Monday, April 20, 2009

Blogging Addiction

Hello, my name is Mistress MJ and I am a blogaholic.

The cameras are rolling once again on Rehab Reality TV …



Mistress MJ, unable to quit blogging cold turkey, (albeit temporarily) has been forced into electroshock therapy.

What will be the outcome?

Will she spend her valuable time continuing to read other bitches’ blogs and leaving inane comments?

Or worse, will she blog AGAIN?

42 comments:

  1. And I hate to tell you, because you once told me, that once you've announced that you're taking a blogging break, the blogging siren song will become ever more compelling, luring you to ultimately crash against the jagged rocks of its bitter end...

    I think you need more than electroshock, you need the rubber-covered Neely O'Hara calming bath and then a Jennifer North sleep cure...

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  2. LEAH: The nurses tried the Neely O'Hara calming bath on me today but cleverly I cut through the canvas with my toe and escaped.

    No, NOT THE JENNIFER NORTH SLEEP CURE!

    p.s. Take the blogaholic quiz highlighted in the first sentence and get back to us on your score.

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  3. Should we get Old Knudsen to come and sit on you while Donn models your underwear in front of your parents?

    Or would that just encourage you?

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  4. Donn in MJ's gunties.............

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  5. That quiz says I'm a casual (44).
    Rubbish - I'm an addict and I don't want to be cured.
    It asked the wrong questions.

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  6. You make "leaving inane comments" sound like a Bad thing...........?

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  7. it is not the *worst* addiction

    don't goooooooooo

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  8. i got 58 out of 100, and am told i iz best sort of blogger, 'cos i still have a life .. (if only i could find it)

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  9. mind you.. if there was a test for twittering, i would probably get a serious saddo rating.

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  10. Took it, got a 52--I too am the "best sort." While I have a social life in real time, I do think it is alarming that I occasionally dream of blogging...

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  11. Oh my... I am almost less than casual - I scored 32!

    I guess I do have a real life... and know where it is! ;-)

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  12. 32! Pathetic!

    I scored 52% in the blogger test.

    MJ: You mustn't be ashamed about being a blog whore.

    I'm not ashamed of stalking this girl who used to live near me. She's moved away now.

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  13. LULU: Should we get Old Knudsen to come and sit on you while Donn models your underwear in front of your parents?
    Or would that just encourage you?


    Look what you’ve done to Old Knudsen.

    He typed that with one hand, you know.


    KNUDSEN: Donn in MJ's gunties.............

    The stuff your dreams are made of.


    KAZ: That quiz says I'm a casual (44).
    Rubbish - I'm an addict and I don't want to be cured.
    It asked the wrong questions.


    But at least you take a few days between posts.

    What are the right questions?

    Come here often?


    MAGO: 50 from 100, a casual.

    But you have a bumper sticker that says, “I’d Rather Be Blogging.”

    And you don’t even own a car.

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  14. Neener neener neen-ner!I got a 74% on the Jar Jar Binks test!

    Meesa is dedicated weblogger.
    I can has post frequently because meesa enjoy weblogging lots, yet meesa still manage to has social life.
    Meesa is best kind of weblogger. Go Meesa!

    Now, where are those panties?

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  15. TONY: You make "leaving inane comments" sound like a Bad thing...........?

    Did I say inane?

    I meant insane.

    You should join me in the nuthouse for some of the doozies you’ve left on mine.


    CARNALIS: Is there a rating system for blogger who leaves the most comments in one post?


    LEAH: I do think it is alarming that I occasionally dream of blogging...

    I dreamed about DONN last week.

    Although he wasn’t wearing my gunties.

    More’s the pity.


    PONITA: I guess I do have a real life...

    Of course you do.

    Just because it involves putting GIANT UNDERPANTS on a horse doesn’t make it any less of one.

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  16. EMERSON: You mustn't be ashamed about being a blog whore.

    You mean I don’t have to wear a scarlet “B”?


    DONN: I got a 74% on the Jar Jar Binks test!

    You scored higher than Mistress MJ!!!

    Get into those panties NOW!

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  17. I DON'T like the way that nurse is fluffing your pillow! Amateur!

    [considers signing up for electroshock therapy]

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  18. the way I feel about it is that its the least harmless addiction out there and doesn't cost anything apart from an internet connection so go with it. As long as it has not spilt over into email romances where you send pics of your labia to knudson etc then where's the harm in publishing perverted humor like this blog?

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  19. XL: I DON'T like the way that nurse is fluffing your pillow! Amateur!
    [considers signing up for electroshock therapy]


    Everyone raves about the Canadian health care system but now that you’ve seen it for yourself, it’s a horror story.


    EMMA: the way I feel about it is that its the least harmless addiction out there and doesn't cost anything apart from an internet connection so go with it. As long as it has not spilt over into email romances where you send pics of your labia to knudson etc then where's the harm in publishing perverted humor like this blog?

    Men send photos of their bare arses to Mistress MJ.

    Where’s the harm in that?

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  20. These photos of bare arses give a fine meaning to the phrase "to make an arse out of oneself". It's a rite de passage I guess: Before the elevation can take place, a good self humiliation must be done.
    Elektroshocks? Like with frogs and toads when one makes their legs jump?

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  21. OMG! I got 60! Am I addicted? NO. Not me. I can stop any time if I wanted to...I just don't want to.

    I would die if you stopped blogging. Does that help you? LOL!!

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  22. MAGO: What would it be like to have electrodes attached to your man bits?


    RANDOM: 60? Pfffftttt.

    I got 66 and Donn got 74.

    We're mainlining it.

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  23. 36%. Will I loose my pillow fluffing job?


    Oh Hai Ponita!

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  24. You've won a Noblesse Oblige award over at my pad MJ! The award will be shaped like a Dolphin and have all the bells and whistles and can be shoved anywhere you like.

    pass on the Noblesse Oblige!

    xx

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  25. Surely someone should turn this into the Obliging Banana award?
    Vx

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  26. She got an "olive negligee"?

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  27. vermillion cream....may I humbly and gently ask why you are closed and whether we can hope for a reopening?

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  28. 60% wooooohooooo
    Embrace your addiction my sweet , the blogoshpere needs you :-)

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  29. XL: 36%. Will I loose my pillow fluffing job?

    You’ll just have to fluff that much harder.


    EMMA: You've won a Noblesse Oblige award over at my pad MJ!

    Mistress MJ is thrilled that she should receive the coveted Noblesse Oblige Award for the SECOND time… first time was over at Miss Scarlet’s.

    However, as she told Miss Scarlet, she is unable to accept awards whilst in rehab.

    Domage.



    MISS CREAM: Surely someone should turn this into the Obliging Banana award?

    Anything banana-related is Beast’s field, isn’t it?



    MAGO: She got an "olive negligee"?

    Eh?



    BEAST: 60% wooooohooooo
    Embrace your addiction my sweet , the blogoshpere needs you :-)


    That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me, Beast.

    Do you have a fever?

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  31. Oops..
    Apologies EmmaK, hopefully Scarlet Blue will re-open next week. I am her stand-in and relief manager.
    Vx

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  32. 50%

    MJ - I think you just need a good spanking.

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  33. MISS CREAM: See that Miss Scarlet hurries back.

    Beast is running amok.


    HEFF: You're not too big to take over my knee, you know.

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  34. I'm changing the bed clothes and fluffing the hair on my arse......don't have me to take another piccy......

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  35. 62 points is in the 51 through 80 precent
    You are a dedicated weblogger. You post frequently because you enjoy weblogging a lot, yet you still manage to have a social life. You're the best kind of weblogger. Way to go!

    yeah for me, sugar!xoxoxo

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  36. MANUEL: I'm changing the bed clothes and fluffing the hair on my arse......don't have me to take another piccy......

    Right. Just for you then I’ll blog for a wee while more so you don’t have to prostitute yourself any further.

    Oh, and I posted your Poo Book this aft.


    SAVANNAH: 62 points is in the 51 through 80 precent
    You are a dedicated weblogger. You post frequently because you enjoy weblogging a lot, yet you still manage to have a social life. You're the best kind of weblogger. Way to go!


    Okay, so far it’s DONN who’s the biggest blogaholic, followed by Mistress MJ and then you.

    And yet we still find time to have a social life and go to the theatah, darling.

    Bra-VOH!

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  37. whoop whoop....!! for so many reasons...

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  38. MANUEL: whoop whoop....!! for so many reasons...

    It would be cruel to ask any more of my blog hero.

    You’re a star.

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  39. 34 points is in the 21 through 50 precent

    You are a casual weblogger. You only blog when you have nothing better to do, which is not very often. There's nothing wrong with that. But if you'd post a little more often, you'd make your readers very happy.
    That's me!

    That picture looks more like a hair removal operation. Are you sure you're not confusing electrolysis with electroshock therapy? I'm sure the resulting pain is just the same.

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  40. EROS: But unlike Mistress MJ, you have a lot more to say.

    It's easy to throw up (not literally) a filthy photo and a few lines of text as I do but you really have something to say.

    Don't mention the hair removal. Mistress MJ doesn't want everyone knowing about her wighat.

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