News item here.
Supernumerary nipples (third nipples or accessory nipples) are usually found above the waist rather than below it.
Celebrities sporting supernumerary nipples include Mark Wahlberg, Carrie Underwood, Tilda Swinton, and Lily Allen seen here proudly showing off her triple nipple…
Do any of you Bitches have a third nipple?
Or an extra body part of any sort?
Do you hide it away or use it as an ice breaker at parties?
If you don’t have an extra nipple, would you like to have one?
Or some other extra body part, perhaps?
I can't believe it!
ReplyDeleteYAY! FIRST!
ReplyDeleteI'm first. I'm first. I can't believe it!
I'm first!
First, first, first!
WOO-HOOOO!
I'm first!
I'm first!
I'm first! I'm first! I'm first!
Ding-ga-ding-dang-dong!
Thanks you so much! I know it must have been hard for all of you to hold on to your comment. How sweet of you! {{{MOUAH}}
I'm first!
I'm first!
I'm first!
I'm first!
I'm first!
YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAA!
GIVE ME AN F
GIVE ME AN I
GIVE ME AN R
GIVE ME AN S
GIVE ME AN T
F. I. R. S. T.
FIRST first first first FIRST first first first FIRST first first first FIRST first first first FIRST first first first...
OH MERDE!
I've peed in my pants again!
What was this post about???
And GOD was I ready for it!!!
ReplyDelete;)
Hugs
Jon
CONGRATULATIONS!
ReplyDeleteYou win a free cocktail voucher and a blowjob in the back room.
Don't worry about Jon....
ReplyDeleteI have a half nipple that'll keep him busy for the next nine years...
You boys amuse yourselves.
ReplyDeleteI'm back in the morning.
I was expecting I could take a dive in the vodka fountain!
ReplyDeleteSheesh...some people just HAVE to be over achievers, don't they?
ReplyDelete"If you don’t have an extra nipple, would you like to have one?"
ReplyDeleteI have "a friend" that might be interested in getting one. Available through Infomaniac?
no, nothing extra on me. ok, a few extra pounds but i'm working on those. but that's not what you were asking, right, sugar? xoxoxoxo ;)
ReplyDeletei have an extra nipple atop my nipple.
ReplyDeletevery expensive real estate, that's what they call it.
I hope I don't regret this ...
ReplyDeleteI have an extra row of a couple of teeth behind my top front teeth.
It's a power I mostly use for good. Evil when warranted.
Well as I have no extra nipples or body parts, I'm going to sit next to the vodka fountain and just make sure Deep Blue comes up for air occasionally.
ReplyDeleteKeep the Baywatch references to yourself.
the best man at my wedding had four nipples
ReplyDeleteDEEP BLUE: I was expecting I could take a dive in the vodka fountain!
ReplyDeleteDive in!
Plonges-toi!
JASON: Sheesh...some people just HAVE to be over achievers, don't they?
I’m sensing some unresolved resentment here so I’m trying to think back to YOUR first first.
Was it prior to our free cocktail voucher or was it the free blowjob you missed out on?
LX: "If you don’t have an extra nipple, would you like to have one?"
I have "a friend" that might be interested in getting one. Available through Infomaniac?
Now available through The Infomaniac Shopping Network!
p.s. You seem to have a lot of “friends.”
SAVANNAH: no, nothing extra on me. ok, a few extra pounds but i'm working on those. but that's not what you were asking, right, sugar?
More of you to love!
NORMADESMOND: i have an extra nipple atop my nipple.
very expensive real estate, that's what they call it.
It’s like the Monopoly “Boardwalk” of body parts!
ZENFANCY: I hope I don't regret this ...
I have an extra row of a couple of teeth behind my top front teeth.
It's a power I mostly use for good. Evil when warranted.
Flossing must be a bitch.
ROSES: Well as I have no extra nipples or body parts, I'm going to sit next to the vodka fountain and just make sure Deep Blue comes up for air occasionally.
Keep the Baywatch references to yourself.
Deep Blue is showing off his “backstroke.”
NURSEMYRA: the best man at my wedding had four nipples
Did he bare them for the wedding photos?
Did I ever mention that I have 2 Faces?
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: Did I ever mention that I have 2 Faces?
ReplyDeleteYou two-faced bitch!
Add another face and we’ll start calling you Eve.
Oh he bared them often. Just not at the wedding.
ReplyDeleteNURSEMYRA: Oh he bared them often. Just not at the wedding.
ReplyDeleteFour nipples you say?
Fun for tweaking!
God, and I thought that I needed to get a life until I read Deep Blue's reaction. Give the poor girl?boy? a stiff one either from the vodka fountain or some other source.
ReplyDeleteNipple smipple, how about this?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE
TB: God, and I thought that I needed to get a life until I read Deep Blue's reaction. Give the poor girl?boy? a stiff one either from the vodka fountain or some other source.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, I blame Piggy.
Our late great friend Piggy is responsible for starting the “Yay! First!” tradition and Deep Blue is carrying the torch admirably, thus keeping the spirit of Piggy alive.
Besides, do you how hard it is to beat LX to first place?
That’s worth getting excited about!
KELLY RED: Nipple smipple, how about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE
VAGINA DENTATA!!!
r/e First! I stand corrected. If I'm ever first again I promise to play with all my private parts with joyous abandon.
ReplyDeleteTB: r/e First! I stand corrected. If I'm ever first again I promise to play with all my private parts with joyous abandon.
ReplyDeleteTHAT’S the spirit!
Wheeee!!!!
My father had a third nipple. And that's the best I can say about him, the bastard.
ReplyDeleteMiss J has no extra body parts... but she does have a couple funky, thick hairs that grow from her lower back.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that has a "bonus hole".
ReplyDeleteHe lets me use it sometimes.
I have a set-and-a-half of sinus cavities on the right side. yeah, it's difficult to explain. I'm told it means that I was going to be twins but changed my mind.
ReplyDelete...really.
But Im more interested in hearing about Ayem*ty's bud with the 'bonus hole'. No way you're going to get away without explaining that one further.
A “bonus hole” is when somebody or something has an extra orifice other than the usual, mouth, vagina or anus. Like when somebody has a tracheotomy or any other otomy or ostomy where an artificial opening is created. A Stoma makes a good bonus hole. Also dolphins and whales have bonus holes as do Mermaidmen…
ReplyDelete“A woman who recently underwent a colostomy went to her doctor complaining that her stoma was infected and oozing puss. The doctor tested the white substance and determined that her husband had been using her stoma for sexual purposes.”
COOKIE: My father had a third nipple. And that's the best I can say about him, the bastard.
ReplyDeleteIs it hereditary?
Have your husband give you a onceover just to be certain.
MISS JANEY: Miss J has no extra body parts... but she does have a couple funky, thick hairs that grow from her lower back.
That’s no hair…it’s a residual tail!
AYEM8Y: I have a friend that has a "bonus hole".
He lets me use it sometimes.
I hope no one here asks you to elaborate on this.
*reads Nations’ comment*
Damn.
NATIONS: I have a set-and-a-half of sinus cavities on the right side. yeah, it's difficult to explain. I'm told it means that I was going to be twins but changed my mind.
...really.
But Im more interested in hearing about Ayem*ty's bud with the 'bonus hole'. No way you're going to get away without explaining that one further.
No!!! Don't ask him!!!
AYEM8Y: A “bonus hole” is when somebody or something has an extra orifice other than the usual, mouth, vagina or anus. Like when somebody has a tracheotomy or any other otomy or ostomy where an artificial opening is created. A Stoma makes a good bonus hole. Also dolphins and whales have bonus holes as do Mermaidmen…
“A woman who recently underwent a colostomy went to her doctor complaining that her stoma was infected and oozing puss. The doctor tested the white substance and determined that her husband had been using her stoma for sexual purposes.”
*vomits*
No stains on my polished leather shoes, please.
ReplyDelete*sidesteps*
I'm complete, no additional parts and nothing lacking - a man in full.
I was imagining something more along the lines of a double barrelled shotgun. Or a Ferrari with, you know, dual exhaust pipes.
ReplyDeleteDang.
MAGO: No stains on my polished leather shoes, please.
ReplyDelete*sidesteps*
I'm complete, no additional parts and nothing lacking - a man in full.
I’m a believer!
NATIONS: I was imagining something more along the lines of a double barrelled shotgun. Or a Ferrari with, you know, dual exhaust pipes.
Dang.
Exhaust pipes?
This is the best I can do for you.
This is an exhaust pipe. Makes the sausage crisp.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: This is an exhaust pipe. Makes the sausage crisp.
ReplyDeleteBurnt Weenie Sandwich!
I have a second penis in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteSo only cold soup for you! And NO gazpacho!
ReplyDeleteKAPI: I have a second penis in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteI don’t doubt it!
MAGO: So only cold soup for you! And NO gazpacho!
You sound like the Soup Nazi!
Only for his personal good: Ever dunked your weenie in real gazpacho? I think for a women the equivalent would be to slice real hot chillies and then finger your rosary.
ReplyDeleteNO, I'm not gonna explain.