Infomaniac takes great pleasure in introducing you to Mean Dirty Pirate … or should I say introducing you to Mean Dirty Pirate’s arse!...
Isn’t it delightful?
Who is the man behind the behind, you ask?
Mean Dirty Pirate has been surreptitously visiting us for some time now, all the way from Pensacola, Florida.
He’s finally decided to cast off his cloak of invisibility and become an Official Infomaniac Bitch and to join our gallery of Alluring Arses.
Please put your hands together to welcome Mean Dirty Pirate!
Mean Dirty Pirate (aka ayem8y)
Yay First!
ReplyDeleteIs he wearing a p.h. (penis holder)?
I'll be right there!
ReplyDeleteAhoy there MDP!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Infomaniac. Beware there be many pirates after booty that frequent this blog!
Wow... I mean... just ... wow... there is nothing saggy or spotty or wrinkled...
ReplyDeleteWhat a refreshing change! Welcome, MDP. You can bare your buttocks here anytime you want... Well, as long as MJ will let you.
more, please!
ReplyDeleteI see he wears his knickers when he sunbathes.
ReplyDeleteFucking lightweight.
A real man would do it nekkid.
Mean Dirty Pirate wins the award for the most Alluring Arse! Wow!
ReplyDeleteFair play to the fella, he's got a smooth arse.
ReplyDeleteMine's looks like I've got an Alsation trying to escape from it.
Is he wearing my Jock strap?
Gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteHarumph
ReplyDeleteThats not nearly Filthy enough for a Filthy Friday
I feel cheated
and Piggy and Tazzy said...
I see he wears his knickers when he sunbathes.
Fucking lightweight.
A real man would do it nekkid.Hmmmm we all remember Piggy's glow in the dark flourescent white ass....draw your own conclusions from that :-)
hello MDP! xo
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Is he wearing a p.h. (penis holder)?
ReplyDeletePerhaps Mean Dirty Pirate will drop in later today to describe his outfit for us.
In the meantime, if he needs a “penis holder,” Mistress MJ would be happen to assist him.
THOMBEAU: I'll be right there!
Get in line and take a number, bitch!
EROS: Ahoy there MDP!
Welcome to Infomaniac. Beware there be many pirates after booty that frequent this blog!
Plundering booty…
A pastime here on Infomaniac.
PONITA: Wow... I mean... just ... wow... there is nothing saggy or spotty or wrinkled...
What a refreshing change! Welcome, MDP. You can bare your buttocks here anytime you want... Well, as long as MJ will let you.
We hope to make Mean Dirty Pirate’s arse a regular installment on Infomaniac.
It should take the pressure of Manuel’s arse for awhile.
CARNALIS: more, please!
See our response to Ponita.
PIGGY: I see he wears his knickers when he sunbathes.
ReplyDeleteFucking lightweight.
A real man would do it nekkid.
Beast has reminded us that we should have another look at your pasty arse to put things into perspective.
MR. PEACOCK: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Mean Dirty Pirate wins the award for the most Alluring Arse! Wow!
We here at Infomaniac have rather loose sartorial standards.
Business attire is not de rigeur.
EMERSON: Fair play to the fella, he's got a smooth arse.
Unlike Manuel’s arse which we are not allowed to link to for at least a fortnight due to over-exposure.
Mine's looks like I've got an Alsation trying to escape from it.
I’m sure it does!
Is he wearing my Jock strap?
Has he been rummaging around in your knickers drawer?
LEAH: Gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteIsn’t it?
BEAST: Thats not nearly Filthy enough for a Filthy Friday
I feel cheated
The original photo he sent me was TOO filthy even for Filthy Friday!
We do have to maintain some sense of dignity around here, you know.
Hmmmm we all remember Piggy's glow in the dark flourescent white ass....draw your own conclusions from that :-)
Good point, Beast.
Let’s have another look at Piggy’s glow-in-the-dark fluorescent white ass, shall we?
SAVANNAH: hello MDP! xo
Nice of you to include the kiss.
He appears to be puckering up for you.
Ahoy and greetings Infomaniacs! As you have all probably surmised I am a professional Ass Model. Preservation is the key, great care and painstaking measures have been implemented to achieve the current amplitude. Mago queried, Penis Holder? The answer is no when in fact it is a Butt Bra with straps to lift, support and separate. Piggy and Tazzy I do sunbathe nekkid the resulting tan lines are from being forced to wear a swimsuit after being arrested one too many times by the beach police.
ReplyDeleteThanks to all for your kind words and thanks in advance to those I’m sure who probably have less than kind words.
Enjoy the view,
Mean Dirty Pirate
Ayem8y: Welcome to Infomaniac, Mean Dirty Pirate!
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ is thrilled to present your spectacular ass to our discerning readers (Piggy excepted, who is just jealous) who appreciate your ASSets.
*surprised no one has mentioned the ‘knob’ in the photo yet…obviously my bitches are slipping*
Anyway, as you are a professional ass model, we kindly request to see more photos of your astounding ass, in all its glory.
In fact, we invite our readers to suggest various poses and places in which they’d like to see your arse photographed.
We can’t thank you enough for your contribution AND for finally taking the pressure off Manuel.
"who complain that Filthy Friday is only about nekkid old man arse" - Yeah, that would be ME, LOL ! I'm not exactly thrilled about nekkid young man arse, either ! C'mon !
ReplyDeleteHEFF: So this scored a zero on the Heff "Woodometer"?
ReplyDeleteA Butt Bra - hmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he really needs one do you?
**dizzy**
ReplyDelete**too perfect***
must sit down.
can someone get me a glass of water? I've seen the Ass of God and I'm feeling slightl faint.
KAZ: A Butt Bra - hmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he really needs one do you?
I think he should burn his bra.
Butt liberation!
Let all the Men of Infomaniac bare their bottoms!
*ahem*
*regains composure*
BOXER: **dizzy**
**too perfect***
must sit down.
can someone get me a glass of water? I've seen the Ass of God and I'm feeling slightl faint.
Is this how you felt when you first set eyes upon Old Knudsen?
From Florida? ha! A deviant for sure. I felt dirty spying on those young men across the road on his blog.
ReplyDeleteA vast behind me hearty a Poo pirate has boarded.
When is Donn,Boxer,Leah or mago going to give it up?
KNUDSEN: When is Donn,Boxer,Leah or mago going to give it up?
ReplyDeleteIt’s men only so that eliminates Boxer and Leah.
If you want female booty, you’ll have to solicit it yourself.
Donn partially gave it up in our alluring arse post but I’m still waiting for him to completely disrobe.
But it would be like looking into the sun, wouldn’t it?
As for Mago… Mago, perhaps you’d like to expand on this?
I just want to pinch and bite it.
ReplyDeleteNice!
You already had your share. Now I must carry my delicate buttocks into the night.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: I just want to pinch and bite it.
ReplyDeleteNice!
Oh here we go.
You’ll be wanting one for Christmas.
MAGO: You already had your share. Now I must carry my delicate buttocks into the night.
*fondles delicate buttocks of Franconia Man*
splendid!
ReplyDeleteTo quote the title of one of my blog's recent posts:
ReplyDeleteYour Face Here.
i have a mancrush on mean dirty pirate and his ass!!!
ReplyDeletemj, i'm glad you're out of rehab. was it betty ford this time???
ReplyDeleteJASON: splendid!
ReplyDeleteGive it a standing ovation!
TJB: Welcome to Infomaniac!
We’ve been expecting you.
To quote the title of one of my blog's recent posts:
Your Face Here.
If I could be “gay for a day” I’d be face-down in it!
LARRY: i have a mancrush on mean dirty pirate and his ass!!!
Slip me a twenty to move to the front of the line.
mj, i'm glad you're out of rehab. was it betty ford this time???
It’s the same rehab facility that housed Amy Winehouse.
Bitch took a rat-tail comb out of her beehive and tried to stab me when I wouldn’t share my banana peels with her.
you make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteLARRY: Mistress MJ will make you cry if you don't send her a photo of your bare ass.
ReplyDeleteAnd FAST!
Mmmmm, delightful! I second Carnalis - more MDP arse!
ReplyDeletePEEVISH: Mmmmm, delightful! I second Carnalis - more MDP arse!
ReplyDeleteAre you listening, Mean Dirty Pirate?
Your public demands more!
The Famularse graciously steps aside...
ReplyDeleteFAMULUS: You get your Famularse back in here this instant!
ReplyDeleteThere is plenty of room on the podium.
By no means, is this arse hairy enough!
ReplyDeleteI demand a refund!
ISTVANSKI: By no means, is this arse hairy enough!
ReplyDeleteI demand a refund!
Can YOU do better?
Mistress MJ is checking both her public files AND her private collection and can’t find a photo of your arse.
Please rectify this situation immediately.
*GASP*
ReplyDeleteayem8y, I'm shocked (and mildly titillated) by the sight of your globes!
KEVIN: Welcome to Infomaniac!
ReplyDelete*GASP*
ayem8y, I'm shocked (and mildly titillated) by the sight of your globes!
I think we’d ALL like to park our bicycle there!
p.s. Just noticed you’re from Toronto … Mistress MJ’s old stompin’ grounds. Yay!
Can you still get a five dollar blowjob in Parkdale?