Monday, April 27, 2009

So What Are You Wearing?

Bitches, what are you wearing as you’re reading this?



Whatever it is, we disapprove.
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47 comments:

  1. LẌ11:00 PM, April 26, 2009

    1st!

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  2. Ponita in Real Life11:02 PM, April 26, 2009

    2nd!

    Oh Hai XL!

    You didn't say what you are wearing....

    I have on flannel pants and a long sleeved tee and a hoodie, with sheepskin slippers on my tootsies.

    Nothing horribly exciting...

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  3. LẌ11:04 PM, April 26, 2009

    Elf milk-soaked puffy shirt.

    Oh Hai Ponita!

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  4. Romeo Morningwood11:04 PM, April 26, 2009

    Nothing but a BIG smile.

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  5. Ponita in Real Life11:35 PM, April 26, 2009

    @DCMCMLVII: ooOoo! Can we see photographic evidence??? ;-)

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  6. Jenny11:42 PM, April 26, 2009

    boxing shirt, sweats.

    It's Sunday, AKA;

    dirt ball Sunday.

    even the dogs don't want to get near me.

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  7. The Mistress12:32 AM, April 27, 2009

    BITCHES: Does no one appreciate style and the art of dressing anymore?

    *looks on haughtily, flounces peignoir, clicks marabou slippers together and exits to boudoir, using Donn’s white bright smile to light her way*

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  8. CyberPete1:35 AM, April 27, 2009

    Mink fur coat, Chanel no 5 and my champagne coloured diamanté silk stilettos from Givenchy.

    What are you wearing bitch?

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  9. BEAST1:39 AM, April 27, 2009

    Its 6 ocklock in the friggin morning so I am wearin boxers and a bathrobe......what was you expecting , I expect your wearing your usual pink brushed nylon babydoll nightie

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  10. Carnalis1:48 AM, April 27, 2009

    a little spritz of my famous scent is all that i have on

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  11. eroswings1:52 AM, April 27, 2009

    Comfortable underpants about to be tossed aside for a shower.

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  12. Ms Scarlet3:35 AM, April 27, 2009

    A cream negligee and fluffy mules...
    Sx

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  13. Betty5:36 AM, April 27, 2009

    Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci.

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  14. Vicus Scurra5:39 AM, April 27, 2009

    You disapprove? I found them all in your underwear drawer.

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  15. Tickersoid6:51 AM, April 27, 2009

    Tool belt and cargo pants. I'm either about to rebuild my house or visit a gay bar.

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  16. Anonymous8:04 AM, April 27, 2009

    A rug. These people in the pic are really creepy. One can grab their arrogance with hands.

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  17. Mark Sanderson8:07 AM, April 27, 2009

    What I am wearing? I'll just ask what her name is.....

    Only joking.

    Jeans and T-Shirt.

    Do I win a prize for being boring?

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  18. Leah9:30 AM, April 27, 2009

    Mother-dropping-daughter-at-uber-fancy-private-school outfit. I'm there on sufferance (read: scholarship) so I feel I must get a bit dudded up to make an appearance before skulking away to my underworld businesses...

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  19. The Mistress10:07 AM, April 27, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Mink fur coat, Chanel no 5 and my champagne coloured diamanté silk stilettos from Givenchy.

    You’re all fur coat and no knickers.

    What are you wearing bitch?

    Did you not read my first comment?



    BEAST: Its 6 ocklock in the friggin morning so I am wearin boxers and a bathrobe......what was you expecting , I expect your wearing your usual pink brushed nylon babydoll nightie

    You are turning into Tony Soprano.



    CARNALIS: a little spritz of my famous scent is all that i have on

    The ‘Pussy’ scent we featured yesterday?



    EROS: Comfortable underpants about to be tossed aside for a shower.

    *cues David Rose and His Orchestra performing The Stripper*

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  20. The Mistress10:08 AM, April 27, 2009

    SCARLET: A cream negligee and fluffy mules...

    Much like my peignoir and marabou slippers.

    We could take this act on the road!



    BETTY: Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci.

    The Holy Trinity?



    VICUS: You disapprove? I found them all in your underwear drawer.

    I’ve told you before how I feel about you stretching the elastic waistbands.



    TICKERS: Tool belt and cargo pants. I'm either about to rebuild my house or visit a gay bar.

    Knowing you, you’ll find time for both AND a karaoke session!

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  21. The Mistress10:08 AM, April 27, 2009

    MAGO: A rug. These people in the pic are really creepy. One can grab their arrogance with hands.

    And by ‘rug’ do you mean a toupee?

    Or a merkin?

    Those people are Vogue Magazine’s Anna Wintour and Andre Leon Talley and you can cut their smugness with a knife.



    EMERSON: What I am wearing? I'll just ask what her name is.....
    Only joking.
    Jeans and T-Shirt.
    Do I win a prize for being boring?

    Mistress MJ has dozed off and is not available to answer your question.



    LEAH: Mother-dropping-daughter-at-uber-fancy-private-school outfit. I'm there on sufferance (read: scholarship) so I feel I must get a bit dudded up to make an appearance before skulking away to my underworld businesses...

    Underworld business?

    Are you a waste management consultant in New Jersey?

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  22. CyberPete11:05 AM, April 27, 2009

    You'd better believe it darling.

    The hag in the photo is Anna Wintour right?

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  23. MommyHeadache11:13 AM, April 27, 2009

    pleeze don't judge me:
    orange baseball cap
    gym outfit of
    tit flattening sports bra
    yoga pants blue and turquoise and
    turquoise tight tee shirt and
    horrid greyish sports socks and
    cheap trainers

    hangs head in shame

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  24. The Mistress11:24 AM, April 27, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: The hag in the photo is Anna Wintour right?

    See my previous comment to Mago regarding her identity.

    Do you not read anything I write or should I be concerned about your eyesight?



    EMMA: pleeze don't judge me:
    orange baseball cap
    gym outfit of
    tit flattening sports bra
    yoga pants blue and turquoise and
    turquoise tight tee shirt and
    horrid greyish sports socks and
    cheap trainers
    hangs head in shame

    I don’t know you.



    MAGO: I mean a "Decke", something like this:
    http://kuscheldecke.net/detail/B0017KSJ5U/
    Just older, worn and 100 % unnatural. By Zoeppritz. (http://www.zoeppritz.com)

    I had so hoped it was a merkin.

    Moving along now…

    I thought of this persons as actors, as kinda persiflage, like "the matrix of bullshit" or something. But you say these are actual and real human beings? World of wonders ...

    Frightening but true.

    Real life vampires.

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  25. KAZ11:27 AM, April 27, 2009

    I am wearing a longish top which flares at the hips with black Docs and black leggings.
    Thank God that leggings have come back.
    Just don't mention the words mutton and lamb in the same sentence.

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  26. CyberPete11:28 AM, April 27, 2009

    I knew it!

    They look thrilled about what they are seeing. Tee-hee!

    I wonder if someone tried to bring back polka dots.

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  27. The Mistress11:38 AM, April 27, 2009

    KAZ: I am wearing a longish top which flares at the hips with black Docs and black leggings.
    Thank God that leggings have come back.
    Just don't mention the words mutton and lamb in the same sentence.

    I’m picking up a Henry VIII vibe here…tunic and tights.

    We must do our best not to become Liz McDonald.



    CYBERPOOF: I knew it!
    They look thrilled about what they are seeing. Tee-hee!
    I wonder if someone tried to bring back polka dots.

    If you’re a big girl, polka dots will make you look more like Little Lotta (on the right) than Little Dot (left).

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  28. Inexplicable DeVice12:22 PM, April 27, 2009

    I'm wearing rust coloured Levi 512 skinny cords with a pink-striped white shirt and my reading glasses.

    However, I'm just about to finish work, and therefore, will change into my Eighties shoulder-padded, diamante-encrusted frock and Krystal Carrington flicked wig for the broom ride home.

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  29. ayeM8y1:08 PM, April 27, 2009

    Of course you know that I’m wearing a jock strap!

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  30. The Mistress1:25 PM, April 27, 2009

    IVD: I'm wearing rust coloured Levi 512 skinny cords with a pink-striped white shirt and my reading glasses.
    However, I'm just about to finish work, and therefore, will change into my Eighties shoulder-padded, diamante-encrusted frock and Krystal Carrington flicked wig for the broom ride home.

    Reading glasses? Oh my, you ARE getting on.

    Glad to see you’ve finally ditched the hoodie.

    I hope your broom collides with CyberPoof dressed as Alexis on the way home and a catfight ensues.




    AYEM8Y: Of course you know that I’m wearing a jock strap!

    I’m flossing my teeth with it as we speak!

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  31. Old Knudsen1:42 PM, April 27, 2009

    Oh Donn why does he do this to me?

    I'm wearing Sky blue body paint with specks of blood on it and me cap that has protective plastic over it. Yep Monday already.

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  32. Anonymous1:50 PM, April 27, 2009

    String vest and sweat. Oh and a grin, but since it's getting cold in here now the grin is fading.

    It'll be a frown soon if I can't remember where I put that mallet...

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  33. Anonymous1:50 PM, April 27, 2009

    You'd really disapprove of my T-shirt and sweat pants, but that's not what I'm wearing...hey, what am I wearing? How did I get into this monkey suit?

    BTW, I left an award for you on my blog. It's very prestigious and only "special" people are even eligible so consider yourself lucky.

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  34. CyberPete1:53 PM, April 27, 2009

    I think I'd better put on knickers if I am scheduled to participate in a catfight with IDV.

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  35. The Mistress2:06 PM, April 27, 2009

    KNUDSEN: Oh Donn why does he do this to me?

    I’d get a firmer grip on Donn if I were you.

    He’s like a flame to a moth and there are a lot of hungry caterpillars reading this blog.



    I'm wearing Sky blue body paint with specks of blood on it and me cap that has protective plastic over it. Yep Monday already.

    This would be a first as far as you wearing protection.




    FAMULUS: String vest and sweat. Oh and a grin, but since it's getting cold in here now the grin is fading.
    It'll be a frown soon if I can't remember where I put that mallet...

    I’m not sure if you’re building something or destroying something but that grin shows you’re happy in your work.





    RANDOM: You'd really disapprove of my T-shirt and sweat pants, but that's not what I'm wearing...hey, what am I wearing? How did I get into this monkey suit?

    You’ve got balls.

    I’ll say THAT much for you.




    BTW, I left an award for you on my blog. It's very prestigious and only "special" people are even eligible so consider yourself lucky.

    I have “special” needs if that’s what it’s about.

    I’ll be over soon!




    CYBERPOOF: I think I'd better put on knickers if I am scheduled to participate in a catfight with IDV.

    No one wants to see your bare bottom as IVD flattens you, arse end up.

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  36. Anonymous2:48 PM, April 27, 2009

    ugh! I disapprove, also! I'm dressed as a hot mess!

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  37. The Mistress3:23 PM, April 27, 2009

    KEVIN: ugh! I disapprove, also! I'm dressed as a hot mess!

    I think you’ve got a bit of Mean Dirty Pirate’s jockstrap stuck in your teeth.

    Is that what you’re trying to remove with your tongue?

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  38. Manuel6:31 PM, April 27, 2009

    just home....stinky work uniform with todays specials smeared on one arm and tonights desserts on the other....charming I'm sure

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  39. The Mistress6:46 PM, April 27, 2009

    MANUEL: just home....stinky work uniform with todays specials smeared on one arm and tonights desserts on the other....charming I'm sure

    Bacon drippings again?

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  40. savannah8:14 PM, April 27, 2009

    a hangover.


    xoxo

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  41. Peevish McSnark10:33 PM, April 27, 2009

    cotton shortie pajamas.

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  42. The Mistress12:37 AM, April 28, 2009

    SAVANNAH: A hangover?

    Welcome to my world.


    PEEVISH: Cotton shortie pajamas?

    We were about to approve until we noticed the fluffy bunny slippers you're trying to hide under your desk.

    Nice try!

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  43. kylie9:13 AM, April 28, 2009

    i'm wearing an unbuttoned green flannelette shirt with cream singlet, blue long johns , black socks with holes and brown crocs

    i win

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  44. The Mistress11:05 AM, April 28, 2009

    KYLIE: Crocs win hands down.

    You are not allowed back onto my blog until you've disposed of them forever.

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  45. Leah11:32 AM, April 28, 2009

    Kylie's here! Yay!

    But omigosh the crocs...

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  46. The Mistress11:36 AM, April 28, 2009

    LEAH: You need to take Kylie aside and show her how I feel about Crocs!

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  47. The Mistress11:38 AM, April 28, 2009

    KYLIE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I thought you were a different Kylie who comes here once in a blue moon.

    Now take those Crocs off!

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