Saturday, January 23, 2010

Shower Soap

Meanwhile, back at the Infomaniac Gymnasium, Mistress MJ ponders which soap dispenser to install in the showers.



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33 comments:

  1. LẌ11:30 PM, January 22, 2010

    1st!

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  2. LẌ11:32 PM, January 22, 2010

    Something with a bigger spigot.

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  3. jason12:03 AM, January 23, 2010

    Are you sure the Hoff dispenses soap and not cheese?

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  4. Anonymous12:22 AM, January 23, 2010

    I want the first one! Love it!

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  5. Kapitano12:43 AM, January 23, 2010

    Hmm. You do know the word "smeg" comes from the greek "smegma" meaning..."soap"?

    Cast's the first pic in a slightly different light.

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  6. mrpeenee1:46 AM, January 23, 2010

    I'd certainly go with the anatomically correct one and not with the Hoff pooping soap into your palm.

    By the way, TAG.

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  7. Ms Scarlet4:12 AM, January 23, 2010

    How about a lactating rack?
    Sx

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  8. CyberPete5:35 AM, January 23, 2010

    Throw away the Hoff dispenser. It's fairly disturbing.

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  9. Inexplicable DeVice6:57 AM, January 23, 2010

    As much as it pains me, I'm going to have to choose the Hoff one - Only because the 'dispenser' of the top model is WAY too small. At least with The Hoff, one can hope for something more.

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  10. Ellie7:47 AM, January 23, 2010

    (1), athough it appears to be (a) pointing the wrong way and therefore (b) premature.

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  11. Roses8:18 AM, January 23, 2010

    Definitely the first.

    The Hoff makes me feel ill. And that has nothing to do with my over-indulgence last night.

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  12. Princess10:07 AM, January 23, 2010

    Ordinarily I would applaud the use of the Dear Mr Hoff (being a close friend of Princess)

    *fingers through previous posts at "Palais de Steff" "Now where did I put it? Oh thats right, it was an Email I sent to a dear friend...Silly me"! makes note to self re posting similar *

    Unfortunately it does not show him in his best light, that is, on stage and singing.
    Therefore...
    May I place an order for dispenser number one please Mistress, with a larger tap.

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  13. normadesmond10:25 AM, January 23, 2010

    which dispenser? why, the answer's obvious my dear.

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  14. Anonymous10:53 AM, January 23, 2010

    Why not simply a hairy sack to squeeze?

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  15. The Mistress11:37 AM, January 23, 2010

    XL: Something with a bigger spigot.

    Are you willing to pose?

    JASON: Are you sure the Hoff dispenses soap and not cheese?

    *examines cover of Night Rocker*

    You’re right.

    Cheese dispenser.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: I want the first one! Love it!

    I’m setting one aside with your name on it.

    KAPI: Hmm. You do know the word "smeg" comes from the greek "smegma" meaning..."soap"?
    Cast's the first pic in a slightly different light.

    Etymology: Smegma \Smeg"ma\, noun. [New Latin expression, from the Greek expression soap, from to wash off.]. (Websters 1913)

    You learn something new everyday.

    MR. PEENEE: I'd certainly go with the anatomically correct one and not with the Hoff pooping soap into your palm.
    By the way, TAG.

    If I come over there and find you’ve tagged me for that damn Kreativ Blogger Award, I’ll hunt you down.

    I’ve already had to deal harshly with Felix in Hollywood.

    SCARLET: How about a lactating rack?

    I clicked on your link and it appears that chap is trying to tune in BBC Radio 4.

    CYBERPOOF: Throw away the Hoff dispenser. It's fairly disturbing.

    Not as disturbing as my nekkid dream of IVD. (see next comment)

    IVD: As much as it pains me, I'm going to have to choose the Hoff one - Only because the 'dispenser' of the top model is WAY too small. At least with The Hoff, one can hope for something more.

    This will pain you even more…

    I dreamed about you last night and we were cuddling…nekkid.

    No sex, you’ll be relieved to know but nonetheless…nekkid.

    ELLIE: (1), athough it appears to be (a) pointing the wrong way and therefore (b) premature.

    He’s trying to tell you that the loo is THAT way.

    ROSES: Definitely the first.
    The Hoff makes me feel ill. And that has nothing to do with my over-indulgence last night.

    When are you going to take personal responsibility for your drinking problem?

    PRINCESS: Ordinarily I would applaud the use of the Dear Mr Hoff (being a close friend of Princess)
    *fingers through previous posts at "Palais de Steff" "Now where did I put it? Oh thats right, it was an Email I sent to a dear friend...Silly me"! makes note to self re posting similar *
    Unfortunately it does not show him in his best light, that is, on stage and singing.
    Therefore...
    May I place an order for dispenser number one please Mistress, with a larger tap.

    The Hoff’s finest moment was in Hooked on a Feeling.

    NORMADESMOND: which dispenser? why, the answer's obvious my dear.

    I can tell by the way your lips are sealed ‘round the spigot.

    MAGO: Why not simply a hairy sack to squeeze?

    You naughty thing, you!

    You’ve been reading Infomaniac too long.

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  16. Istvanski11:50 AM, January 23, 2010

    What's wrong with having soap on a rope?
    http://bit.ly/5F0acP

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  17. The Mistress12:11 PM, January 23, 2010

    ISTVANSKI: What's wrong with having soap on a rope?
    http://bit.ly/5F0acP

    I’m not surprised you have soap on a rope.

    So many blokes fear dropping the soap in the showers.

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  18. Piggy and Tazzy12:20 PM, January 23, 2010

    I dreamed about you last night and we were cuddling…nekkid.

    No sex, you’ll be relieved to know but nonetheless…nekkid.

    That has to be the most revolting, disturbed thing I've ever read.

    You dirty, perverted, bastard.

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  19. LẌ12:29 PM, January 23, 2010

    Idea for the next Infomaniac Fundraiser: Nekkid Cuddles With Mistress MJ!

    [fluffs pillows in preparation]

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  20. Istvanski2:01 PM, January 23, 2010

    "So many blokes fear dropping the soap in the showers."

    True. Specially if we're doing time at Her Majesty's pleasure.

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  21. The Mistress2:22 PM, January 23, 2010

    PIGGY: “I dreamed about you last night and we were cuddling…nekkid.
    No sex, you’ll be relieved to know but nonetheless…nekkid.”

    That has to be the most revolting, disturbed thing I've ever read.
    You dirty, perverted, bastard.

    It was all perfectly innocent.

    His long limbs were all around me like an octopus!

    XL: Idea for the next Infomaniac Fundraiser: Nekkid Cuddles With Mistress MJ!
    [fluffs pillows in preparation]

    Are you looking for the sign-up sheet?

    ISTVANSKI: "So many blokes fear dropping the soap in the showers."
    True. Specially if we're doing time at Her Majesty's pleasure.

    All the more reason for you to stay on the straight and narrow.

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  22. Geoff3:17 PM, January 23, 2010

    It looks like that soap is mixed with man-sweat. Which in the Hoff's case is 99% alcohol.

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  23. CyberPete3:18 PM, January 23, 2010

    Poor IDV!

    He will need a big cup of tea.

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  24. eroswings4:12 PM, January 23, 2010

    I was just thinking the same thing as Geoff. The Hoff can double as a keg!

    And if someone drowns in the tub, he'll most likely come to the rescue--he might do so in slow motion, but he'll come nonetheless.

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  25. Anonymous4:27 PM, January 23, 2010

    And IDV was not a bit prickley? I mean with all these long thin and boney parts?

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  26. kabuki zero5:08 PM, January 23, 2010

    I would not get my hand that close to hasselhoff with doubled latex gloves and half a bottle of good scotch. There is no way that something coming out of his nether regions would wash away grime. It's probably the male version of 'oil of oldlady', with just a hint of insanity thrown in for color. Now I have to shower again. excuse me.

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  27. Jenny7:58 PM, January 23, 2010

    now, if The Hoff would spit out alcohol, I'd buy one.

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  28. BEAST8:04 PM, January 23, 2010

    I demand a First Nations unfeasably large Devils Dumplings.
    Did IVD make the tongue face in your dream ???

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  29. The Mistress10:23 PM, January 23, 2010

    GEOFF: It looks like that soap is mixed with man-sweat. Which in the Hoff's case is 99% alcohol.

    And 1% hamburger.

    CYBERPOOF: Poor IDV!
    He will need a big cup of tea.

    Luckily, IVD appears not to have returned this evening so he may be self-medicating.

    Or is ignoring us.

    EROS: I was just thinking the same thing as Geoff. The Hoff can double as a keg!
    And if someone drowns in the tub, he'll most likely come to the rescue--he might do so in slow motion, but he'll come nonetheless.

    Would he bring Pamela Anderson with him to use as a life jacket?

    MAGO: And IDV was not a bit prickley? I mean with all these long thin and boney parts?

    IVD was surprisingly smooth.

    I believe he manscapes thoroughly.

    KABUKI: I would not get my hand that close to hasselhoff with doubled latex gloves and half a bottle of good scotch. There is no way that something coming out of his nether regions would wash away grime. It's probably the male version of 'oil of oldlady', with just a hint of insanity thrown in for color. Now I have to shower again. excuse me.

    Volunteers to scrub kabuki’s back?

    BOXER: now, if The Hoff would spit out alcohol, I'd buy one.

    What a splendid idea!

    I’ll have booze installed in the dispensers!

    BEAST: I demand a First Nations unfeasably large Devils Dumplings.
    Did IVD make the tongue face in your dream ???

    No, IVD did NOT make the tongue face in my dream.

    THAT would have been a NIGHTMARE!

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  30. Jenny11:48 PM, January 23, 2010

    it's perfect, MJ. He would sanitize and make a 'tini! I love it.

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  31. Inexplicable DeVice3:13 PM, January 24, 2010

    Ah, HA! I thought my ears were burning yesterday.

    And, yes, as a matter of fact, I do manscape.

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  32. Mitzi 10:47 AM, January 27, 2010

    The first one, but the big hand makes it look smaller, it looks like a budgie's tongue, perhaps it's just climbed a little plastic ladder to ring a bell.

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  33. The Mistress12:06 PM, January 27, 2010

    teehee@Mitzi.

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