Saturday, January 09, 2010

Upcoming Contest



Join us on Sunday for an exciting new competition!
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  1. Anonymous8:12 PM, January 08, 2010

    I hope you're not going to say "No Canadians," or "No Men" or "No Guys Named Kevin" and especially, "No Canadian Men Named Kevin."

    Otherwise, I'm so excited!

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  2. savannah8:22 PM, January 08, 2010

    second! ok, what are y'all writing about? xoxox

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  3. kabuki zero8:28 PM, January 08, 2010

    I have already cleared a place on my mantel for the trophy. I hope it is a winter olympic themed event. Something like "watch the silly people out in the cold on the telly". I shall even make snacks. kabuki

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  4. Princess8:31 PM, January 08, 2010

    Dear MJ,

    If this competition is for...

    "The prettiest Tattooed Titty"

    I'm in with a chance!

    Luv Princess XXX

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  5. eroswings8:33 PM, January 08, 2010

    How exciting! It's the first contest of the year!

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  6. LẌ8:46 PM, January 08, 2010

    If I win, will I be able to afford that operation I've been saving up for?


    Oh Hai Savannah!

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  7. The Mistress9:15 PM, January 08, 2010

    KEVIN: I hope you're not going to say "No Canadians," or "No Men" or "No Guys Named Kevin" and especially, "No Canadian Men Named Kevin."
    Otherwise, I'm so excited!

    There will be no nationality restrictions this time.

    I considered barring anyone whose name begins with the letter K but that would rule out Kabuki and Kapitano and KAZ and I simply must give them a chance.

    SAVANNAH: second! ok, what are y'all writing about?

    I see you shiver with antici...pation.

    KABUKI: I have already cleared a place on my mantel for the trophy. I hope it is a winter olympic themed event. Something like "watch the silly people out in the cold on the telly". I shall even make snacks. kabuki

    How about peeing your name in the snow?

    PRINCESS: Dear MJ,
    If this competition is for...
    "The prettiest Tattooed Titty"
    I'm in with a chance!
    Luv Princess XXX

    We'll keep you abreast about upcoming compos.

    EROS: How exciting! It's the first contest of the year!

    Why don't you take your shirt off and get more comfortable?

    XL: If I win, will I be able to afford that operation I've been saving up for?

    Are you having the same operation that Donn had?

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  8. mrpeenee10:09 PM, January 08, 2010

    Is this going to be The World's Tiniest Rentboy competition? Cause if it is, count me in as a judge.

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  9. Damien12:54 AM, January 09, 2010

    ***runs around in circles clapping excitedly like a virgin school-gril at her first rodeo***

    I *love* competitions !!!!!!

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  10. Jenny1:43 AM, January 09, 2010

    pick me! pick me! pick me.

    wait.

    on second thought.

    I'll just wait until you announce it.

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  11. CyberPete4:20 AM, January 09, 2010

    This isn't my first trip to the rodeo.

    So I'm not buying the whole no restrictions thing.

    Did you make rounds to our blogs yesterday?

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  12. Inexplicable DeVice4:43 AM, January 09, 2010

    If the contest is to guess what that tattoo is on Mr Gay up there, it's an Alien (of the Sigourney Weaver-type).

    What do I win?

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  13. Ms Scarlet5:50 AM, January 09, 2010

    *claps hands like a sea lion*
    *Followed closely by Liza Minnelli impersonation*
    ...Maybe this time I'll win...
    Sx

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  14. The Mistress7:53 AM, January 09, 2010

    MR. PEENEE: Is this going to be The World's Tiniest Rentboy competition? Cause if it is, count me in as a judge.

    Don’t bother, we’ve found him and he wants you to saddle him up.

    Yeehaw! It’s the Peenee Pony Express!

    DAMIEN: ***runs around in circles clapping excitedly like a virgin school-gril at her first rodeo***
    I *love* competitions !!!!!!

    I’m gonna chase you down, lasso your arse and hogtie you, little lady.

    BOXER: pick me! pick me! pick me.
    wait.
    on second thought.
    I'll just wait until you announce it.

    What’s that I smell?

    Are you wearing L’Eau de Desperation?

    CYBERPOOF: This isn't my first trip to the rodeo.
    So I'm not buying the whole no restrictions thing.
    Did you make rounds to our blogs yesterday?

    Mistress MJ managed to read most of her blogs but didn’t have time to comment on all of them.

    Is there a problem?

    IVD: If the contest is to guess what that tattoo is on Mr Gay up there, it's an Alien (of the Sigourney Weaver-type).
    What do I win?

    No, it isn’t.

    And

    Nothing.

    SCARLET: *claps hands like a sea lion*
    *Followed closely by Liza Minnelli impersonation*
    ...Maybe this time I'll win...

    Something like this?

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  15. Ms Scarlet8:01 AM, January 09, 2010

    Yes! That could almost be me... give or take a few years... and the hair colour... and I'm wearing mittens at the moment.
    Sx

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  16. The Mistress8:06 AM, January 09, 2010

    SCARLET: It’s tough to do jazz hands in mittens.

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  17. CyberPete9:10 AM, January 09, 2010

    No, no problem. Just asking.

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  18. KAZ10:09 AM, January 09, 2010

    Thanks for not ruling me out - but I could always change my name to Beast.
    Just a little beast you understand.

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  19. Jill11:05 AM, January 09, 2010

    Yay!

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  20. LẌ11:39 AM, January 09, 2010

    [tiptoes in, gives pillows extra-special fluffing]

    Hoping The Mistress's cold is better.

    [tiptoes out]

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  21. The Mistress11:54 AM, January 09, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: No, no problem. Just asking.

    Well thank goodness for THAT.

    KAZ: Thanks for not ruling me out - but I could always change my name to Beast.
    Just a little beast you understand.

    One Beast is enough, thank you very much.

    JILL: Yay!

    Woohoo!

    XL: [tiptoes in, gives pillows extra-special fluffing]
    Hoping The Mistress's cold is better.
    [tiptoes out]

    How kind.

    Yet Mistress MJ mustn’t tarry on the pillows lest she miss her carriage to work.

    With intentions of sneezing on the bitch who gave me this cold.

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  22. BEAST3:51 PM, January 09, 2010

    Oooooooh a compo .
    I am convinced I am going to win this time
    ***trips up Miss Scarlet and throws kabukis wig over the fence***

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  23. My name is mob cos there's lots of us5:54 PM, January 09, 2010

    I'm still having my period so I'm not saying anything.

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  24. jason6:21 PM, January 09, 2010

    are those the prizes?
    First, second, third?

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  25. UBERMOUTH8:10 PM, January 09, 2010

    Which one is Felix Unger?

    And what's the prize?

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  26. The Mistress9:36 PM, January 09, 2010

    BEAST: Oooooooh a compo .
    I am convinced I am going to win this time
    ***trips up Miss Scarlet and throws kabukis wig over the fence***

    Kabuki is fierce and will give you a good bitch-slapping…

    whilst Miss Scarlet and I laugh maniacally at you.

    MOB: I'm still having my period so I'm not saying anything.

    But are you having SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL?

    JASON: are those the prizes?
    First, second, third?

    All will be revealed in time.

    UBERMOUTH: Which one is Felix Unger?
    And what's the prize?

    Keep your shirt on and you’ll find out soon enough.

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  27. normadesmond9:55 PM, January 09, 2010

    ooo, such smiles. is everyone gettin' goosed from behind?

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  28. The Mistress10:11 PM, January 09, 2010

    NORMADESMOND: ooo, such smiles. is everyone gettin' goosed from behind?

    It’s more of a clenched smile though, isn’t it?

    I suspect the one on the left has just told the one on the right that he only won thanks to “favours” granted to the judges.

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