Monday, April 06, 2009

Sock Garters

Sock garters* for men...




Yay or nay?





*“sock suspenders” in the UK

38 comments:

  1. I think the penis shrinkers got to the guy in photo #2.... he seems to be lacking something.

    Actually I think the garters have given him varicose veins in his thigh... perhaps that is what happened to the blood that should be in his penis... it is now in the enlarged veins in his leg.

    And I vote... no freakin' way! Those garters are butt ug-LEE!

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  2. "Feinripp, den hat Opa schon getragen ..." ... noI'moffnow

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  3. Never mind the socks and garters! They need pants STAT!

    These two should be sentenced to a Mexican jail for crimes against fashion!

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  4. These may be royals as they are members of The Order Of The Garter.


    Oh Hai Ponita!

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  5. that man need some fashion help AND a trip to the Doctor.

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  6. In general sock suspenders are not bad - especially if the wearer wears trousers too.

    For these fugly geezers - NO FRICKEN WAY!

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  7. Oh. That's not good. Perhaps he should stick to fishnets.
    Sx

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  8. It's Monday - aren't they supposed to keep their knickers on today?

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  9. Sock braces! Why would you want yer socks to fall doon? thats crazy talk!

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  10. BITCHES: *tallies votes*

    I take it that's more 'nays' than 'yays' so far?

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  11. This rates very high on my why did I look meter.

    Mind you the calfstrap on those sockspenders does come in handy and you want to restrain and subdue your wenis. Especially when you're merrily chinwagging at a formal affair.

    It's 'bad form' to spring a boner whilst oot & aboot in polite society.

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  12. Garters are only a "plus" ON WOMEN !

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  13. HEY EVERYBODY...DONN IS FREE!!!

    But did the Mexican Immigration officials restrain and subdue your wild wenis with sock garters?

    Remember…it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that SCHWING!


    *looks askance at Heff*

    The question was...

    Sock garters on MEN...Yay or Nay?

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  14. No. Anyone found wearing them in my kingdom would have their legs chopped off.

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  15. Nice fan in the background of the second photo and the carpet is very fetching.

    *vomits*

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  16. That guy in the second photo looks like the God Father...Sock suspenders: NAY!

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  17. Only Eric Morecambe could pull them off.

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  18. I just adore sock suspenders and it's the only way to keep silk socks straight and you know how hard is to keep silk socks straight...

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  19. Why oh why did he not have underpants suspenders
    :-(

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  20. Are sock suspenders used to hang sock puppets?
    Sx

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  21. it is possible that wrinkled socks would create a worse impression .. perhaps

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  22. I have chubby calves.......I need no suspenders.....

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  23. sox suspenders are the least of his problems, bless his heart! so, in answer to y'alls query, sugar...uh, NO!

    xoxox
    (cocktails are being served, darlin!)

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  24. BITCHES: Mistress MJ in convinced that you naysayers are, in fact, intrigued by the sight of these sock garters and have rushed out to the shops to purchase them.

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  25. Oh Hai XL... from way back at the top... (I have to work you know...)

    Sock garters are gross.... I would take saggy socks any day over that look.

    I agree with CP about the carpet... blargh.

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  26. Oh. Oh, dear. I'd like to think sock garters could survive these photos, but maybe not. It might, after seeing these, be possible to consider a situation in which they would be attractive, but it seems pretty hopeless.

    So: nay.

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  27. MUSCATO: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    It was seeing your more tasteful sock garters photo that reminded I had these little gems in my photo folders.

    Thank you and cum again.

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  28. I'd wear them if you requested it.

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  29. Speaking of detachable Vajayjays, your comment "box" refuses to appear which makes it very hard for me to "post" a comment.

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  30. I know I'm too late to say it, but I love sock garters on men and I'm totally serious. Maybe it's my Grandpa Fetish.

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  31. ISTVANSKI: I'd wear them if you requested it.

    I’d rather that you sent me a photo of your bare arse, where you’ll be immortalized here along with all the other male bitches.


    DONN: Speaking of detachable Vajayjays, your comment "box" refuses to appear which makes it very hard for me to "post" a comment.

    Eh?

    Speak Canadian.

    You've been down Mexico way too long.


    LEAH: I know I'm too late to say it, but I love sock garters on men and I'm totally serious. Maybe it's my Grandpa Fetish.

    aka your jowly men fetish.

    Would that apply to saggy scrotums as well?

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  32. Yes, that and liver spots in unmentionable areas...

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