Wondering who is our mystery teen?
All the way from Frigadoon by way of Killamory, it’s OLD KNUDSEN!
Old Knudsen today
Young Old Knudsen
Trying to catch crabs off the shores of Frigadoon
Correct answers were submitted by Donn, Mago, and Carnalis.
But there can only be one prizewinner.
Mistress MJ wrote each hopeful’s name on a slip of paper and stuffed the slips beneath her petticoat.
Mago volunteered to draw the names from beneath Mistress MJ’s petticoat but was refused, mainly because his name was on one of the slips as a potential winner and that would have presented a conflict of interest.
Instead, Denmark’s biggest poofter, CyberPete, volunteered (oddly enough) to reach beneath Mistress MJ’s petticoat to make the draw.
And the winner is… drum roll …
Congratulations, Donn! You are the lucky winner of the ‘What’s Your Poo Telling You?’ book.
A word to Donn…isn’t it enough that you’re the Winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts? Do you really have to lord your luck over the rest of these miserable sods?
We’ve noticed a pattern here, Donn. Things have really been going tickety-boo for you this year, haven’t they? First you go on hols to Mexico (we’ll overlook the bit about being detained in a Mexican jail), then you win The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts and now you go home with the Poo Book!
Do you have a horseshoe up your arse, Donn?
Or could it be that Old Knudsen (who, coincidentally, named his willy “Donny”) slipped you the … correct answer?
Perhaps we’ll never know.
And now over to you, Manuel.
Time after time you’ve incorrectly guessed “Old Knudsen” to each Teen Angst Competition we’ve held.
And this time, what did you have to say for yourself? Shall I quote you?...
I was gonna say Knudsen but cant be bothered.......it'll never be Knudsen.......sake
Dammit, dammit, dammit Manuel! You finally had your chance and you blew it!
Which part of the waiter’s brain was not engaged at the time of your comment?...
My heart bleeds for you, Manuel. Really, it does. You coulda had the Poo Book!
Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.
We hope the suspense, the drama, and the tears have made it worth playing.