Saturday, August 20, 2011

Infomaniac Bitches 'R' Us

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Let the good times roll, Bitches!
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  1. savannah8:41 PM, August 20, 2011

    party on, sister! xoxoxo

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  2. The Mistress8:42 PM, August 20, 2011

    Being first to the party entitles you to an extra cocktail voucher.

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  3. The Cool Cookie8:48 PM, August 20, 2011

    For today, my drag name will be Ginger Hale, cause that is what I am drinking!

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  4. The Mistress8:53 PM, August 20, 2011

    Bottoms up, beeyotch!

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  5. DeepBlue9:22 PM, August 20, 2011

    My name will be Zine Fandel!

    Hey! It works!!!

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  6. LẌ9:22 PM, August 20, 2011

    GAAAKKK!!! Mistress, I thought this was supposed to be a non-smoking event.

    I'll be out on the veranda drinking Cape Cods.

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  7. designing wally9:29 PM, August 20, 2011

    At least Mistress will know where lx is, because this weekend, I'll be going by the name Veranda Loggia...

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  8. mrpeenee10:00 PM, August 20, 2011

    Just call me Coco Vreeland. Is that Normadesmond or Designing Wally on the bottom? I can never tell them apart in sun bonnets.

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  9. normadesmond10:12 PM, August 20, 2011

    what a bevy of beauties!

    peenee, eff-why-eye.....

    the only time normadesmond had anything to do with a bonnet was when she watched max close the bonnet on her isotta fraschini.

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  10. Anonymous10:29 PM, August 20, 2011

    Take it easy ...

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  11. Princess2:10 AM, August 21, 2011

    I don't remember giving anyone a pearl necklace...

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  12. Roses4:31 AM, August 21, 2011

    Sigh.

    Cider just seems to seedy to drink with you lot. But that's what I fancy. Mind you, not that seedy has ever bothered any of you before.

    No, I don't take ice with my cider.

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  13. The Mistress5:39 AM, August 21, 2011

    DEEP BLUE: My name will be Zine Fandel!
    Hey! It works!!!

    I imagined you more as a Cracklin’ Rosie.

    LX: GAAAKKK!!! Mistress, I thought this was supposed to be a non-smoking event.
    I'll be out on the veranda drinking Cape Cods.

    There’s always one asshole who lights up.

    WALLY: At least Mistress will know where lx is, because this weekend, I'll be going by the name Veranda Loggia...

    Are you related to that Irish fella, Paddy O’Furniture?

    PEENEE: Just call me Coco Vreeland. Is that Normadesmond or Designing Wally on the bottom? I can never tell them apart in sun bonnets.

    See Norma’s response.

    The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

    NORMADESMOND: what a bevy of beauties!
    peenee, eff-why-eye.....
    the only time normadesmond had anything to do with a bonnet was when she watched max close the bonnet on her isotta fraschini.

    After he’d put his junk in your trunk?

    MAGO: Take it easy ...

    Thank you for not playing The Eagles tune of the same name.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    PRINCESS: I don't remember giving anyone a pearl necklace...

    Giving is your nature!

    Have you forgotten that you were once voted Miss Congeniality here on Infomaniac?

    ROSES: Sigh.
    Cider just seems to seedy to drink with you lot. But that's what I fancy. Mind you, not that seedy has ever bothered any of you before.
    No, I don't take ice with my cider.

    Mistress MJ always has a case of this on hand.

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  14. DeepBlue6:50 AM, August 21, 2011

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  15. DeepBlue6:52 AM, August 21, 2011

    She takes a long cigarette-holder out of her mouth and with the most sexy french accent, she utters:

    "Fannndelll, darhlinngue"

    Moving closer to the face of the hostess,

    "Alphonzine Fannndelll. Crackelinn' Rozie wazz myi...

    she takes a deep puff from her cigarette holder and blows smoke into the hostess' face,

    "... myi fazher!"

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  16. TB7:38 AM, August 21, 2011

    Where are the Chippendale Dancers? I've made a few visits to the vodka fountain and wish to be entertained; talking has become too much of an effort.

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  17. The Mistress11:28 AM, August 21, 2011

    DEEP BLUE: She takes a long cigarette-holder out of her mouth and with the most sexy french accent, she utters:
    "Fannndelll, darhlinngue"
    Moving closer to the face of the hostess,
    "Alphonzine Fannndelll. Crackelinn' Rozie wazz myi...
    she takes a deep puff from her cigarette holder and blows smoke into the hostess' face,
    "... myi fazher!"

    Ton père…le laitier?

    TB: Where are the Chippendale Dancers? I've made a few visits to the vodka fountain and wish to be entertained; talking has become too much of an effort.

    You’ll have to make due with the Infomaniac Dancers.

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  18. DeepBlue11:54 AM, August 21, 2011

    The damned bitch couldn't even say his name without s-s-stuttering!

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  19. TB1:25 PM, August 21, 2011

    Checked out the Informaniac Dancers. I think that I'll just go play with Normadesmond's limo driver instead.

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  20. Anonymous3:53 PM, August 21, 2011

    No eagles here.

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  21. Jenny8:05 PM, August 21, 2011

    just tell me where to plug in the Vodka Fountain.

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  22. The Mistress8:22 PM, August 21, 2011

    DEEP BLUE: The damned bitch couldn't even say his name without s-s-stuttering!

    Ha!

    Ta maison?

    TB: Checked out the Informaniac Dancers. I think that I'll just go play with Normadesmond's limo driver instead.

    We bust a gut trying to bring you the best in entertainment and THIS is the thanks we get?

    MAGO: No eagles here.

    Danke.

    That gives me a Peaceful Easy Feeling.

    BOXER: just tell me where to plug in the Vodka Fountain.

    Has anyone done a Vodka Fountain Unplugged album?

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  23. Thombeau1:02 AM, August 22, 2011

    YAY!!

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  24. The Mistress6:52 AM, August 22, 2011

    THOMBEAU: YAY!!

    It’s a shame you weren’t in the pics but the photographer didn’t notice you down there on the floor.

    Were you looking up Norma’s skirt?

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