All the way from Frigadoon by way of Killamory, it’s OLD KNUDSEN!
Old Knudsen today
Young Old Knudsen
Jailbait
Trying to catch crabs off the shores of Frigadoon
Correct answers were submitted by Donn, Mago, and Carnalis.
But there can only be one prizewinner.
Mistress MJ wrote each hopeful’s name on a slip of paper and stuffed the slips beneath her petticoat.
Mago volunteered to draw the names from beneath Mistress MJ’s petticoat but was refused, mainly because his name was on one of the slips as a potential winner and that would have presented a conflict of interest.
Instead, Denmark’s biggest poofter, CyberPete, volunteered (oddly enough) to reach beneath Mistress MJ’s petticoat to make the draw.
And the winner is… drum roll …
DONN!
Que bonita!
Congratulations, Donn! You are the lucky winner of the ‘What’s Your Poo Telling You?’ book.
A word to Donn…isn’t it enough that you’re the Winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts? Do you really have to lord your luck over the rest of these miserable sods?
We’ve noticed a pattern here, Donn. Things have really been going tickety-boo for you this year, haven’t they? First you go on hols to Mexico (we’ll overlook the bit about being detained in a Mexican jail), then you win The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts and now you go home with the Poo Book!
Do you have a horseshoe up your arse, Donn?
Or could it be that Old Knudsen (who, coincidentally, named his willy “Donny”) slipped you the … correct answer?
Perhaps we’ll never know.
And now over to you, Manuel.
Time after time you’ve incorrectly guessed “Old Knudsen” to each Teen Angst Competition we’ve held.
And this time, what did you have to say for yourself? Shall I quote you?...
I was gonna say Knudsen but cant be bothered.......it'll never be Knudsen.......sake
Dammit, dammit, dammit Manuel! You finally had your chance and you blew it!
Which part of the waiter’s brain was not engaged at the time of your comment?...
My heart bleeds for you, Manuel. Really, it does. You coulda had the Poo Book!
Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.
We hope the suspense, the drama, and the tears have made it worth playing.
Yeouch! First again!
ReplyDeleteOh my God it's Old Knudsen!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe looks strangely familiar...
Oh gawd... Donn gets a book that tells him all kinds of stuff about his poo? He'll never be the same after reading that book... who the hell knows what ailments he will envision in his poo as he gazes into the toilet each morning???
ReplyDeleteDoes the poo book have a section devoted to Ma Beasties chickpea curry ?
ReplyDeleteShit staring for beginners?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to all and everyone! Especially the brave Dane! My heartfelt sympathy for Manuel!
Manuel should have stuck to the system...
ReplyDeleteSx
There should be aspecial prize for Manuel.
ReplyDeleteYOUNG Knudsen looks adorable, too bad he's old and wrinkly now.
Maybe Donn promised me something to fix the compos?
For fuck sake I was sure it was Donn! It was me? ah crap I've had a hard life.
ReplyDeleteIf I took a pic of the back of me head maybe Manuel would have got it.
ReplyDeleteno no no no no no no......aaaarrrggghhhh! this week sucks balls......
ReplyDeleteoh and typical prod.....red whit and blue wrist band.....pfft
ReplyDeleteGreat! Now I'm in love with the young old knudsen-like I didn't have enough problems.
ReplyDeleteWhst does your poo tell you?
ReplyDeleteI didn't guess Knudsen since I didn't think they had color photography back then.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Ponita!
What can I say this IS my year...
ReplyDeletewadda ya gunna do?
Unfortunately this will certainly add fuel to the fiery rumors of our blossoming bromance but I say let the great unwashed natter.
Now to the matter at hand, although I am deeply appreciative of winning such an informative book, my germophobic tendencies will prolly restrain me from even touching the cover of a book titled
What's Your Poo Telling You
Eeeeew!
btw I am wondering if you will be tempting the fates by publishing a Filthy Friday on GOOD FRIDAY?
If so, you had better ensure that it has an "uplifting" message about ressurection.
Just sayin' is all....
LEAH: Oh my God it's Old Knudsen!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe looks strangely familiar...
You’ve had him, haven’t you?
PONITA: Oh gawd... Donn gets a book that tells him all kinds of stuff about his poo? He'll never be the same after reading that book... who the hell knows what ailments he will envision in his poo as he gazes into the toilet each morning???
Perhaps DONN would also benefit from the Poo Log; a journal for recording and studying the wondrous uniqueness of each bowel movement.
BEAST: Does the poo book have a section devoted to Ma Beasties chickpea curry ?
The book itself is dedicated to Ma Beastie.
That alone speaks volumes.
MAGO: Shit staring for beginners?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to all and everyone! Especially the brave Dane! My heartfelt sympathy for Manuel!
It’s good to see you’re not a sore loser.
We know how it must hurt not to win that book yourself.
SCARLET: Manuel should have stuck to the system...
It’s akin to playing the same lottery numbers for years and then forgetting to buy your ticket when those numbers finally come up.
CYBERPOOF: There should be a special prize for Manuel.
Why don’t you give him a big hug?
YOUNG Knudsen looks adorable, too bad he's old and wrinkly now.
If your back is to him with you arse in the air, what do you care?
Maybe Donn promised me something to fix the compos?
Please elaborate. Don’t tell me you’re having a bromance with Donn too?
KNUDSEN: If I took a pic of the back of me head maybe Manuel would have got it.
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
MANUEL: no no no no no no no......aaaarrrggghhhh! this week sucks balls......
Canadians really have it in for you this week, don’t they?
UBERMOUTH: Great! Now I'm in love with the young old knudsen-like I didn't have enough problems.
Why don’t you hop on board Old Knudsen’s time travel machine?
EMERSON: Whst does your poo tell you?
ReplyDeleteIt’s telling me to consult the Bristol Stool Scale.
XL: I didn't guess Knudsen since I didn't think they had color photography back then.
It could have been hand-tinted later, you know.
DONN: Now to the matter at hand, although I am deeply appreciative of winning such an informative book, my germophobic tendencies will prolly restrain me from even touching the cover of a book titled
What's Your Poo Telling You
Eeeeew!
From one germophobe to another, Mistress MJ assures you that the book was purchased new, not second-hand.
And rather than ask the Houseboys to wrap it up and mail it, Mistress MJ will do the honours herself…whilst dressed in a hazmat suit and wearing surgical gloves.
By the way, this “bromance” of yours gives me cause for concern.
Will Old Knudsen be handing over his cap to you?
Anonymous Boxer and I have been fighting over it for years.
XL is right - if Old Knudsen is as old as the top pic suggests - his teen pics should be in black and white.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think I haven't sent you mine?
KAZ: XL is right - if Old Knudsen is as old as the top pic suggests - his teen pics should be in black and white.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think I haven't sent you mine?
He also has a very youthful looking arse.
It’s all the preservatives.
Knudles had teeth into his teen years, huh? Kind of a surprise. That he was queer already isn't.
ReplyDeletebromance? yes the army did put that into our tea to suppress our urges.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone read my 'about me?' I'm sure I mentioned Time lord with his own teeth thing is that queer? well it maybe a bit odd.
Mr Troll you make the bum lords on this blog look queer, back to yer horse love and reality shows.
Hold on my former time line self is at the door, this gets confusing.
There has been colour photos since WWI yes I did sell a few cameras for ciggies.
I am very disturbed by this.
ReplyDeleteI care because look at the other old men in your blog. I'm not sure you can feel if it's in or not.
ReplyDeleteManuel, come here... No, really I think he should get a poo book too. He did also save your blog with his arse. Or have you forgotten that?
TROLL: Knudles had teeth into his teen years, huh? Kind of a surprise. That he was queer already isn't
ReplyDeleteHe keeps his teeth in a glass on his bedside table now (along with a photo of me) but they still have bite.
KNUDSEN: There has been colour photos since WWI yes I did sell a few cameras for ciggies.
Did you sell cameras for silk stockings too?
GEOFF: I am very disturbed by this.
But are you as disturbed by this as you are by Alex James?
CYBERPOOF: Manuel, come here... No, really I think he should get a poo book too. He did also save your blog with his arse. Or have you forgotten that?
You’re absolutely right.
I’ve never properly thanked Manuel for the day he saved Infomaniac.
Manuel deserves a poo book too.
MANUEL: You deserve a poo book of your own for saving Infomaniac.
Please forward your mailing address.
THANK YOU! Tee-hee!
ReplyDeleteA heart of Gold!
ReplyDeleteso near .. and i didn't even need a cap clue
ReplyDeleteKnudsen the briny young sea dog eh? Perhaps this explains his obsession with Seaman Staines and sucking a Fisherman's Friend in later life.
ReplyDeleteI say we make him walk the plank.
I thought we all love sucking on a fishermans friend, Garfer?
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: THANK YOU! Tee-hee!
ReplyDeleteNo no. Thank YOU.
MAGO: A heart of Gold!
There’s the silver lining to this story.
CARNALIS: so near .. and i didn't even need a cap clue
One of these days, eh?
GARFY: Knudsen the briny young sea dog eh? Perhaps this explains his obsession with Seaman Staines and sucking a Fisherman's Friend in later life.
I say we make him walk the plank.
See comment from CyberPoof.
whoop whoop!
ReplyDeleteMANUEL: whoop whoop!
ReplyDeleteTee hee.
In gratitude for your invaluable contribution to Infomaniac, a Poo Book is on its way to you.