2011

    On Blueberry Hill.

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  8. Jenny10:54 PM, August 22, 2011

    I get my thrills getting here before LX and clearly today?

    I got no thrill.

    Hai LX, Princess and Wally!

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  9. Thombeau11:07 PM, August 22, 2011

    I get mine by twiddling my third nipple.

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  10. Roses4:24 AM, August 23, 2011

    There are no better thrills than drinking coffee, wearing the pink, fluffy dressing gown and reading the comments.

    *vom*

    (I'm such a suck-up)

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  11. TB5:29 AM, August 23, 2011

    Drinking Stoli's and browsing porn blogs.

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  12. DeepBlue7:11 AM, August 23, 2011

    *head pops out of washing machine*

    Reading your whipping witty comments, my dear Mistress!

    *dives back into washing machine*


    *pops out again*

    Hey! This is better than the vodka fountain!

    *dives back in again*

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  13. The Mistress7:27 AM, August 23, 2011

    WALLY & PRINCESS: Does Mistress MJ have to separate the pair of you?

    LX: On Blueberry Hill.

    Did the moon stand still?

    BOXER: I get my thrills getting here before LX and clearly today?
    I got no thrill.
    Hai LX, Princess and Wally!

    Now you’ve got Deep Blue to contend with for first place too.

    THOMBEAU: I get mine by twiddling my third nipple.

    Can you get the BBC World Service when you twiddle?

    ROSES: There are no better thrills than drinking coffee, wearing the pink, fluffy dressing gown and reading the comments.
    *vom*
    (I'm such a suck-up)

    Infomaniac Bitches’ comments make my day.

    TB: Drinking Stoli's and browsing porn blogs.

    Stoli?

    Absolutely Fabulous!

    DEEP BLUE: *head pops out of washing machine*
    Reading your whipping witty comments, my dear Mistress!
    *dives back into washing machine*
    *pops out again*
    Hey! This is better than the vodka fountain!

    Speaking of dirty laundry…

    Oh Hai Deep Blue!

    While you’re in there, please do not use my g-strings to floss your teeth.

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  14. The Cool Cookie8:43 AM, August 23, 2011

    Having a high fiber poop - its a smooth move.

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  15. The Mistress8:56 AM, August 23, 2011

    COOKIE: Having a high fiber poop - its a smooth move.

    Here’s something to make toilet time even MORE fun!

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  16. normadesmond9:29 AM, August 23, 2011

    looks like she's impatiently awaiting "unbalanced."

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  17. KellyRed11:54 AM, August 23, 2011

    After reading Miss MJ's little link about toilet time I was gob-stopped by the phrase "dishwasher safe". Lord have mercy. Although the Christmas tree shape would be so festive!

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  18. Anonymous1:59 PM, August 23, 2011

    Hope the polka dot gown is starched, and stainless ... Cheap Thrill gefällig?

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  19. FirstNations2:18 PM, August 23, 2011

    Setting fire to white settlements, raping their cattle, enslaving their women and children and riding around on my lawnmower wearing a towel like a cape singing the 'Batman' theme.

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  20. FirstNations2:21 PM, August 23, 2011

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!
    BATMAN!!!
    BATMAN!!!
    BATMAN!!!
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA-
    BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

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  21. The Mistress2:32 PM, August 23, 2011

    NORMADESMOND: looks like she's impatiently awaiting "unbalanced."

    Otherwise known as the rollercoaster of love.

    KELLY RED: After reading Miss MJ's little link about toilet time I was gob-stopped by the phrase "dishwasher safe". Lord have mercy. Although the Christmas tree shape would be so festive!

    Makes a great gift!

    MAGO: Hope the polka dot gown is starched, and stainless ... Cheap Thrill gefällig?

    After listening, I’ve decided that Bulgarian heavy metal is not my thing.

    NATIONS: Setting fire to white settlements, raping their cattle, enslaving their women and children and riding around on my lawnmower wearing a towel like a cape singing the 'Batman' theme.
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!!
    BATMAN!!!
    BATMAN!!!
    BATMAN!!!
    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA-
    BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

    Oh dear gawd.

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  22. Anonymous2:40 PM, August 23, 2011

    FN - darling, I sent you an email. And a letter. Long time ago ...

    Mistress - you already listend to that!? Yowza ... the first twenty seconds would have been enough, dear!

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  23. The Mistress3:20 PM, August 23, 2011

    MAGO: FN - darling, I sent you an email. And a letter. Long time ago ...
    Mistress - you already listend to that!? Yowza ... the first twenty seconds would have been enough, dear!

    Twenty seconds WAS enough!

    As for Ms. Nations, she is too busy riding around on her lawnmower, dressed as a superhero, to open your letter or respond to your email.

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  24. LẌ4:59 PM, August 23, 2011

    Mistress, did the earth move for you, too?

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  25. Mitzi 6:35 PM, August 23, 2011

    On holiday, I like to position my lower quarters on the jet slot in the swimming pool, it gives me a thrill like no other!

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  26. Anonymous7:12 PM, August 23, 2011

    Phew ...
    5.9 I read in the news.

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  27. jason11:02 PM, August 23, 2011

    By the firing range....and baking cupcakes.

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  28. Roses5:41 AM, August 24, 2011

    Where's my Wenis?

    Not that I'm being demanding or anything. But it's Wednesday.

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  29. The Mistress6:27 AM, August 24, 2011

    LX: Mistress, did the earth move for you, too?

    Apparently it was felt up here (that doesn’t sound right) but I don’t even recall what I was doing at that time that it struck.

    MITZI: On holiday, I like to position my lower quarters on the jet slot in the swimming pool, it gives me a thrill like no other!

    I’d book more poolside vacations if they wrote about this in the travel brochures!

    MAGO: Phew ...
    5.9 I read in the news.

    Out of curiosity, how do you say “Phew” in German?

    JASON: By the firing range....and baking cupcakes.

    Nothin’ says lovin’ like something from the oven.

    ROSES: Where's my Wenis?
    Not that I'm being demanding or anything. But it's Wednesday.

    It’s coming!

    And you’ll be sorry you asked to see it!

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  30. Anonymous7:16 AM, August 24, 2011

    As interjection or expression of relief or Verwunderung many people say "Mensch!", with a lot of variants of the pronounciation. "Mann oh Mann" also works. "Herrgott", or - more close to the dialect and not often used today - "Sakrament" - but this goes slowly in the direction of swear words. As a kind of sigh (Stoßseufzer) "ufff" is used - the "fff" indicating the air stream out of the mouth.

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  31. The Mistress7:41 AM, August 24, 2011

    Ufff.

    Danke, Mago.

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  32. Anonymous7:46 AM, August 24, 2011

    Gern geschehen, MJ.

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  33. DeepBlue7:49 AM, August 24, 2011

    French canadian also say "sacramant"!
    My dad slapped me behind the head everytime I uttered it. I'm still using it...

    Oh! Grüss Gott, Mr. Magoo!

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  34. The Mistress7:50 AM, August 24, 2011

    Tabernouche.

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  35. Anonymous7:59 AM, August 24, 2011

    Ja hallo du süßer kleiner Eisbärschnuckel du!

    A common replacement for "Sakrament" as a swear word is "Sack Zement!". A short form for "Kruzifix" is "'zefix!", or "'zefix nochamal [again]"

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