Friday, January 08, 2010

Filthy Friday

Filthy Friday is brought to you this week by our friend Beast.


(click it, dammit!)

Infomaniac accepts no responsibility for damage.


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41 comments:

  1. Leah9:32 PM, January 07, 2010

    Okay, no seriously, how is that even possible?

    *hyperventilates and flees to the protective embrace of waistcoated imaginary lover*

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  2. Anonymous10:19 PM, January 07, 2010

    There are a lot of things I want to try in life. This is not one of them! OUCH!!

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  3. kabuki zero10:48 PM, January 07, 2010

    I must say that the gentleman certainly puts a new spin on fun. I may not sit comfortably for days. I notice a fan pointed at the back of his neck, and some baby powder. There is something up here - I am almost sure of it.kabuki 'groin-pull' zero

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  4. mrpeenee10:59 PM, January 07, 2010

    I think I just fainted a little. Maybe a lot.

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  5. Jenny11:21 PM, January 07, 2010

    ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch.

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  6. CyberPete12:07 AM, January 08, 2010

    He could at least have tidied up first. Afterall he did go through all that trouble and the photo still looks sloppy.

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  7. Romeo Morningwood12:37 AM, January 08, 2010

    I am fairly certain that even Mr Fantastic wouldn't try that?

    I can say without fear of hyperbole, that this is the most ill conceived suicide attempt that I have ever seen.

    I don't care how much baby powder he used...
    THAT, is gonna leave a mark.

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  8. LẌ12:43 AM, January 08, 2010

    He's playing Twister!

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  9. Cetewayo1:27 AM, January 08, 2010

    Obviously trying out one of those new-fangled penis enlarger things they advertise on the interweb

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  10. BEAST1:38 AM, January 08, 2010

    Everyones gotta have a hobby I suppose :-(

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  11. Ponita in Real Life2:07 AM, January 08, 2010

    Well, that's one way of performing a vasectomy... Looks like they are about to get ripped right off! Yikes!!

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  12. Roses3:21 AM, January 08, 2010

    I have only one question: why?

    No really, why?

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  13. Princess4:47 AM, January 08, 2010

    Now That puts a whole diffrent light on Swinging!

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  14. Mitzi 5:47 AM, January 08, 2010

    "Dinners ready Sidney!" "Down in a minute dear, I'm just having a little tug."

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  15. Ms Scarlet5:56 AM, January 08, 2010

    So wrong it's not even right...
    Sx

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  16. KAZ6:11 AM, January 08, 2010

    From the look of that houseboy I would say he'd been there for a very long time.
    What was his crime MJ?

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  17. Anonymous6:23 AM, January 08, 2010

    Why not, Roses? It's like asking a mountaineer why he climbs those stupid mountains: Because it is possible.
    Maybe its a scrotum-enlargement-programme? But I think its just a ripp-off! :)

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  18. Michael Guy8:01 AM, January 08, 2010

    Not in my lifetime. Nope. Not even thinking about it. OUCH!

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  19. Ginro9:24 AM, January 08, 2010

    I guess that this from Sweden was inevitable:

    http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1262960175781RA96

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  20. Romeo Morningwood9:26 AM, January 08, 2010

    Hang In There Mr Cooper

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  21. Peter9:42 AM, January 08, 2010

    This ball stretching is a bit extreme. On the other hand just read an news item that had to do with torn off balls.
    Sorry the link is in Dutch, but you all have some translator device on your PC [I hope].
    http://www.nu.nl/opmerkelijk/2157285/man-rukt-ballen-partner-af.html

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  22. Istvanski10:01 AM, January 08, 2010

    He's got some balls trying to pull a stunt like that!

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  23. CyberPete10:07 AM, January 08, 2010

    I was just thinking, is that what happens to the old houseboys? Leaving them hanging.

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  24. Roses10:28 AM, January 08, 2010

    mago, I can understand why people climb mountains, fling themselves out of perfectly good aircraft, pierce themselves, colour themselves in with tiny needles. I get that.

    I just don't get the suspended from the ceiling only by the grace of the cock.

    And no, Mistress I really am not going to click it to big it.

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  25. The Mistress11:06 AM, January 08, 2010

    BITCHES: Mistress MJ has the choice today between responding to each of you individually OR visiting your blogs.

    Due to an incredible volume of fan mail, there’s been no time to pop round and read your blogs.

    *flips coin*

    Visiting your blogs.

    Even if it takes all day.

    In my absence from this comment box, perhaps BEAST would be willing to step in and explain to us the story behind this image?

    It was Beast, after all, who sent this photo to Mistress MJ.

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  26. Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline11:38 AM, January 08, 2010

    Whatto! How strange!....the very same thing happened to me the other day when I was sorting out my collection of bulldog clips! I was very hot so I removed my clothing and switched my fan on full...unfortunately a strong gust of wind blew away the chair I was standing on and I woke up in this position...I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who suffers from this type of ordinary household accident....Best Wishes Lord Noel

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  27. Kapitano12:23 PM, January 08, 2010

    Nothing like a good stretch in the morning.

    And that's nothing like a....

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  28. Romeo Morningwood12:31 PM, January 08, 2010

    That should be on LOLWank with the caption..
    "Just get Mom Okay?"

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  29. Anonymous1:37 PM, January 08, 2010

    His voice HAS to be an octave higher than before he tried that...or perhaps he's inventing a new male enhancement treatment?

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  30. Buzz Kill1:46 PM, January 08, 2010

    Isn't this how David Carradine died?

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  31. The Mistress3:30 PM, January 08, 2010

    We interrupt our blog-reading to welcome Buzz Kill who we’ve seen at Anonymous Boxer’s place and La Diva Cucina’s.

    And welcome back to Lord Noel and Lady Jacqueline whom we haven’t seen here since the summer! Have you been holidaying?

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  32. Ginro3:53 PM, January 08, 2010

    OMG! Someone let my ex-mother in law loose on a jet boat!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGzKcypnBlA

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  33. Karl4:23 PM, January 08, 2010

    Good afternoon Mj,

    He flies through the air with the greatest of ease
    The daring old man on the scrotum trapeze
    If you gave him a twist I bet it would hurt...

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  34. The Mistress4:48 PM, January 08, 2010

    KARL: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Good heavens, another leek lover.

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  35. Princess5:57 PM, January 08, 2010

    Dear Mistress,

    Thank Mr Beast for me wont you.

    I have been wondering where Grandfather had been for the last few days, and now I know I shall be able to sleep soundly again, knowing that he is safe from wandering!

    Love Princess XXX.

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  36. Ellie6:50 PM, January 08, 2010

    Horrified fascination. That's all.

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  37. normadesmond7:57 PM, January 08, 2010

    what comes to mind is a book i had as a child..."how the elephant got his trunk".

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  38. eroswings8:44 PM, January 08, 2010

    Why it's a behind the scenes look at the new Cirque du Soleil show: Scrotastic!

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  39. RAD11:00 AM, January 10, 2010

    YIKES!! I love to try new things but NOT THIS ONE!

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  40. Anonymous5:13 PM, January 10, 2010

    Thats even worse than those dreadful old men pooing..

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  41. LaDivaCucina10:44 AM, January 12, 2010

    What I just love about these sort of photos is all the evidence of a lifestyle around them...baby powder, fan blowing, paperwork, obviously some dungeon cum office cum attic! Oh and look at all the pillows, cuz this guy CERTAINLY wants to be comfy!!

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