But speaking of faeries, why don’t you buy our Kapitano a birthday drink? …
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Note: To those who have sent emails inquiring about your Mistress’ health/state of mind (you know who you are and thank you) or sent filthy fotos via email (Ms. Nations) … Mistress MJ will respond asap.
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ReplyDeleteMistress, would Bread And Butter help?
ReplyDeleteI knew it, she's away on some dirty weekend somewhere.
ReplyDeleteDammit! Why am I never invited to these things?
third...ok, i'm moving up! xoxox
ReplyDeleteA drink? For me? Oh thank you.
ReplyDeleteI'll have something hot and salty please.
And then to drink....
"...the hydrocephalic bartender could barely restrain his urge to see if Lance's sweater vest was as flammable as it looked."
ReplyDeleteand by the way that photo was not filthy. It was botanical.
ReplyDeleteI am so pleased you are well. I hope to get a full refund for that crap voodoo doll. In other news I am fairly certain the fella on the right is sporting a dickie. Felix is the master of the dickie. I have seen him with several. Clothes horse or educated consumer?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Kapi, you old cunt. You probably don't like being reminded of your increasing years at your time of life do you?
ReplyDeleteAnd I never sent any emails to you, MJ. Or dirty pics. I'd just assumed you were drunk under a table somewhere.
Celebrating Kapi's birthday, probably.
Happy birthday Kapi! Have a fabulous day.
ReplyDeleteMimosa anyone?
Happy Birthday Kapi.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a suitably fabulous one.
Cyberpete, I'd love one thank you.
Happy birthday Kapi .
ReplyDeleteLets spend our time speculating where the old bag has gone . I am guessing on a Nekkid Wrinkly Old Geezer Convention to recruit new models for Filthy Friday's
Happy Birthday Kapitano!
ReplyDeleteMazel Tov Kap !!!
ReplyDeleteOne batch of hot and salty - on tap :)
Happy Birthday Kapitano.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that barman is a knitwear fan.
Awaiting bulletin MJ.
Happy Birthday KApitano!
ReplyDeleteRoses, a toast!
ReplyDeleteTo Kapi!
Happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteHi Mistress!
My my my Kapitano don’t you look fetching in your poly wardrobe.
ReplyDeleteMight I buy you a Mickey Finn?
Happy Birthday.
I too have been wondering where the Mistress be? In between my wondering of where I be. Where am I anyway? What is this place? Can anyone hear me? Is this thing on?
Happy birthday, Kapi!
ReplyDeleteI didn't realise revolting checked trews and someone's mum's cardi were de riguer this season?
Are you unwell, MJ? In my few days away, I've obviously missed something. I, therefore, offer a pox-less wish to your good health.
blue sweater.....
ReplyDeletehips thrust...
come hither look=
bottom!
Happy Birthday, Kapi!!!
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Hope you're doing fine, MJ.
ReplyDeleteTake Care and Stay warm and safe.
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All that knitted wackiness completely distracted me from the birthdayness of Kapitano! I hope you had a great one!
ReplyDeleteThanks to everyone who dropped by to wish Kapi a happy birthday.
ReplyDeleteEspecially Eros who brought cake!
Belated birthday wishes Kapitano!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but have been busy wetting the head of the latest addition to the royal family.
A new Prince arrived on the 16th Down under.
Oooo double shots all around!
OH And MJ, the clinic called!