Sunday, May 15, 2011

While You Are Waiting

While you’re waiting for Infomaniac to return to our regularly scheduled programming, please be advised that Mistress MJ is test-driving applicants to form the new MistressMobile…

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Preference will be given to those with strong backs and long legs.
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25 comments:

  1. KellyRed1:47 PM, May 15, 2011

    FIRST!

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  2. LẌ1:58 PM, May 15, 2011

    I've driven on those three-lane roads in Canada, so no thank you!

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  3. Lulu LaBonne2:24 PM, May 15, 2011

    I'd be too scared of driving in Canada too, there always seems to be a moose just when you're unprepared for one.

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  4. The Mistress2:31 PM, May 15, 2011

    Oh Hai, Bitches!

    You can't call yourself a Canadian until you've had a near collision with a moose.

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  5. normadesmond2:35 PM, May 15, 2011

    ABS brakes, i hope. airbags are more than covered.

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  6. The Mistress2:37 PM, May 15, 2011

    I have my hand on the emergency brake as we speak, Norma.

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  7. designing wally4:28 PM, May 15, 2011

    What about style, does it come in different trim levels?

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  8. mrpeenee5:25 PM, May 15, 2011

    I'll think about trying out for the gear shift, but absolutely not the trunk.

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  9. The Mistress6:35 PM, May 15, 2011

    *kicks Wally and Peenee in the chassis*

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  10. normadesmond6:36 PM, May 15, 2011

    i bet there's a power antenna somewhere.

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  11. The Mistress6:37 PM, May 15, 2011

    I've got you on my wavelength, Norma.

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  12. Stacia11:44 PM, May 15, 2011

    I just spent a weekend dodging drunk grads and Food Network "Great Food Truck Race" trucks, so no driving for me for a while. Yeesh.

    Blogger's been all broken and shit again, so the timing of your time away worked out well.

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  13. The Mistress5:22 AM, May 16, 2011

    Stacia, I've been so focused on completing the "Carry On" boxed set that I haven't seen "Great Food Truck Race."

    Stay away from anything deep-fried or you'll be no use to me anyway.

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  14. Ms Scarlet5:41 AM, May 16, 2011

    What? No joy sticks?
    Sx

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  15. The Mistress5:54 AM, May 16, 2011

    Happiness, joy AND gaiety, Miss Scarlet.

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  16. Princess6:59 AM, May 16, 2011

    Unbridled gay abandon... And that front filly looks to be champing at the bit...

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  17. jason7:40 AM, May 16, 2011

    I think the rear side door there needs a lube job.

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  18. The Mistress8:01 AM, May 16, 2011

    Princess, I have a substitute if that front one wears out.

    Jason, I always carry a supply of Boy Butter.

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  19. TB8:01 AM, May 16, 2011

    Can we wear gladiator outfits?

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  20. The Mistress8:03 AM, May 16, 2011

    TB: Certainly!

    Did you ever get that stain out of yours?

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  21. Mitzi 11:40 AM, May 16, 2011

    Where would one hang the fluffy dice?

    Have you met Cora Flange yet from Carry On Abroad?

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  22. Roses1:48 PM, May 16, 2011

    Mitzi totally stole my line.

    *stomps off in a huff*

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  23. The Mistress2:32 PM, May 16, 2011

    MITZI & ROSES: I'm pleased to report that I've secured a copy of "Carry On Abroad" but have not yet watched it.

    Would you like a film review after I see it?

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  24. The Mistress2:32 PM, May 16, 2011

    Or were you referring to the furry dice, Miss Roses?

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  25. KellyRed10:35 PM, May 16, 2011

    I think Mitzi knows exactly where to hang the fuzzy dice! It's not her first time in the back seat you know.

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