Saturday, April 04, 2009

Donn: Winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts

The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts are coming to Canada!...For the FOURTH time!

On their way to DONN!...


As Old Knudsen would say, “Isn’t Donn lovely?”


Our Donn in Winnipeg, Manitoba is the lucky winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.

The latest contest was held by our host CyberPete in Denmark.

Pictured here we see CyberPete from the ankles down, in The Shorts. And Donn’s winning caption below…


Hey Sailor,
mi Curaçao es su Curaçao
u like?
H'OKAY TWANTEE DULLAH!



As you know, Mistress MJ was the THIRD Canadian winner of The Shorts back in 2007.


Any excuse to re-post pic of Mistress MJ wearing The Shorts on her head



Astute readers will have noticed that Mistress MJ is also wearing The Shorts in her avatar.


Another excuse to re-post pic of Mistress MJ’s legs



Oh, pardon me. We were talking about Donn, weren’t we?

Sooner or later, it will be Donn’s turn to host The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition and when he does, you’ll hear about it here on Infomaniac.

Then you’ll have your chance to win The Shorts!

New to Infomaniac and have no idea what we’re talking about?

Read The Definitive History of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.

Congratulations, Donn!


UPDATE!

According to this report, Donn has been detained in Mexico by the Immigration police!

Does anybody know a good lawyer?

FREE DONN!

20 comments:

  1. Congratulations, Donn!!!

    Clearly, Canada is being punished!

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  2. SECOND!!! Congratulations, you bastar...ummm, Donn! Hee hee.

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  3. Congrats to Donn. Does this portend a return of Céline Dion as well?

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  4. Way to go Donnnn! The FGES come to The Peg! Can't wait to see what he comes up with when it is his turn to hold the contest....

    Bite your tongue, XL.... she's in your country now and she can stay there. At least, that was the last I heard of her location. But I try to ignore her most of the time.

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  5. *is wicked bent that the shorts are not going to the half Canadian living in California*

    hurrumpff...

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  6. I'm after a pair of football shorts...
    Congrats Mr Coppens!
    Sx

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  7. Does he know yet?
    I'm sure he won't keep us in suspense as long as Pete.
    Donn doesn't do suspense does he?

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  8. KAZ I was taught by the great Alfred Hitchcock you know.

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  9. Can Donn PLEASE not wait nearly a year to post his picture?

    Oh, and congrats et all.

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  10. so where the hell is mr donn, sugar? xoxo

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  11. BITCHES: As far as we know, DONN is still vacationing in Mexico and may not even know he’s the winner!

    STOP THE PRESSES!

    According to this report, Donn has been detained in Mexico by the Immigration police!

    Does anybody know a good lawyer?

    FREE DONN!

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  12. Put Donn through an Oprah-sponsored Scared Straight program, check his blood for maple syrup content to be sure he really is Canadian, then deport him. Lesson learned.

    FREE DONN!

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  13. Donnn only behaved like the other aboriginies, he tried to blend in: That is a good thing!

    So I say:

    FREE DONN!

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  14. would be like free willy then?

    if you say it slow enough it sounds like mel gibson in braveheart...



    "ffffrrrrrrreeeeeeeee doooooooonnnnnn"

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  15. I'll do my best to make sure he wears them at least every second Wednesday.

    He's a Belgian built like a brick shithouse, which is about as close to an elf as you can get.

    They should fit.

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  16. @WW: Is he short like an elf too? ;-)

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  17. I'd recommend Mr. Flywheel from Shyster, Flywheel & Shyster.

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  18. holy moley did y'all check out the tats on donn???? xoxox

    free donn

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  19. Congrats Donn. My jealousy at being thwarted might lead to violence, except that would make it difficult for me to live vicariously through your blog exposition. Seriously, I'm looking forward to the next opportunity. Why? You tell me!

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  20. Good to see you again, Breakerslion.

    Take it easy on Donn.

    He's so fragile.

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