Monday, January 25, 2010

Public Service Announcement #3


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Do not urinate on powerlines.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

45 comments:

  1. Savannah, you're supposed to be glued to the TV!

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  2. And don't piss on electric fences either!

    There are easier, painless ways to get gender reassignment surgery!

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  3. SAVANNAH: first!!!

    It’s a miracle!

    XL: Savannah, you're supposed to be glued to the TV!

    Safety is more important.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: Thanks for the warning!! :-)

    Be sure to tell your friends.

    EROS: And don't piss on electric fences either!
    There are easier, painless ways to get gender reassignment surgery!


    Thank you, Dr. Oz.

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  4. it was during a commercial break, xl! it was a sign that the saints were going to win, baby! xoxoxoxo

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  5. Savannah, must be the St. Charles trolley power lines then!

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  6. SAVANNAH & XL: As much as I love New Orleans, we will NOT be discussing American football here on Infomaniac.

    Unless someone peed on a powerline at half-time.

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  7. mommy never mentioned power lines. she only cautioned me about which direction the wind was blowing.

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  8. NORMADESMOND: mommy never mentioned power lines. she only cautioned me about which direction the wind was blowing.

    There are some things only a daddy can teach you…

    Shaving, peeing techniques, etc.

    But luckily, your mommy was there to show you how to apply mascara and walk in high heels.

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  9. The thought of peeing on power lines never crossed my mind.

    Now that you mention it I wonder what actually happens if you do. And what if you only pee on the one. You know, like touching them where you can hold on to the one but if you touch both you'll be fried. Is that the same and don't they have some system that shuts everything down like if you accidently turn on the electric kettle after having dropped it in water?

    I wonder if the angels in the sky get electrocuted when it rains, not that it matters because they are already dead but still. Worth thinking about eh?

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  10. CYBERPOOF: The thought of peeing on power lines never crossed my mind.
    Now that you mention it I wonder what actually happens if you do. And what if you only pee on the one. You know, like touching them where you can hold on to the one but if you touch both you'll be fried. Is that the same and don't they have some system that shuts everything down like if you accidently turn on the electric kettle after having dropped it in water?
    I wonder if the angels in the sky get electrocuted when it rains, not that it matters because they are already dead but still. Worth thinking about eh?


    Why don’t you experiment with this and let us know how it turns out?

    KAPI: Shocking.

    Electrifying, even.

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  11. We don't have any accessible power cables here. Sorry.

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  12. Pete, that is what happens. (Picture by KAZ) And remember, the emergency switches only work after the incident. Always.

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  13. ...and don't dribble over hair straighteners...
    Sx

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  14. It takes more than that to get me going in the morning.

    I personally prefer coffee.

    Plus, I don't have the outside equipment to pee in that fashion.

    Also, I've never been that drunk or stupid enough to try it.

    Although, seeing the disasters that have been my bed-partners, you might disagree.

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  15. CYBERPOOF: We don't have any accessible power cables here. Sorry.

    Click on link in Mago’s comment.

    Teehee.

    MAGO: Pete, that is what happens. (Picture by KAZ) And remember, the emergency switches only work after the incident. Always.

    Burnt Weenie Sandwich!

    SCARLET: ...and don't dribble over hair straighteners...

    You are well aware of our “no dribbling” policy.

    ROSES: It takes more than that to get me going in the morning.
    I personally prefer coffee.
    Plus, I don't have the outside equipment to pee in that fashion.
    Also, I've never been that drunk or stupid enough to try it.
    Although, seeing the disasters that have been my bed-partners, you might disagree.


    Read Infomaniac’s Women Who Pee Standing Up for some helpful tips.

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  16. Thanks for that MJ. I think Siggy Freud would have a field day with that.

    For myself, an experienced in-the-woods squatter, I'll stick to what I know best without any props.

    Thanks all the same.

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  17. And no wandering around the Oubliette naked without my knowledge Mistress MJ. I have now installed security cameras:

    http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/7594/4a37d4281ab30.jpg

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  18. I also caught you on audio tape when you realised you were under observation Mistress MJ:

    http://tootiny.net/dcnojj

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  19. I bet there are some that do this for jollies

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  20. You are no fun!

    BTW, I have something on my blog for you Mistress MJ.

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  21. Thank you so much !! I was just ready to straddle a power line and my panties were round my ankles when I checked your blog. I thank you for saving me from frying my flaps.

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  22. ROSES: Thanks for that MJ. I think Siggy Freud would have a field day with that.
    For myself, an experienced in-the-woods squatter, I'll stick to what I know best without any props.
    Thanks all the same.


    You can’t say I didn’t offer.

    MOB: And no wandering around the Oubliette naked without my knowledge Mistress MJ. I have now installed security cameras:

    http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/7594/4a37d4281ab30.jpg


    Let’s have an old-fashioned sing-along!

    MOB: I also caught you on audio tape when you realised you were under observation Mistress MJ:
    http://tootiny.net/dcnojj


    I’ll have you know that my voice is not that deep.

    BEAST: I bet there are some that do this for jollies

    Yes, people like Ms. Nations.

    Don’t you love that she is in Oregon and we can talk behind her back?

    RANDOM: You are no fun!
    BTW, I have something on my blog for you Mistress MJ.


    Is it a cash windfall?

    I’m on my way over!

    EMMA: Thank you so much !! I was just ready to straddle a power line and my panties were round my ankles when I checked your blog. I thank you for saving me from frying my flaps.

    If we have saved just one life today, we have done our job here.

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  23. Sorry you didn't find cash on my blog, but I do have plenty of mayonnaise. You never know when it might come in handy!

    I wanna see you do the Meme or I'll send you 500 cases of mayo.

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  24. RANDOM: Sorry you didn't find cash on my blog, but I do have plenty of mayonnaise. You never know when it might come in handy!
    I wanna see you do the Meme or I'll send you 500 cases of mayo.


    Last week, both Mr. Peenee and Felix In Hollywood tried to fob off Kreativ Blogger Award memes on me.

    They still my footprints on their arses.

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  25. They do have internet in Oregano and she may be out there lurking in the uncharted regions
    Watching........

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  26. ***Oooof***
    Who left this toilet planter full of mayonaise here

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  27. This is exactly why kabuki pees on the furniture. Other peoples' furniture - I'm not an animal.

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  28. BEAST: They do have internet in Oregano and she may be out there lurking in the uncharted regions
    Watching........


    Ms. Nations assured me she was going to a part of Oregano with no Internet connection.

    Is it all a clever ploy to take us off the track?

    BEAST: ***Oooof***
    Who left this toilet planter full of mayonaise here


    Could it have been Ms. Nations?

    Her evil plan is working!

    KABUKI: This is exactly why kabuki pees on the furniture. Other peoples' furniture - I'm not an animal.

    *Scotchguards entire blog*

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  29. Don't try tight rope walking on them either. It means a bad hair day.

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  30. quality....[puts wee waiter back in the pants]

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  31. Its a very disguting post with posts overtones of sexual thralldom like in Lawrence...

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  32. I once hooked up a car battery to the school urinal. Oh the happy memories of childhood! They certeainly left off bashing
    Princess after that! Well at least until they could pee without fear of willy frying! And after they caught me giggling in the cubicle.

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  33. GARFY: Don't try tight rope walking on them either. It means a bad hair day.

    Also known as a Phil Spector Day.

    MANUEL: quality....[puts wee waiter back in the pants]

    Wee waiter?

    Oh,haahaahaaaaaa!!!!

    *gasps for breath and keels over*

    MU TAI DONG: Its a very disguting post with posts overtones of sexual thralldom like in Lawrence...

    You’ve been reading too many D.H. Lawrence novels again.

    They lose something in the translation to Chinese.

    PRINCESS: I once hooked up a car battery to the school urinal. Oh the happy memories of childhood! They certeainly left off bashing
    Princess after that! Well at least until they could pee without fear of willy frying! And after they caught me giggling in the cubicle.


    We’ve heard it’s not the first time you’ve been caught in a cubicle.

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  34. Now I understand. When I pee on electric wires and fences I wake up in the hospital with amnesia...

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  35. Wait a minute who is Amnesia again and why is she in my bed?

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  36. My My, word does travel fast around these parts. Is that someone tapping that I hear?

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  37. AYEM8Y: Now I understand. When I pee on electric wires and fences I wake up in the hospital with amnesia...
    Wait a minute who is Amnesia again and why is she in my bed?


    Isn’t Amnesia the name of a princess?

    PRINCESS: My My, word does travel fast around these parts. Is that someone tapping that I hear?

    Ah, it’s Princess Amnesia!

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  38. JASON: Killjoy.

    Then pee at your peril!

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  39. There's no one better than you to "train" these dummies regarding electrical relationships.

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