Tuesday, January 19, 2010

You Better Work It

Mistress MJ sees you sat on your fat arse.

Get yourself into the Infomaniac Gymnasium.



I have one thing to say …you better work, bitch!


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38 comments:

  1. Yay! I was first! In your faces! Bwahahahahahaha!

    I'd better go soon because I certainly do need to go there.

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  2. Did the gym thing scare your usually early and fairly pervy clientele off?

    Know your fan base, is what I always say (apparently I don't either as everyone seems to hate Nicole Kidman heh).

    Have a good one! I expect to see your fat arse in the gym too, MJ

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  3. And still nothng. Is this like a time loop or a parallel universe? This twillight zone thing is freaking me out.

    Hellooooooooooooooooooooo?

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  4. Oh who am I kidding, I love hearing myself speak

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  5. Shut the fuck up and pedal.

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  6. WHATS ALL THIS NOISE
    There are people trying to sleep on the stretch mats you know

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  7. I was going to practice on the curling sheet but Miss Roses seems to have chipped up the ice to put in everyone's drinks!

    Oh Hai Pete!

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  8. Now, excuse me I'll be at the bar looking for Roses and something to drink.

    All this gym nonsense is making me thirsty.
    Oh and Beastie, put a sock in it, you are very loud.

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  9. Oh hai XL!

    Did you say you've seen Roses?

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  10. this is why i don't go to the gym, sugar! so, where's roses and the bar? xoxoxoxo

    Oh Hai, xl, petey-pet!

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  11. *assigns all of you to boot camp*

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  12. I'll go, but I'm not touching any of those towels.

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  13. Dear MJ,
    Sorry I'm late but I had to contact "Miss Olivia" to return my work out costume that she borrowed back in the 80's, you know the one head band, leotard tights and legwarmers, she wore them when she got a little Physical.

    Should i start at the bench press or the Bar? Silly me, of course it's the bar!

    Seems that you arrived prematurely and had the first session all on your own Pete!

    Hi Xl, Hi Savannah, Hi Jason

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  14. No fucking way. I'm built for comfort.
    Ladies, Gentlemen - We should have champagne drinks. And sweets. Now!

    Access to the bar only after having showered!

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  15. and what happens when the asshole's ask, "can i work in with you?"

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  16. MAGO: No fucking way. I'm built for comfort.
    Ladies, Gentlemen - We should have champagne drinks. And sweets. Now!
    Access to the bar only after having showered!


    *spies on Mago in the showers, hoping he’ll drop the soap*

    NORMADESMOND: and what happens when the asshole's ask, "can i work in with you?"

    Might we remind you that you’re working out amidst Infomaniac bitches only.

    No riff raff.

    *coughs*

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  17. Do you know what , I just hate it if anyone talks to me or distracts me when I am training , so I will go to my own gym .Otherwise Petra will be swanning about twittering about his colour coordinated gym gear , Piggy will be making acid remarks and munching on a pork pie , Roses will be spilling drink everywhere , IVD will be pulling weird faces by the free weights and leering at the men , First Nations will be fermenting rebellion and setting stuff alight(probably Petra's leg warmers) , its got disaster written all over it

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  18. Is saddle seat sniffing an option? A friend would like to know.

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  19. There should be a gym only for those people who actually need a gym.

    Most are for people who don't.

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  20. BEAST: Do you know what , I just hate it if anyone talks to me or distracts me when I am training , so I will go to my own gym .Otherwise Petra will be swanning about twittering about his colour coordinated gym gear , Piggy will be making acid remarks and munching on a pork pie , Roses will be spilling drink everywhere , IVD will be pulling weird faces by the free weights and leering at the men , First Nations will be fermenting rebellion and setting stuff alight(probably Petra's leg warmers) , its got disaster written all over it

    Well we certainly don’t want IVD gurning over the proceedings. And I quite agree with your other concerns as well.

    But you’re leaving a bad impression for our newcomers who aren’t aware that our regulars aren’t all a bunch of well-behaved darlings.

    Oh, and see my comment to Mitzi.

    MITZI: Is saddle seat sniffing an option? A friend would like to know.

    Well, if your “friend” is prepared to risk usurping Beast’s position as saddle sniffer, that’s entirely up to him.

    KAPI: There should be a gym only for those people who actually need a gym.
    Most are for people who don't.


    Oh but there is!

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  21. What excellent comedic timing. I love this:

    MJ: Might we remind you that you’re working out amidst Infomaniac bitches only.

    No riff raff.

    *coughs*
    8:44 AM, January 19, 2010


    BEAST said...


    Then BEAST turns up next.

    * GUFFAWWW! *

    P.S. I do NOT gurn!

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  22. IVD: It’s really peeving me that I can’t find that photo of you with your tongue stuck out of your head.

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  23. You so do gurn we have all seen the tongue picture

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  24. Beast is right.

    We have all seen the IVD gurning tongue photo we just can't FIND it, dammit.

    Free gym pass to anyone who finds it.

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  25. I think I have that photo on my PC because I did a tribute for one of his, or Tims birthdays. You want it?

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  26. Now, where were we?

    Champagne cocktails of course!

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  27. And Beastie and FN, keep your filthy mitts off my legwarmers!

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  28. Sorry I'm late darlings, I've had an IT problem to sort out. I spent the day talking to Mohammed in India.

    A GYM! I think not.

    It's bad enough having to wrestle with the wine cork.

    Cyberpete, what's the cocktail of the day/evening/morning?

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  29. and that's why I don't go to the gym....eeek

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  30. Working out? Is that what teachers mean when they tell you to show your workings when you solve hard sums?

    Don't look for me in the gym, I'll be in the Pub playing Pool.

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  31. (I go to the gym)

    **runs away but grabs a champagne cocktail**

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  32. I was advised to take pain medication before going to the gym. By a reputable doctor, even. It made the trip more enjoyable - but I still didn't want to touch anything once I arrived. They get upset if you wear gloves and put toliet seat tissues on the seats. And the showers - they actually have soap in a hand dispenser on the wall. Like I would turn my back to the crowd long enough. Because I always draw a crowd when I'm naked. and sweaty. and thinking of you, my beloved mj.

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  33. *a knackered Mistress MJ sets everyone's treadmill speeds to "overdrive" and retreats to her boudoir*

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