Friday, January 29, 2010

Filthy Friday – Superheroes Edition

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The Batphone rings, interrupting our heroes ...

Holy bootycall! To the Batpole, Robin!

What's up next for our Dynamic Duo?


  1. That's some Bat Signal!

    Oh, and first.

  2. You always know how to get attention!

  3. I always thought Robin would be the bottom. But he is Dick G(r)ayson, I suppose.

    I presume Alfred the trusty butler is the one behind the camera?

  4. Oh Hai XL and Savannah. I'm sure this FF is going to give me nightmares.

  5. I have a huge superhero fetish. This is fun!

  6. What's up next for our Dynamic Duo?

    Prison. The slutty Boy Wonder is jail bait!

  7. I love it! I'm so into superheroes!

    I loved the old BAM! POW!and all that Batman series.

    Just keep Eartha Kitt away from the lads. They should be allowed some alone time.

    Oh hai XL and Miss Boxer

  8. They will be grooming Cat Womans Pussy before the evening is out

  9. I happen to know exactly who is behind this perfidious calumny. It was perpetrated by Shame, that conniving cowboy of crime. Stand up, Shame! You're not worthy of the name Shame, you're a sham, Shame! Don't ever cry on my tights or pull my leg again!

    I happen to know that Robin has things pointing in other directions. For example, the other day when we were stood there watching Mistress MJ while she was sleeping he said:

    "She looks very pretty when she's asleep."

    To which I replied: "I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum."

  10. This is a bit much before coffee. I'll be back later when I've prised my eyes open.

  11. I've had coffee and it's no better....


    Oh hai xl, ms boxer and savannah.

  12. god damned batmobile.....bucket seats!

  13. I always thought there was something kinky about Batman and Robin. I like it.

  14. Batman's cave was actually a euphemism for Eartha Kitt's secret entrance which was difficult to locate due to an over abundance of bush.

  15. Dick: "Bruce, let me ride Waynebow. I'm light enough."
    Bruce: "No, Dick, I couldn't allow my own ward to ride my own thoroughbred. People might think it was funny."

  16. Oh I just love it when undercurrents of homosexualuty are so openly overted.

    Thank you MJ for Keeping it Real.

    Though I always imagined Master Robin having a larger cock!
    Mr Wayne has always had such welcoming lips. And now Dear Alfred might finally be able to come out of his latent old closet for a threesome!

  17. Please could you send my houseboys back.
    Many Thanks.

  18. I would think Batman would have better technique what with the cool gadget belt and all. Perhaps Robin has the 'bat ass-master' already inserted.

  19. Robin, about Mistress Batgirl: "Do you think she's trying to double-cross us?"

    Batman: "No, but she's a woman, Robin, with a woman's inborn desire to outsmart men."

    Robin: "Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman's."

    Batman: "You're growing up, Robin. Remember, in crime-fighting always keep your sights raised."

  20. This is absolutely no surprise at all. Did you really think Batman could restrain himself from the wonder boy in tights? I mean, seriously.

  21. Oh...and for our next episode, Batman and Robin have a trio with the Joker. That ought to be interesting.

  22. BITCHES: Riddle me this…

    Which one of you is trying to pass himself off as Batman? Mistress MJ will uncover your secret identity.


    Which one of you is most likely to wear superhero tights?

    Oh, and don’t click here.

  23. That's funny. I can't remember the last thing I remember.

    Most true surfers are known as Duke, Skip, Rabbit, or Buzzy, so I wish we could help you, Mistress MJ, but we're just a couple of ordinary crimefighters going about our mundane business.

    And don't anyone DARE!!! to post this picture:

    Don't dip your oar in this sordid sea. You might be besmirched.

  24. Fantastic. I wonder if we can find some Kirk and Spock out there? So, who do you think tops in that relationship?

    p.s. your crocheted amigurumi avatar is done!

  25. Riddle me this Batman - what kind of cave has a pole in it? (A batcave? - too easy.) Your big bat-ass from the looks of robins' boy-wonder dick. I always suspected the bat-rope swung both ways. Joker Penguin Catwoman - Gotham City is ours! Away!

  26. Robin: "Gosh, if I could just figure out that riddle. Why can't I get it?"

    Batman: Maybe your mind's on that cute little teenager who waved to you on the way across town, eh? Catwoman, I'll do everything I can to rehabilitate you.

    Catwoman: "Marry me."

    Batman: Everything except that.

    Catwoman: "I could give you more happiness than anyone in the world."
    Batman: How do you propose to do that?
    Catwoman: "By being your partner in life, I mean it's me and you against the world."
    Batman: What about Robin?

  27. "To the batpole". It's always to the batpole for those two.

  28. i thought robin's egg were blue. my monitor must need adjustment.

  29. BITCHES: Set your bat signal to receive Saturday's post.

    Coming up soon here on Infomaniac.