Friday, August 26, 2011

The Big Blow

To all our coastal Infomaniac Bitches…


Stay safe and out of Hurricane Irene’s path.

And remember…

There’s always room for you with Mistress MJ on board the good ship Infomaniac…

20 comments:

  1. We posted this at the same time!!!

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  2. INCREDIBLE STC CRASH!!!

    We even have the same title!

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  3. I wonder what Mrs. Smith-Standish would have to say about this?

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  4. She'd remind you to wear clean underwear.

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  5. I've heard it's like Armageddon in NY, people are buying from stores until the shelves are empty and such.


    Is the good ship Iinfomaniac anything like the good ship Lollipop?

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  6. Well...

    LIKE a lollipop, there's a great deal of sucking that goes on.

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  7. guess i don't have to tape windows this time.

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  8. How thoughtful to make available your seagoing vessel in a time of crisis.

    "Bless MJ and all who sail in her!"

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  9. As the chimp at Mitzi's says, "Any port in a storm."

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  10. I'm not in the path of a hurricane, can I climb aboard?

    And frankly, the less said about Mitzi's chimp the better.

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  11. The second pic is a timely reminder that Safety Gays can be most efficacious.

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  12. NORMADESMOND: guess i don't have to tape windows this time.

    Leaving you enough tape to do a home face lift!

    PRINCESS: How thoughtful to make available your seagoing vessel in a time of crisis.
    "Bless MJ and all who sail in her!"


    *tips halo in Princess’s general direction*

    LX: As the chimp at Mitzi's says, "Any port in a storm."

    That’s quite enough about that.

    ROSES: I'm not in the path of a hurricane, can I climb aboard?
    And frankly, the less said about Mitzi's chimp the better.


    *tosses hook and rope overboard and points to cocktail lounge entrance*

    THOMBEAU: The second pic is a timely reminder that Safety Gays can be most efficacious.

    Long live the Safety Gays!!!

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  13. When the weatherman first mentioned it I thought he said "Hurricane Irie" which I was expecting to hit Jamaica.

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  14. you bring new meaning to the words, safe harbor, sugar! ;) xoxoxoxo

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  15. OO! Party on the Lido deck! Party on the Lido deck! Load up the jams cause I be your man! I'm the dyke at the mike and the hostesss with the mostest so put some rock in your sock and a dip in your hip! ROME IS BURNING, Y'ALL!!!!

    *dissappears into aft lifeboat with Beast, Mago, a Ouija Board, Motowns Greatest Dance Hits, several chambermaids, a tray of tiny sandwiches, some HandiWipes and a Jerboam of 4Loko*

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  16. ...sorry. I attended the 'soft opening' of the MLK statue and Coretta was bartending, and...you know...

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  17. Pooh. As an old Gulf Coast boy, I stills say if it's to the right (starboard) of Florida it's not a real hurricane.

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  18. GEOFF: When the weatherman first mentioned it I thought he said "Hurricane Irie" which I was expecting to hit Jamaica.

    By the way, I’m still smiling at your “le Carré on series” comment over on Vicus’ blog.

    SAVANNAH: you bring new meaning to the words, safe harbor, sugar!;)

    Or any port in a storm.

    NATIONS: OO! Party on the Lido deck! Party on the Lido deck! Load up the jams cause I be your man! I'm the dyke at the mike and the hostesss with the mostest so put some rock in your sock and a dip in your hip! ROME IS BURNING, Y'ALL!!!!
    *dissappears into aft lifeboat with Beast, Mago, a Ouija Board, Motowns Greatest Dance Hits, several chambermaids, a tray of tiny sandwiches, some HandiWipes and a Jerboam of 4Loko*
    ...sorry. I attended the 'soft opening' of the MLK statue and Coretta was bartending, and...you know...


    Those sandwiches are leftover from Café C’s Lesbian Hen Night.

    I would avoid sitting downwind from Beast for obvious reasons.

    PEENEE: Pooh. As an old Gulf Coast boy, I stills say if it's to the right (starboard) of Florida it's not a real hurricane.

    I’d forgotten you’re a Gulf Coast Girl.

    LX: Today is Pee-Wee's birthday.

    I know!

    And I posted about it here over at The Hair Hall of Fame.

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