Before we return to our regularly scheduled parade of fat, nekkid old men, Infomaniac would like to take just one more day to celebrate the glory of masculinity.
We are dedicating this day to Don Draper…
(click to biggify)
I bet his arse is as hairy as Manuel’s arse, don’t you?
Bitches, please refrain from throwing your panties at the screen. Does this blog look like a laundrette to you?
More Don Draper pics here.
And for those of you fellas who need coaching, watch Don Draper’s Guide to Picking Up Women.
I'm sure i speak for all the men on this blog when i say we aren't interesting in hairy men, give us some hairy weemen.
ReplyDeleteDonn transcends man and is Uber Mann so if you have him shirtless.......
ReplyDeleteYay fucking turd!
ReplyDeleteThe last comment was not about anal sex but now you mention it can turds get pregnant? how else could Perez Hilton been born?
ReplyDeleteThats disgusting !
ReplyDeleteIt sets my queef on edge.
Rats ! Old K beat me to the top spot
He looks like a really nice man.
ReplyDeleteWhat is he known for?
He's a pretty good actor for a Hamm.
ReplyDeleteLook, Don is a bastard and poor Betty Draper has no mother, a father who's dying, a child neighbour who's in love with her and her only chance of romance is with that prick from the riding club.
Don stinks of booze and cigarettes, coughs his guts up off screen and wets the bed with his sweat and piss.
And you women fucking love him!
Ooh! You paint a pretty picture of Don, Geoff.
ReplyDeleteHello MJ! I'm not back properly - Just managed to pop on here quickly while doing some overtime. A witch's work is never done.
KNUDSEN: I'm sure i speak for all the men on this blog when i say we aren't interesting in hairy men, give us some hairy weemen.
ReplyDeleteHow about Shazia Mirza?
We could have a special screening of her hairy women documentary.
Donn transcends man and is Uber Mann so if you have him shirtless.......
Our readers cannot survive another day of staring into the sunshine of Donn’s lovely smile, let alone his manly chest.
Do you want to cause mass hysteria and fainting spells?
Yay fucking turd!
The last comment was not about anal sex but now you mention it can turds get pregnant? how else could Perez Hilton been born?
Do I look like a doctor?
Get a second opinion on this question.
BEAST: Thats disgusting !
It sets my queef on edge.
Rats ! Old K beat me to the top spot
Old K is a God and you are a queefing scullery maid in a second rate café.
CYBERPOOF: He looks like a really nice man.
ReplyDeleteWhat is he known for?
Perhaps if you clicked on the highlighted ‘Don Draper’ link provided?
GEOFF: He's a pretty good actor for a Hamm.
Look, Don is a bastard and poor Betty Draper has no mother, a father who's dying, a child neighbour who's in love with her and her only chance of romance is with that prick from the riding club.
Don stinks of booze and cigarettes, coughs his guts up off screen and wets the bed with his sweat and piss.
And you women fucking love him!
*inhales booze scent and sighs deeply*
IVD: Hello MJ! I'm not back properly - Just managed to pop on here quickly while doing some overtime. A witch's work is never done.
I’m not sure it will do to have you come back at all.
It would take away the fun we have talking behind your back.
Why must I do all that work.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were theINFOmaniac - here to give us such INFO.
Oh well.
"...please refrain from throwing your panties at the screen."
ReplyDeleteIs it ok to hurl vomit?
"Dark, tall, handsome" works to the end of times.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Why must I do all that work.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were theINFOmaniac - here to give us such INFO.
Oh well.
Providing a link for you IS giving you such Info.
Lazy twat.
ISTVANSKI: "...please refrain from throwing your panties at the screen."
Is it ok to hurl vomit?
No bodily fluids allowed on this blog.
*hands Istavanski a Wet Wipe on his way out*
MAGO: "Dark, tall, handsome" works to the end of times.
Ah, but the poor bastard’s not Franconian.
Sorry, I'm still reeling from yesterday's post.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
BOXER: Sorry, I'm still reeling from yesterday's post.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
I suggest we start a campaign to get more Mean Dirty Pirate arse.
Don is just a wee bit too smug for my tastes
ReplyDelete*looks achingly in Old Knuddy's direction*
CARNALIS: Don is just a wee bit too smug for my tastes
ReplyDelete*looks achingly in Old Knuddy's direction*
I’m sensing jealousy issues here as you KNOW that Old Knudsen lusts after Donn.
But if you’re okay with sloppy seconds, be my guest.
Lazy? Moi?
ReplyDeleteNever!
Carnalis knows that while I'd be sucking on her lovely nipples I'd be thinking about Donn, take what you get I say.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Lazy? Moi?
ReplyDeleteNever!
Then click on the link.
KNUDSEN: Carnalis knows that while I'd be sucking on her lovely nipples I'd be thinking about Donn, take what you get I say.
Carnalis is a good cook and she’d brew you a nice cuppa tea when it’s over so you should take that into consideration.
I’m not sure how Donn would look in a pinny.
*dreamily imagines*
He night set his chest hair on fire with his reefer...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
ReplyDeletei make a fine scrambled egg and smoked salmon breakfast, if you stay the distance.
ReplyDeletePerhaps Donn would join in *grin*
I did, but I want you to say it.
ReplyDeleteSay it bitch!
Okay, this is getting confusing... Don or Donn???
ReplyDeleteI'm just not sure who is going about which Don(n)... I thought Carnalis was speaking of Don and Knudsen of Donn and now they seem to be interchanging the two...
I think I had too many drinks last night... my head still hurts a bit.
how did you know i'm in LOVE with him!!! seriously, the man is total hotness! love the pics. i may have to steal them for future jackoff,i mean reference...
ReplyDeleteThat was a very nice remark MJ, thank you.
ReplyDeleteThe Dapper Don met his Venus in fur.
Nice.
And he nails anything with a skirt.
Why not.
Mitchum is the original. (With an hint of Old Wayne 38.)
MUTLEY: He night set his chest hair on fire with his reefer...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of a joke…
A woman said to her friend, "Do you smoke after sex?"
"Gosh, I've never looked," she replied.
CARNALIS: i make a fine scrambled egg and smoked salmon breakfast, if you stay the distance.
Perhaps Donn would join in *grin*
I bet you have, I mean make, a great English muffin too.
CYBERPOOF: I did, but I want you to say it.
Say it bitch!
CLICK THE DAMN LINK!
PONITA: Okay, this is getting confusing... Don or Donn???
I'm just not sure who is going about which Don(n)... I thought Carnalis was speaking of Don and Knudsen of Donn and now they seem to be interchanging the two...
I think I had too many drinks last night... my head still hurts a bit.
Uh oh. My fault. I got the two Don(n)s mixed up.
We’ll take ‘em both!
LARRY: how did you know i'm in LOVE with him!!! seriously, the man is total hotness! love the pics. i may have to steal them for future jackoff,i mean reference...
Back off, bitch.
I saw him first.
Besides, you have a mancrush on Mean Dirty Pirate.
Or at least on his ass!
MAGO: That was a very nice remark MJ, thank you.
The Dapper Don met his Venus in fur.
Nice.
And he nails anything with a skirt.
Why not.
Mitchum is the original. (With an hint of Old Wayne 38.)
Robert Mitchum comes to me from the Great Beyond and has his way with me.
He is on my “Hot Dead Guys” list.
Touche.
ReplyDeleteAnd the dapper don comes in colour!
There's just something about a man named "Draper" that gets me hot.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Ja.
ReplyDeleteJASON: You need a big icy New Orleans snowball down your pants.