Monday, April 06, 2009

Sock Garters

Sock garters* for men...




Yay or nay?





*“sock suspenders” in the UK
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38 comments:

  1. Ponita in Real Life10:35 PM, April 05, 2009

    FIRSTIES!!!!

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  2. Ponita in Real Life10:40 PM, April 05, 2009

    I think the penis shrinkers got to the guy in photo #2.... he seems to be lacking something.

    Actually I think the garters have given him varicose veins in his thigh... perhaps that is what happened to the blood that should be in his penis... it is now in the enlarged veins in his leg.

    And I vote... no freakin' way! Those garters are butt ug-LEE!

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  3. Anonymous10:46 PM, April 05, 2009

    ... holy crap ...

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  4. Ponita in Real Life10:48 PM, April 05, 2009

    ... exactly...

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  5. Anonymous10:56 PM, April 05, 2009

    "Feinripp, den hat Opa schon getragen ..." ... noI'moffnow

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  6. eroswings11:25 PM, April 05, 2009

    Never mind the socks and garters! They need pants STAT!

    These two should be sentenced to a Mexican jail for crimes against fashion!

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  7. LẌ11:44 PM, April 05, 2009

    These may be royals as they are members of The Order Of The Garter.


    Oh Hai Ponita!

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  8. Jenny12:35 AM, April 06, 2009

    that man need some fashion help AND a trip to the Doctor.

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  9. CyberPete1:47 AM, April 06, 2009

    In general sock suspenders are not bad - especially if the wearer wears trousers too.

    For these fugly geezers - NO FRICKEN WAY!

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  10. Ms Scarlet3:15 AM, April 06, 2009

    Oh. That's not good. Perhaps he should stick to fishnets.
    Sx

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  11. KAZ4:11 AM, April 06, 2009

    It's Monday - aren't they supposed to keep their knickers on today?

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  12. Mark Sanderson4:35 AM, April 06, 2009

    Call the police!

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  13. Old Knudsen5:14 AM, April 06, 2009

    Sock braces! Why would you want yer socks to fall doon? thats crazy talk!

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  14. The Mistress10:46 AM, April 06, 2009

    BITCHES: *tallies votes*

    I take it that's more 'nays' than 'yays' so far?

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  15. Romeo Morningwood11:05 AM, April 06, 2009

    This rates very high on my why did I look meter.

    Mind you the calfstrap on those sockspenders does come in handy and you want to restrain and subdue your wenis. Especially when you're merrily chinwagging at a formal affair.

    It's 'bad form' to spring a boner whilst oot & aboot in polite society.

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  16. Heff11:34 AM, April 06, 2009

    Garters are only a "plus" ON WOMEN !

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  17. The Mistress11:41 AM, April 06, 2009

    HEY EVERYBODY...DONN IS FREE!!!

    But did the Mexican Immigration officials restrain and subdue your wild wenis with sock garters?

    Remember…it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that SCHWING!


    *looks askance at Heff*

    The question was...

    Sock garters on MEN...Yay or Nay?

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  18. Mark Sanderson12:07 PM, April 06, 2009

    No. Punishable by death.

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  19. MommyHeadache12:57 PM, April 06, 2009

    No. Anyone found wearing them in my kingdom would have their legs chopped off.

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  20. CyberPete2:25 PM, April 06, 2009

    Nice fan in the background of the second photo and the carpet is very fetching.

    *vomits*

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  21. Anonymous3:08 PM, April 06, 2009

    That guy in the second photo looks like the God Father...Sock suspenders: NAY!

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  22. Geoff3:18 PM, April 06, 2009

    Only Eric Morecambe could pull them off.

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  23. Anonymous4:01 PM, April 06, 2009

    I just adore sock suspenders and it's the only way to keep silk socks straight and you know how hard is to keep silk socks straight...

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  24. BEAST4:08 PM, April 06, 2009

    Why oh why did he not have underpants suspenders
    :-(

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  25. Ms Scarlet4:20 PM, April 06, 2009

    Are sock suspenders used to hang sock puppets?
    Sx

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  26. Carnalis5:11 PM, April 06, 2009

    it is possible that wrinkled socks would create a worse impression .. perhaps

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  27. Manuel6:34 PM, April 06, 2009

    I have chubby calves.......I need no suspenders.....

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  28. savannah7:32 PM, April 06, 2009

    sox suspenders are the least of his problems, bless his heart! so, in answer to y'alls query, sugar...uh, NO!

    xoxox
    (cocktails are being served, darlin!)

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  29. The Mistress9:15 PM, April 06, 2009

    BITCHES: Mistress MJ in convinced that you naysayers are, in fact, intrigued by the sight of these sock garters and have rushed out to the shops to purchase them.

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  30. Ponita in Real Life10:43 PM, April 06, 2009

    Oh Hai XL... from way back at the top... (I have to work you know...)

    Sock garters are gross.... I would take saggy socks any day over that look.

    I agree with CP about the carpet... blargh.

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  31. Muscato10:47 PM, April 06, 2009

    Oh. Oh, dear. I'd like to think sock garters could survive these photos, but maybe not. It might, after seeing these, be possible to consider a situation in which they would be attractive, but it seems pretty hopeless.

    So: nay.

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  32. The Mistress10:51 PM, April 06, 2009

    MUSCATO: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    It was seeing your more tasteful sock garters photo that reminded I had these little gems in my photo folders.

    Thank you and cum again.

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  33. Istvanski11:44 AM, April 07, 2009

    I'd wear them if you requested it.

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  34. Romeo Morningwood2:35 PM, April 07, 2009

    Speaking of detachable Vajayjays, your comment "box" refuses to appear which makes it very hard for me to "post" a comment.

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  35. Leah6:01 PM, April 07, 2009

    I know I'm too late to say it, but I love sock garters on men and I'm totally serious. Maybe it's my Grandpa Fetish.

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  36. The Mistress10:03 PM, April 07, 2009

    ISTVANSKI: I'd wear them if you requested it.

    I’d rather that you sent me a photo of your bare arse, where you’ll be immortalized here along with all the other male bitches.


    DONN: Speaking of detachable Vajayjays, your comment "box" refuses to appear which makes it very hard for me to "post" a comment.

    Eh?

    Speak Canadian.

    You've been down Mexico way too long.


    LEAH: I know I'm too late to say it, but I love sock garters on men and I'm totally serious. Maybe it's my Grandpa Fetish.

    aka your jowly men fetish.

    Would that apply to saggy scrotums as well?

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  37. Leah12:21 AM, April 08, 2009

    Yes, that and liver spots in unmentionable areas...

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  38. Ms Smack1:22 AM, April 11, 2009

    hhahahhhahahahahaha

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