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BLOW-OUT PARTY!
Date: Sunday and Monday.
This will be the last big party of the season.
Infomaniac has been hit by budget cuts caused by overspending on prizes for you lot, such as Poo Books, Penis Books, and an assortment of colourful cocktail napkins.
Come Sunday or Monday.
Just be sure to come.
You’ll mix. You’ll mingle. And you’ll make friends…
Note: No new post ‘til party time on Sunday.
Are you blowing smoke up my Arse, MJ?
ReplyDeleteSo Bush has become public speaker?
ReplyDeleteThird.
ReplyDeleteWTF, first and second!!!!!!
No pride??
pfffft.
oh, and I'll be at your partee.
Happy FF.
Will you be running demos on how to do that smoke trick MJ? I'll be there
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I'll come.
ReplyDeleteSx
Doing a leaving las vegas huh? ach I suppose I had better turn up, it had better be good cos I'm popular you know.
ReplyDeleteWell I was in the 1950's for 3 weeks.
Oh deary me.
ReplyDeleteDon't expect me to come.
It would appear that somebody likes to smoke after sex..I'd hate to see what happened to the other guy.
ReplyDeleteSo THAT is how the term drag queen originated?
might come don't know if i can be arsed actually
ReplyDeleteJust look at his fairy ring!
ReplyDeleteI'll be there. Anything for a MIL break.
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ReplyDeleteOh No - I won't linger round here.
ReplyDeleteBut I'll be back for the party.
Dr Maroon! Have you sent your pics to MJ? I think she would be very interested...
ReplyDeleteSx
i'll come as often as you let me :D
ReplyDeleteRICH: Are you blowing smoke up my Arse, MJ?
ReplyDeleteAre you asking me to do so, Rich?
UBERMOUTH: So Bush has become public speaker?
Throw your shoe at him.
BOXER: Third.
WTF, first and second!!!!!!
No pride??
pfffft.
oh, and I'll be at your partee.
Happy FF.
Rich is first and if I’m correct, this is his first first.
Don’t take that away from him.
LULU: Will you be running demos on how to do that smoke trick MJ? I'll be there
No, but I have a trick with ping pong balls that may interest you.
SCARLET: I'm sure I'll come.
ReplyDeleteAre you bringing your bush?
KNUDSEN: Doing a leaving las vegas huh? ach I suppose I had better turn up, it had better be good cos I'm popular you know.
Well I was in the 1950's for 3 weeks.
Fame is fleeting but you’ll always have a star on the Infomaniac dressing room.
CYBERPOOF: Oh deary me.
Don't expect me to come.
I should think you’d be up for anything after volunteering to reach under my petticoat the other day.
DONN: It would appear that somebody likes to smoke after sex..I'd hate to see what happened to the other guy.
He spontaneously combusted leaving nothing but a stain.
So THAT is how the term drag queen originated?
And so ends our etymology lesson of the day.
DR. MAROON: might come don't know if i can be arsed actually
ReplyDeletePerhaps you have a secret you'd like to share with the others?
We’re all friends here.
LEAH: Just look at his fairy ring!
I'll be there. Anything for a MIL break.
If you listen carefully, you can hear the fairy folk dancing around it.
KAZ: Oh No - I won't linger round here.
But I'll be back for the party.
Bring an extra bottle.
You’ll need it.
SCARLET: Dr Maroon! Have you sent your pics to MJ? I think she would be very interested...
*waits for Dr. Maroon to return and tell Miss Scarlet for himself*
CARNALIS: i'll come as often as you let me :D
BYOC…bring your own Cone.
Jesus, even I don't smoke THAT much. Hey, let me know how that Penis Book turns out !!
ReplyDeleteHEFF: Jesus, even I don't smoke THAT much. Hey, let me know how that Penis Book turns out !!
ReplyDeleteThe Penis Book grows on you but has a limp ending.
There is only so much I can take MJ
ReplyDeleteIf you are not busy one night I have knitted some underwear that is sure to excite you... by the way my grandad could do that smoke thing.
ReplyDeletei'm not sure which was worse...flat ass blowing smoke or hanging ass getting fingered...and on good friday, too!
ReplyDeletebwahahahahahahahaha!
xoxoxooxo
Dr Maroon, if you're coming, I'm coming.
ReplyDeleteHoly Smokes!
ReplyDeleteHe ought to quit now or he'll end up with wrinkles!
I prefer a nonsmoking venue, thanks. Smoking makes me cough.
ReplyDeleteI will be at the party with bells on! Not sure what else... but bells for sure. ;-)
CYBERPOOF: There is only so much I can take MJ
ReplyDeleteYou seem to be able to take quite a lot from what I’ve heard.
MUTLEY: If you are not busy one night I have knitted some underwear that is sure to excite you... by the way my grandad could do that smoke thing.
And I’ve knitted you a penis muff!
SAVANNAH: i'm not sure which was worse...flat ass blowing smoke or hanging ass getting fingered...and on good friday, too!
bwahahahahahahahaha!
It’s possible you’re enjoying this a little too much.
MRS. P: Dr Maroon, if you're coming, I'm coming.
Are you listening, Dr. Maroon?
(He’s been naughty, Mrs. P but I can’t say what’s transpired)
EROS: Holy Smokes!
He ought to quit now or he'll end up with wrinkles!
Not to mention bad breath!
PONITA: I prefer a nonsmoking venue, thanks. Smoking makes me cough.
I will be at the party with bells on! Not sure what else... but bells for sure. ;-)
A saddle and bridle?
Well, I do have both..... ;-)
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding? I would lose i in that gaping hole.
ReplyDeleteStill, I'm sure the Sandwich Lady could find it for me!
"Come Sunday or Monday"
ReplyDeleteSo, we are only allowed to come once?
Oh Hai Ponita!
Oh Hai XL!
ReplyDeleteYes, what is up with the having to pick a day thing? Can't we come both days?
Sounds Like A GAS!
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: You can come on Sunday and/or Monday.
ReplyDeleteBlow out?
ReplyDelete"Tar she blows!"? Will Knudsen do the Ahab?
Im a joker
ReplyDeleteIm a smoker
Im a midnight toker
I get my lovin on the run
Wooo wooooo
So this is a sampling of the playlist for the party?
Smoke gets in your eyes
Cigarettes and chocolate milk
Oh?
ReplyDeleteWhere did you hear that?
Has the party started yet. I think I'm unfashionably early...
ReplyDeleteSx
Oh, and I'm going to make sure that Mr Beastie gets out from his stinky duvet and comes to the party.
ReplyDeleteI had to be careful how I phrased that.
Sx
we've started drinking already, sugar1 care for a cocktail?
ReplyDeletexoxoxox
I'm 'chuffed' to be invited, but I'm afraid I have to be elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteI suggest you post your formal RSVP to my butler Giles, who will give it due consideration and....etc....etc.
Yours sinc
Garfer Cholmonely-Warner Esq
Sunday morning and all is quiet in the neighbourhood ...
ReplyDeleteSaturday evening and all is quiet in the neighbourhood here, Mago.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I am awaiting a reply to an email about a potential date.... egads! It has been a while!
Party at the skanks this Sunday? What a lovely way to spend Easter. Instead of Easter eggs, she can hand out penicillin.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I'm blacklisted again for this one.
Since my quit smoking date isn't until Wednesday, you can count me in. No way am I shotgunning from that dude though.
ReplyDeleteYay! fisting.
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