Friday, January 08, 2010

Filthy Friday

Filthy Friday is brought to you this week by our friend Beast.


(click it, dammit!)

Infomaniac accepts no responsibility for damage.


Note: There’s another new post below this one.

41 comments:

  1. Okay, no seriously, how is that even possible?

    *hyperventilates and flees to the protective embrace of waistcoated imaginary lover*

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  2. There are a lot of things I want to try in life. This is not one of them! OUCH!!

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  3. I must say that the gentleman certainly puts a new spin on fun. I may not sit comfortably for days. I notice a fan pointed at the back of his neck, and some baby powder. There is something up here - I am almost sure of it.kabuki 'groin-pull' zero

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  4. I think I just fainted a little. Maybe a lot.

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  5. ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.

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  6. He could at least have tidied up first. Afterall he did go through all that trouble and the photo still looks sloppy.

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  7. I am fairly certain that even Mr Fantastic wouldn't try that?

    I can say without fear of hyperbole, that this is the most ill conceived suicide attempt that I have ever seen.

    I don't care how much baby powder he used...
    THAT, is gonna leave a mark.

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  8. Obviously trying out one of those new-fangled penis enlarger things they advertise on the interweb

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  9. Everyones gotta have a hobby I suppose :-(

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  10. Well, that's one way of performing a vasectomy... Looks like they are about to get ripped right off! Yikes!!

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  11. I have only one question: why?

    No really, why?

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  12. Now That puts a whole diffrent light on Swinging!

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  13. "Dinners ready Sidney!" "Down in a minute dear, I'm just having a little tug."

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  14. So wrong it's not even right...
    Sx

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  15. From the look of that houseboy I would say he'd been there for a very long time.
    What was his crime MJ?

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  16. Why not, Roses? It's like asking a mountaineer why he climbs those stupid mountains: Because it is possible.
    Maybe its a scrotum-enlargement-programme? But I think its just a ripp-off! :)

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  17. Not in my lifetime. Nope. Not even thinking about it. OUCH!

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  18. I guess that this from Sweden was inevitable:

    http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1262960175781RA96

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  19. This ball stretching is a bit extreme. On the other hand just read an news item that had to do with torn off balls.
    Sorry the link is in Dutch, but you all have some translator device on your PC [I hope].
    http://www.nu.nl/opmerkelijk/2157285/man-rukt-ballen-partner-af.html

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  20. He's got some balls trying to pull a stunt like that!

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  21. I was just thinking, is that what happens to the old houseboys? Leaving them hanging.

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  22. mago, I can understand why people climb mountains, fling themselves out of perfectly good aircraft, pierce themselves, colour themselves in with tiny needles. I get that.

    I just don't get the suspended from the ceiling only by the grace of the cock.

    And no, Mistress I really am not going to click it to big it.

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  23. BITCHES: Mistress MJ has the choice today between responding to each of you individually OR visiting your blogs.

    Due to an incredible volume of fan mail, there’s been no time to pop round and read your blogs.

    *flips coin*

    Visiting your blogs.

    Even if it takes all day.

    In my absence from this comment box, perhaps BEAST would be willing to step in and explain to us the story behind this image?

    It was Beast, after all, who sent this photo to Mistress MJ.

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  24. Whatto! How strange!....the very same thing happened to me the other day when I was sorting out my collection of bulldog clips! I was very hot so I removed my clothing and switched my fan on full...unfortunately a strong gust of wind blew away the chair I was standing on and I woke up in this position...I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who suffers from this type of ordinary household accident....Best Wishes Lord Noel

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  25. Nothing like a good stretch in the morning.

    And that's nothing like a....

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  26. That should be on LOLWank with the caption..
    "Just get Mom Okay?"

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  27. His voice HAS to be an octave higher than before he tried that...or perhaps he's inventing a new male enhancement treatment?

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  28. Isn't this how David Carradine died?

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  29. We interrupt our blog-reading to welcome Buzz Kill who we’ve seen at Anonymous Boxer’s place and La Diva Cucina’s.

    And welcome back to Lord Noel and Lady Jacqueline whom we haven’t seen here since the summer! Have you been holidaying?

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  30. OMG! Someone let my ex-mother in law loose on a jet boat!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGzKcypnBlA

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  31. Good afternoon Mj,

    He flies through the air with the greatest of ease
    The daring old man on the scrotum trapeze
    If you gave him a twist I bet it would hurt...

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  32. KARL: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Good heavens, another leek lover.

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  33. Dear Mistress,

    Thank Mr Beast for me wont you.

    I have been wondering where Grandfather had been for the last few days, and now I know I shall be able to sleep soundly again, knowing that he is safe from wandering!

    Love Princess XXX.

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  34. Horrified fascination. That's all.

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  35. what comes to mind is a book i had as a child..."how the elephant got his trunk".

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  36. Why it's a behind the scenes look at the new Cirque du Soleil show: Scrotastic!

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  37. YIKES!! I love to try new things but NOT THIS ONE!

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  38. Thats even worse than those dreadful old men pooing..

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  39. What I just love about these sort of photos is all the evidence of a lifestyle around them...baby powder, fan blowing, paperwork, obviously some dungeon cum office cum attic! Oh and look at all the pillows, cuz this guy CERTAINLY wants to be comfy!!

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