Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Rumours!

By now you’ve all met the lovely kabuki zero



But did you know he’s been spreading rumours?

Click here to see if you’re mentioned!

Especially if your name is Felix, IVD, Normadesmond, My Name Is Mob, Beast, Donn, Random Chick, Damien Oz or CyberPete.

And apparently there is “more to follow” though I can’t imagine what other dirt kabuki can scrape off his size 13s, can you?

31 comments:

  1. Thank you for the headzup MJ.
    I was thoroughly enchanted by Kabuki's delightful and entertaining insightful bios of the usual suspects.

    I'm nearly finished my staycation on Facebook and then I am considering a "talkaboot" on Twitter during Febrrr-ary.

    Toodaloo!

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  2. I am officially Second.

    I just want that to very clear.

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  3. I am not going to correct my above comment, because then I'd be Fourth.

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  4. That's not all she's been spreading.

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  5. Ah, thank you darling.

    I suppose that's one of the few drawbacks of being a filthy rich celebrity.

    And high maintenance queen.

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  6. Damn - I didnt make the first cut :(

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  7. MJ is in fact identical triplets - one person could never be so filthy, so they divide it up between them.

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  8. I can't.
    Mein Herz ist rein.

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  9. I didn't make the first cut either, Damien...
    *scuffs shoes on pavement and adopts pouty [but attractive] pose*
    Sx

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  10. DONN: Thank you for the headzup MJ.
    I was thoroughly enchanted by Kabuki's delightful and entertaining insightful bios of the usual suspects.
    I'm nearly finished my staycation on Facebook and then I am considering a "talkaboot" on Twitter during Febrrr-ary.
    Toodaloo!


    Would you mind asking the dashing and debonair Lord Tennisanyone to sit in for you in your absence?

    BOXER: I am officially Second.
    I just want that to very clear.
    I am not going to correct my above comment, because then I'd be Fourth.


    Someone has firsties issues.

    AYEM8Y: That's not all she's been spreading.

    Rumour mill keeps on churning
    Ayem8y’s pee is burning

    CYBERPOOF: Ah, thank you darling.
    I suppose that's one of the few drawbacks of being a filthy rich celebrity.
    And high maintenance queen.


    I quite enjoyed kabuki’s description of you as a “raging homosexual”.

    *titters*

    DAMIEN: Damn - I didnt make the first cut :(

    Oh contraire, my little Antipodean friend.

    Isn’t that you that kabuki refers to as “OZ”?

    And said you’re a dead ringer for Channing Tatum?

    And that you have a black belt in dragon-fist kung fu and can kill a bitch with an altoids tin?

    KAPI: MJ is in fact identical triplets - one person could never be so filthy, so they divide it up between them.

    Unlike you, Mistress MJ is not in the habit of spreading herself around.

    SAVANNAH: what fun, sugar! xoxox

    Isn’t it just?

    MAGO: I can't.
    Mein Herz ist rein.


    Your heart may be pure but rumour has it that your other bits may be tainted.

    SCARLET: I didn't make the first cut either, Damien...
    *scuffs shoes on pavement and adopts pouty [but attractive] pose*


    Miss Scarlet, you would require a separate post just to talk about your Smeg and your unruly bush.

    NORMADESMOND: my lawyer's been notified.

    Proof that the USA is the most litigious nation in the world.

    And who, may we ask, is your lawyer?

    Gomez “Loophole” Addams?

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  11. My gods! His rumour mill is scarily accurate.

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  12. HENCE72: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    IVD: My gods! His rumour mill is scarily accurate.

    How does kabuki know so much about your buttocks?

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  13. and how do I know so much about Piggy's buttocks and IVD's warty wand .
    Explain that to me
    Someone must be to blame
    ***Points acusing digit at MJ***

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  14. Is it any wonder I no longer get a good nights sleep and am frightened of salami

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  15. I think Kabuki has spy cams strategically placed around the world to capture all of our secret nasty habits and identities...then he'll tell the world and attempt to gain more than 15 minutes of fame! It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

    How else did he capture telling details? People we're talking BIG BROTHER ON STEROIDS HERE!!! We are not alone. Ever.

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  16. BEAST: and how do I know so much about Piggy's buttocks and IVD's warty wand .
    Explain that to me
    Someone must be to blame
    ***Points acusing digit at MJ***
    Is it any wonder I no longer get a good nights sleep and am frightened of salami


    Just don’t point IVD’s warty wand at me.

    That’s all I ask.

    RANDOM: I think Kabuki has spy cams strategically placed around the world to capture all of our secret nasty habits and identities...then he'll tell the world and attempt to gain more than 15 minutes of fame! It's a conspiracy, I tell you!
    How else did he capture telling details? People we're talking BIG BROTHER ON STEROIDS HERE!!! We are not alone. Ever.


    Never mind the kabuki-kams.

    We want to know why you’ve been stalking Donn!

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  17. kabuki-kams

    Even though you didn’t participate in the Kreativ Blogger Awards you seem to be stricken with the Kreativ K’s.

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  18. AYEM8Y: kabuki-kams

    Even though you didn’t participate in the Kreativ Blogger Awards you seem to be stricken with the Kreativ K’s.


    Yes, and whose fault is THAT?

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  19. Is it really that funny? I thought it was just fact

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  20. Who is KZ - a houseboy that got away?

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  21. Kabuki is so grateful MJ allows such latitude with her posse. Why if it wasn't for making hysterical fun of each other, we would never find peace. And kabuki would so love a piece. I'm sure I meant peace. and love. to you all. even lululaboone (houseboy my ass)

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  22. CYBERPOOF: Is it really that funny? I thought it was just fact

    Yet it’s still funny!

    LULU: Who is KZ - a houseboy that got away?

    Who is kabuki, you ask?

    kabuki kneads you until you are pliant. He is the wind beneath your wings. Yet he asks, “What is the colour of the wind?” Kabuki requests that you go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. There is a moon in his heart.

    KABUKI: Kabuki is so grateful MJ allows such latitude with her posse. Why if it wasn't for making hysterical fun of each other, we would never find peace. And kabuki would so love a piece. I'm sure I meant peace. and love. to you all. even lululaboone (houseboy my ass)

    kabuki may wish to assist in my next Houseboy Idol; in which Mistress MJ goes shopping for houseboys.

    kabuki will never be subservient.

    Although I did hear you offering yourself up as pool-kabuki to Bryan Ferry.

    MAGO: Let's go to the hamam.

    Yes, maam!

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  23. She's wonderful, like a young Barbara Cartland.

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  24. MAGO: Yer silly.
    xo
    night


    It’s almost time to tuck you in again.

    MITZI: She's wonderful, like a young Barbara Cartland.

    Both of whom looked pretty in pink.

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  25. HEY ! You're not supposed to take a picture of Paul Stanley WITHOUT his wig on !

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  26. HEFF: Oh , it’s YOU Heff.

    I thought I smelled testosterone.

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