Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Twat Tuesday

As you can see, I still have my feet up…

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Beast would call me a “lazy baggage” but I like to think of it as recharging my batteries.

So I’m asking you to do the work on this blog AGAIN.

Tell me what’s new in your world.

And don’t worry…despite my lassitude, there will be a Wenis Wednesday.

24 comments:

  1. I'm watching Top Gear with my kitties.

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  2. Do you think you could shift into Top Gear and fluff my pillows?

    I'm considering having an early night.

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  3. Are you impersonating Mrs Churchill?

    "V for Victory" or vajayjay as the case may be...

    There is nothing wrong with airing the mat!

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  4. Commercial break!

    [fluffs pillows]

    Nighty nite, Mistress!

    Oh Hai FirstNations & Princess!

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  5. NATIONS: Turn that frown upside down!

    PRINCESS: What’s that?

    I can’t hear you for all the pillow fluffing.

    LX: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

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  6. Oh hai Lx... did you notice that Ms Nations and I had a crash on the STC!

    Was it good for U ms Nations???

    *bats eyelashes in the direction of Dalek besieged prayer flagged mansion...*

    And good night John boy...

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  7. i may never look at a barcalounger
    the same way again.

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  8. If this is Twat Tuesday I'm almost dreading Wenis Wednesday. Her lady part is so furry I bet she has to soak in sheep dip to get clean.

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  9. Thanks to TB, the title of this post has been altered.

    *re-reclines back onto fainting chaise*

    *forces Norma to sit on the wet spot*

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  10. Little bear nostalgic. Listening to old Nana Mouskouri records.

    "Oh! Mistress has a new post!"

    *clicks on Mistress' post*

    !

    Mistress won't need to tuck little bear in bed tonight!

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  11. Looking agape at those GIANT nipples! That and reminding myself to book that wax appointment.

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  12. watching tony bourdain pop a cap in a pig down in looisana, sugar! xoxoxoxo

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  13. As I've just finished my Staycation, I'm obviously a great proponent of putting one's feet up.

    Mind you, it would be even better to put one's feet up on a nice set of shoulders, but sometimes a girl has to settle for the back of the sofa.

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  14. Watching Detroit Swat and trying to catch up on all the blogs I missed while fending for my life against vicious blood sucking bastards at a campground.

    Is summer over yet?

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  15. watch out for falling stalactites!

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  16. KELLY RED: Looking agape at those GIANT nipples! That and reminding myself to book that wax appointment.

    Print off this photo and hang it up as a reminder.

    SAVANNAH: watching tony bourdain pop a cap in a pig down in looisana, sugar!

    I’d let Tony pop a cap in my arse.

    ROSES: As I've just finished my Staycation, I'm obviously a great proponent of putting one's feet up.
    Mind you, it would be even better to put one's feet up on a nice set of shoulders, but sometimes a girl has to settle for the back of the sofa.


    If you want a nice set of shoulders, try buying a dressing gown for “entertaining” and hang up that fluffy pink number.

    COREYJO: Watching Detroit Swat and trying to catch up on all the blogs I missed while fending for my life against vicious blood sucking bastards at a campground.
    Is summer over yet?


    Summer’s not over yet…not even in Canada.

    CHARLOTTA: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    watch out for falling stalactites!

    I have houseboys standing by ready to catch them and use them as swizzle sticks for my cocktails.

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  17. Oh, Deep Blue, I missed you!

    I must have misplaced my Nana Mouskouri glasses!

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  18. I have a new cat! He's a 10 year old Siamese with a snaggle tooth. That's what's new in my world

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  19. NURSEMYRA: I have a new cat! He's a 10 year old Siamese with a snaggle tooth. That's what's new in my world

    Pussy is ALWAYS worth celebrating!

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  20. Nice, but I prefer "Titty Tuesday".

    CUNT YOU DO ME A "SOLID" ?

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  21. GOUT. It's horrible and I wouldn't wish it on anybody. Except Republicans.

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  22. HEFF: Nice, but I prefer "Titty Tuesday".
    CUNT YOU DO ME A "SOLID" ?


    Speaking of cunts…Oh Hai HEFF!

    Bring back your blog.

    THOMBEAU: GOUT. It's horrible and I wouldn't wish it on anybody. Except Republicans.

    A pox on Republicans!

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  23. I take a deep bow *mmbmblheavensha!*

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