From East Sussex, England, it’s Miss Scarlet!
Miss Scarlet’s avatar
Teenage Scarlet
Several of you thought she was Leah or EmmaK…or Celine Dion (sheesh) and Heff declared her TOTALLY DO-ABLE !
But once again, none of you bitches guessed correctly.
Therefore, Mistress MJ has eaten your prize.
Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.
Send in your teen angst photo soon!
MEANWHILE, IN OTHER NEWS
Go over to CyberPete's to see who won The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition. (Hint: Yay Canada!)
At least somebody won something this week.
Infomaniac will post about it on the weekend but right now she wants a cocktail.
But I could've sworn she said she wasn't ginger!
ReplyDeleteWhoopie! First AGAIN, bitches!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat was the prize.... edible? Damn.
Damn you, Eros!
ReplyDeleteMissed by mere seconds....
ReplyDeleteI thought I told you bitches not to wait up.
ReplyDeleteYou eat the prize? Tzz ...
ReplyDeleteI wonder whether Miss Scarlet is upset in some way in that picture? And what is that grey thing on her right shoulder?
Mago, that is one bigass earring! Click to enlarge.
ReplyDeleteMJ, I didn't wait up 'specially for you to post this... I just haven't gone to bed yet. Hormones keep me awake these days....
EROS & MAGO: Could one of you pull the moaning whore off of Ponita so she can get some sleep?
ReplyDeleteSo - she isn't Marilyn Johansson - but just as cool and sexy.
ReplyDeleteMy friend made me the earring... but then he got bored and didn't make a second one.
ReplyDeleteThanks Kaz.
Sx
Oh for fuck's sake. I coulda got this in a heartbeat, seeing as I'm one of the few, the very few, who've met her in the beautiful brazen flesh. Always lagging behind. Too pissed to catch up. Can I submit my teen angst picture soon?
ReplyDeleteOh go on Mrs P!!! Have you got one of you posing in your Simcar? Or sitting in a thicket?
ReplyDeleteSx
I can't wait for the middle aged angst.
ReplyDeleteWell, with those ears you can understand how I got nicknamed 'Radar'.
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An earring? But shouldn't such a thing be on her ear(s) and not on her shoulder? I am confused. Maybe it's Kirlian photography ... a sexy parameterization anyway ...
ReplyDeleteMago... it *is* in her ear... with a big, dangly bit that hangs down to her shoulder. If you click on the pic, you can just make out the little hook in her ear....
ReplyDelete*sigh... men...*
I'm guessing they were the Tears for Fears roadie days, Scarlett?
ReplyDeleteWhat about menopausel angst?
ReplyDeleteKAZ: So - she isn't Marilyn Johansson - but just as cool and sexy.
ReplyDeleteShe is indeed.
And that is true of all the Women of Infomaniac, isn’t it?
SCARLET: My friend made me the earring... but then he got bored and didn't make a second one.
He might have cut it in two and you’d have had a reasonably-sized pair rather than looking like you were about to take flight.
MRS.P: Oh for fuck's sake. I coulda got this in a heartbeat, seeing as I'm one of the few, the very few, who've met her in the beautiful brazen flesh. Always lagging behind. Too pissed to catch up. Can I submit my teen angst picture soon?
We here at Infomaniac would gladly post your teen angst pic if only you would show up more often instead of lagging behind.
How are the regulars supposed to guess it’s you if they don’t see you out and about here more often?
Even that EMERSON footie fellow has been more vigilant about commenting than you have.
Tut.
SCARLET: Oh go on Mrs P!!! Have you got one of you posing in your Simcar? Or sitting in a thicket?
ReplyDeleteOr sitting in Miss Scarlet’s bush?
KNUDSEN: I can't wait for the middle aged angst.
Who will be the first to submit photos of their saggy testicles?
SCARLET: Well, with those ears you can understand how I got nicknamed 'Radar'.
Wasn’t there a song called ‘Radar Love’ by ‘Golden EARRING’?
There must be some cosmic connection there.
MAGO: An earring? But shouldn't such a thing be on her ear(s) and not on her shoulder? I am confused. Maybe it's Kirlian photography ... a sexy parameterization anyway
ReplyDeleteSee Ponita’s answer, below.
PONITA: Mago... it *is* in her ear... with a big, dangly bit that hangs down to her shoulder. If you click on the pic, you can just make out the little hook in her ear....
*sigh... men...*
Thank you.
Do you still have a hoar moaning on your back?
EMERSON: Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteYou are now officially an Infomaniac Bitch!
Once you’ve commented three times on three consecutive posts, you instantly are granted Infomaniac Bitch status.
But with this honour comes responsibilities.
We shall discuss this further at a later time.
BOXER: What about menopausel angst?
Is that what Ponita was going on about when she spoke of whores moaning?
I’ll arrange to have one of the Houseboys attend to you with a large ostrich feather fan whilst he applies aromatic unguents to your fevered brow.
I feel a little better with no one having won.
ReplyDeleteOh... Radar Love....
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HEFF: I won because I got to eat the prize.
ReplyDeleteSo ha!
SCARLET: Yes, THAT ‘Radar Love’.
Thanks a lot for the earworm.
Yes, MJ, the whore moaning continues unabated. Even my nipples hurt... oops.. is that TMI??
ReplyDeleteI am in the throes of menopausal angst. I have no regularity. Everything is out of whack. It sucks. :-(
Just you wait, missy... your turn will come. And if you think the cramps are bad now...
PONITA: Even my nipples hurt...
ReplyDeleteWould you like some Bag Balm to ease the chafing?
And if you think the cramps are bad now...
WHAT?!!
*flings uterus at Ponita*
can I comment
ReplyDeleteYippEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yes I can
ReplyDelete***catches Uterus and Plays it like bagpipes***
ReplyDeleteJust telling you so you'll be prepared, MJ.
ReplyDeleteBagpipes... that is about all a uterus is good for these days.
Mine will be ceasing production at the end of the month... forever. Yipee!
Bless.
ReplyDeleteSo it wasn't Garfer? Oh well.
Scarlet you look fabulously 80s. I love it. Is the front hair your own or a wig?
And if it isn't a wig how long did it take you to get it that way?
BEAST: ***catches Uterus and Plays it like bagpipes***
ReplyDeletePlease don’t mention bagpipes.
It reminds me of that time I saw you stuffed into your lycra running suit at the gym.
PONITA: Bagpipes... that is about all a uterus is good for these days.
Mine will be ceasing production at the end of the month... forever. Yipee!
Are you having it removed?
Will there be a DVD?
‘Uteri Gone Wild’?
CYBERPOOF: So it wasn't Garfer? Oh well.
Me thinks Garfy has gone off on another one of his trips to the Lake District or the Highlands.
Scarlet you look fabulously 80s. I love it. Is the front hair your own or a wig?
And if it isn't a wig how long did it take you to get it that way?
Well, Miss Scarlet?
No, not removed... just ablated.
ReplyDeleteShould be permanent, given my position in the race to the finish line anyway... I think I am in the backstretch. This will giving me the winning advantage!
More like 'Spelunking in Ponita's Puss' rather than 'Uteri Gone Wild'.
You didnt use my teenage shots... ok they were technically illegal apart from in Utah... but still.
ReplyDeletePONITA: No, not removed... just ablated.
ReplyDeleteOh dear gawd.
*vomits*
MUTLEY: You didnt use my teenage shots... ok they were technically illegal apart from in Utah... but still.
I’m keeping them for my private collection.
Congratulations on your new love.
It’s nice that you’ve found a real woman.
Unlike Beast who is in love with a washing-up mitten.
It's a ten minute outpatient procedure. Beats the hell out of abdominal surgery to remove the offending organ, don't you think?
ReplyDelete*hands MJ a damp cloth*
And if it isn't a wig how long did it take you to get it that way?
ReplyDeleteNot a wig! LOL! Didn't take long... remember my hair is like a bush...
Sx
Ah ah ah! Poor Mj! Having to live her life as a Celine Dion look alike...
ReplyDeleteOh, and by the way: Where is the recent photograph?
P.S.- Can I be your house boy? please?
PONITA: It's a ten minute outpatient procedure. Beats the hell out of abdominal surgery to remove the offending organ, don't you think?
ReplyDelete*hands MJ a damp cloth*
Bleurgh.
SCARLET: Not a wig! LOL! Didn't take long... remember my hair is like a bush...
And your bush is like a thicket.
FABULASTIC: Ah ah ah! Poor Mj! Having to live her life as a Celine Dion look alike...
That is Miss Scarlet!
*points to GIGANTIC fine print*
Oh, and by the way: Where is the recent photograph?
You will have to settle for Miss Scarlet’s avatar as she is a shy and retiring, delicate hothouse flower.
P.S.- Can I be your house boy? please?
You may start by polishing my boots.
With your tongue.
(A job usually reserved for Mago but he’s busy)
Celine Dion!!!
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SCARLET: That will be enough, Miss Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteYou're a bombshell in any decade, Scarlet B!
ReplyDeleteScarlet, if you click on the little linky thing I put way up there to a pic of Celine, you will see a faint resemblance... ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhat a ugly bitch! I hope she doesn't get have children. We already have too many ugly people in the world!
ReplyDeletei look just like my teenage picture...boring...all but the glasses...those came with age :)
ReplyDeleteP.S. Scarlet, you inspire passion in any decade! Luv the bitching big bangs! Very quintessential 80s fashion! Totally bodacious pic!
ReplyDeleteScarlet, I think Eros has the hots for you!
ReplyDeleteHe'll have to stand in line though... weren't there a few earlier who were drooling all over you as well?? ;-)
Hi Eros, Daisy and Ponita!
ReplyDeleteLUISA: Please explain your comment.
Are you referring to Celine Dion?
Nope. I was talking about Marilyn Monroe. I hate that fat fake blond bitch!
ReplyDeleteLUISA: Alrighty then.
ReplyDeleteAnd regarding your first comment, Marilyn never had children.
Whoever she is - she looks sweet to me.
ReplyDeletePI: Welcome to Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteI recognize you from Scarlet's, amongst others.
Isn't she adorable?