The entire staff of Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) has gone into rehab.
Before you say “no, no, no” let me say that when I come back you’ll "know, know, know."
But you might want to add Infomaniac to your ‘Followers’ list because we don’t know when we’ll be updating again … possibly several months from now.
Since you’ve made lots of new friends as a result of the party, you should have plenty of opportunities to be entertained elsewhere.
In the event that you need something to peruse whilst you’re waiting for our big comeback, Infomaniac has thoughtfully provided an extensive list of …
GOOGLE SEARCHES THAT LED TO INFOMANIAC:
is manflu a real disease?
spells to get rid of unibrows / monobrows
women make fun of me for having a dirty foreskin
sagging "male buttocks"
Clam burger vagina
British men just want to shag
RETIREMENT HOME FUCK
oh what the hell show me some older pussy photos
how to become a good transvestite?
Naked hairy Irish men…
pictures of infomaniacs fucking in bed
how to snap a mousetrap to your tongue
Irish have small dicks
how many quarters can you put in your foreskin?
old fags paying to get laid
why do i have long labia is it because i am a slag?
Fat men with small cocks…
show me your bearded taco
stories of male slaves cleaning mistress arse hole using thier tongue
caught wanking in the woods
do spiders live in dreadlock hair?
"panties are itchy
artillery shell in arse
do transvestite boys have milk in there tatas?
put phone in foreskin
airing out the foreskin
british sexual habits
i want to see a woman licking a man armpit
video of woman insertion shower head in arse
pics of penises with big pee-holes
tongue up the arse pics…
pictures of naked men over 70
fat old mens cocks
HAIRY DANISH ARM PIT
PICTURES OF MENS COCK HELMETS
let me suck your foreskin
looking for old slags sucking cock
toenail inside a cockhole
penis stuck to a cold pole
when bottoming how do you clear out your arse?
gagging for a shag
Irish armpit
fenian porn
filthy old fat slags
cheese rolling -is it dangerous?
men scratching cock balls pictures…
lick smelly armpit
why do i love to lick armpit stubble?
giant red stiletto shoe found dorset
Agnetha Faltskog wearing Panties
where to buy wood to make a glory hole?
thumbs up bums
i like to wank in women's tights but i am aman
who was the inventor of porn?
ginger pubed men with their cocks out…
women who wank with vegetables free porn
famous men who wear berets
dreadlocks white people why?...
mj's gogo dancers
men holding their crotches desperate pee
inserting nipples in the arse
which nipple is biggest?...
10 sex positions you shouldnt attempt
bare arsed German bitches
Coronation Street Sally and Rita catch Norris wanking
cheese-scented dental assistant
it is as easy as pissing on two fingers
Pudenda galore
men in sheer socks poked fun at
warning extreme pms alert
women smuggling sausage in hair
caught wearing your mums dirty underwear pics
wobblesome buttocks
I effing love timbits...
slave lick my socks clean
why do canadians love kraft dinner?
dating service for guys with dreads
what is a cock supposed to look like?
scrotum slapping
pictures of men who pump their nipples
TOILET PLUNGER UP THE ARSE
fat old poofs…
my husband wants me to wear a remote control vibrator
irish filthy tarts
are foreskins more fun?
dirty irish fuck sluts
how to find a bar slut?
wanking outdoors in dirty knickers
women hissing while pissing
how to stretch your cock hole?
homos in black sock photos…
guys who will let you sniff their socks
"piss off you old cunt"
ginger gays turn me on
stinky minge
putting your own cock in your ass
its time you shaved off that filthy bush
VIDEOS of boys in lederhosen being spanked by ladies
wanking in pantyhose on motorway
driving and wanking in pantyhose
sad ginger bastards with dreadlocks…
ladyboys with dentures
cannot get armpits clean
how to stop odor in foreskin?
filthy irish cock sucking whores
naked men and chips
well here i am what are your other two wishes?
And finally…
sticking a banana in the bum…
Adieu, mes amis.
Eat cake and be happy.
‘Til we meet again.
1st
ReplyDelete[breaks into tears]
no, no, no ...
Second!
ReplyDeleteIs it moving time already???
Oh Hai XL!
ReplyDeleteI too hope this means you're in the process of a happy move to a happy place!!!
ReplyDeleteSo I'll just try to stay positive...
And thanks for the pic of poor old Neely reaching for her precious Dolls--that joy should last me awhile--
xo
Well H'emjzay.
ReplyDeleteThis is the end of an era. You know how I feel about you and how often I would like to feel about you.
I'll see ya when I see ya, so see ya! You're the best, take care.
XXX OOO
;)
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx
Have a great trip! Thanks for all the laughs! Safe journey and best wishes!
ReplyDeleteAll thats left is a disgarded tena lady and a confused nekkid old man .
ReplyDeleteBon voyage my lovely . see you soon
xo-xo
Awww. I'll miss you.
ReplyDeleteDo spiders live in dreadlock hair? I'm sure they do.
White people with dreadlocks, why? That's a very good question.
And yes, it must be sad to be ginger AND have dreadlocks.
Bless.
You.Are.Awesome.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
xoxxoxoxo - Happy Trails to you.
Jenny
Tsk! And I've just given you an award! Hope all goes well with the move. As always, chin up and tits out! Looking forward to your return.
ReplyDeleteSx
Oh NO!!!
ReplyDeleteLooking on the bright side - I won't miss those old randy gits .... but you know how much I'll miss you.
You'd better be back soon - I came across this site searching for cake hole
ReplyDeletexx
That banana's gonna break off isn't it - how do you think he'll get the bits out?
ReplyDeleteAarrgh!!! Lulu, what a horrible thought.
ReplyDeleteSx
sometimes...it just takes a bit of time...i understand that...
ReplyDeleteSadly missed already.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks for the party and thanks for sending over that Knudsen fella.
Come back soon, m'kay?
:-(
x
Seriously? For months?
ReplyDeleteOh Mann ...
Take care. Have a good trip. Return safely. xoxo
Yay! Peace and quiet at last!
ReplyDeleteXL: [breaks into tears]
ReplyDeleteno, no, no ...You know how Mistress MJ feels about bodily fluids on her blog.
And please do not use the pillows as a handerchief.
Speaking of pillows, I’ll need an Official Pillow Fluffer at the rehab centre as they’ve given us those horrid standard flat hospital pillows.
Interested?
PONITA: Is it moving time already???Moving into a rehab centre, yes.
LEAH: I too hope this means you're in the process of a happy move to a happy place!!!But they’ve taken away my happy pills!
And thanks for the pic of poor old Neely reaching for her precious Dolls--that joy should last me awhile--My mantra in rehab is “Sparkle Neely, Sparkle!”
DONN: You know how I feel about you and how often I would like to feel about you.I thought we agreed to be discreet regarding our mutual “feelings” lest Old Knudsen be reading this post.
ReplyDelete*hands Donn a plain brown wrapper to encase his touchy-feelies*
*tapes photo of Donn wearing nothing but a smile and a red bow tie to rehab locker*
EROS: Have a great trip! Thanks for all the laughs! Safe journey and best wishes!Thank you, kind sir.
Mistress MJ is taping photos of your nekkid torso to her rehab locker as we speak.
BEAST: All thats left is a disgarded tena lady and a confused nekkid old man .
Bon voyage my lovely . see you soonWould you like Mistress MJ to send you a pair of her panties to wear on your head in the meantime?
p.s. Did you click on the cake link?
CYBERPOOF: Awww. I'll miss you.I find THAT hard to believe.
ReplyDeleteDo spiders live in dreadlock hair? I'm sure they do.Apparently, it’s an urban legend but I’m sure it holds some truth in Denmark.
White people with dreadlocks, why? That's a very good question.We received a lot of anonymous rants about that post.
BOXER: You.Are.Awesome.
That is all.Honestly, Mistress MJ did NOT pay Boxer to say this.
Will you bring the Chihuahuas to visit me in rehab?
Keep making films! They are brilliant.
SCARLET: Tsk! And I've just given you an award! Hope all goes well with the move. As always, chin up and tits out! Looking forward to your return.How kind of you to present Mistress MJ with an award.
Unfortunately, the rehab centre does not permit pomp and circumstance.
KAZ: Oh NO!!!
ReplyDeleteLooking on the bright side - I won't miss those old randy gits .... but you know how much I'll miss you.Exactly how much will you miss me, Kaz?
Mistress MJ needs something with which to gauge your degree of loss and longing.
LULU: You'd better be back soon - I came across this site searching for cake holeOur cake hole is shutting down for now.
That banana's gonna break off isn't it - how do you think he'll get the bits out?Were you aware that the man with the banana up his backside is our BEAST?
I think it’s best you quiz Beast about the broken banana bits.
DAISY: sometimes...it just takes a bit of time...i understand that...Since Mistress MJ is cross-addicted, this could take more than just a “bit” of time.
ISTVANSKI: But thanks for the party and thanks for sending over that Knudsen fella.I suppose now you’ll be wanting an “I Survived a Visit from Old Knudsen and Liked It” t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Seriously? For months?There’s an opening for a masseuse at the rehab centre.
Interested?
PIGGY & TAZZY: Yay! Peace and quiet at last!Cunts!
BITCHES: Why are my responses to your comments all running together into your italicized comments?
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ is obviously not doing well on her first day of sobriety.
GIVE ME DRUGS!
Actually, I just returned from the post office.
ReplyDeleteMickey is on the way.
to you.
BOXER: Did you remember to pack the Vienna Sausages?
ReplyDeleteif you leave me now
ReplyDeleteyou'll take away the biggest fart of me
oooooo eee oooo
baby please don't go
Hm, ja!
ReplyDeleteWell that's gone and blody torn it. Where am I going to see pictures of blokes getting fisted now?
ReplyDeleteI shall never forget you TJ. Remember that rehab is for quitters don't let the bastards break you.
ReplyDeleteEMMA: Farting is included with the "no bodily fluids on my blog" clause.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Didn't you notice that the job opening is for a "masseuse" not a "masseur"?
Here. Put on this skirt and a little lippy and get started.
EMERSON: Where will you go to see blokes getting fisted now?
The locker room of your football club.
KNUDSEN: TJ?
The name is MJ.
I'm having it tattooed on my arse so you'll remember.
But I really will miss you a lot.
ReplyDeleteI still remember that dreadlock debacle. Great fun!
Please keep in touch.
You can't go, THE PLANTS WILL DIE !
ReplyDeleteI AM NOT CLICKING ON THE CAKE LINK AND YOU CANT MAKE ME
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ needs something with which to gauge your degree of loss and longing.I shall use my measuring cylinder to measure the volume of tears and my scales to measure the weight loss.
ReplyDeleteI'll give you the data when you get back - would you prefer a graph?
"I’ll need an Official Pillow Fluffer at the rehab centre"
ReplyDeleteI'm off to IKEA to purchase several GOSA NÄVA/KÄRNA BORK BORK BORK goose down pillows!
DAMN! I miss one party and you up and leave on me! I had no idea you loved me so much!
ReplyDeleteI promise to sneak in mini vodka bottles into rehab for you. I can stuff them up my arse so no one will know, k?
Don't be gone too long. We all know what happened to Amy Winehouse. What a mess!!!
CYBERPOOF: I’ll still be coming round to visit your blog whenever possible.
ReplyDeleteI just don't have time to maintain my own blog.
Posting a filthy photo with a few lines of text is hard work, you know.
HEFF: Unlike the “thumbs up bums” Google search, you have a green thumb and know how to wield it.
Will you tend to the plants while I’m away?
Pay particular attention to the *cough* hydroponics area.
BEAST: Right, right.
You won’t click on the cake link.
How about a nice pudding instead?
KAZ: Weights? Measures? Graphs?
There is no need to blind Mistress MJ with science.
Simply clasping my photo to your bosom, then wailing and fainting should suffice.
XL: GOSA NÄVA/KÄRNA BORK BORK BORK?
There you go speaking in tongues again.
Just shut up and fluff my pillows, would you?
RANDOM: You promise to sneak mini vodka bottles into rehab for me?
It’s the Keith Richards Vodka Cure all over again!
I'll keep my legs together and will do only small steps.
ReplyDelete*snirfl*
"... and the sun refuses to shine ..."
You could have fooled me..
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you'll keep visiting us/me. I'll have to post more often.
CYBERPOOF: No, don’t post more often.
ReplyDeleteI can barely keep up with all of you as it is!
Except for that lazy bitch IVD.
Where is he?
MAGO: You might need to “hide your candy” too.
Are you familiar with that phrase?
I’m not certain of the German translation.
Oh, this means I have Lee Fielder all to myself...
ReplyDeleteSx
meh.....I'm gonna take that picture away one day.....or limit it to two maybe three outings a year.....
ReplyDeleteSorry, no. "Die Eier verstecken"? Depends on what "candy" actually means. Hence the small steps.
ReplyDeleteThe return makes one love the farewell.
ReplyDelete- Don't ask me who the fuck said that.
SCARLET: Fields was always yours.
ReplyDeleteMy bumper sticker says “Old Knudsen is My Bitch”.
MANUEL: I’ll remove the “Manuel’s arse” photo if you offer to replace it with full frontal nekkid Manuel.
MAGO: “Hiding your candy” is how drag queens conceal their penis.
The penis is tucked and taped out of view.
The Germans must have a term for it too.
HOODCHICK: No questions asked.
And I don’t know whether I’m coming or going.
I'm sure Sex Pest has him under some spell.
ReplyDeleteJealous much, what's much?
*Sniff*
ReplyDeleteSx
*AHEM* I was not even given the memo,let alone authorized this departure.
ReplyDeleteAnd you don't fool me, you Canadian wus, that's not a bottle of pills. They're jelly beans!
Who goes to rehab for jelly bean addiction????
Where are YOU really going....and WHY???????????
@ Scarlet: I am weeping. [hug]
ReplyDeleteOh Hai MJ!
*Quiiieck!*
ReplyDeleteok, as long as y'all will still visit, i can handle that! i'm on for a bit of smuggling, sugar! ;) xoxoxoxo
ReplyDelete(i already miss you!)
CYBERPOOF: I see that IVD finally responded to his comments but no new post yet.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn’t even know I’m in rehab.
SCARLET & XL: I encourage you to find comfort in each others arms.
Please take pics and email them to me if you follow this advice.
UBERMOUTH: I am really going mad and have been institutionalized.
MAGO: Eh?
SAVANNAH: I’ll snuggle if you’ll smuggle.
I suppose, like most Tory wives, I could do with a rest from the male member.
ReplyDeleteCan you post an intermission video of some glass blowing or something? Preferably with tits out.
Beast isn't clicking on the cake link...
ReplyDeleteThat's because the greedy cunt has already eaten it.
That poor wee Polish woman's life must be so much harder now.
GEOFF: I suppose, like most Tory wives, I could do with a rest from the male member.I could email pics to you if you like.
ReplyDeleteCan you post an intermission video of some glass blowing or something? Preferably with tits out.I’m not sure what your Health and Safety Executive would have to say about that.
PIGGY: Beast isn't clicking on the cake link...
That's because the greedy cunt has already eaten it.
That poor wee Polish woman's life must be so much harder now.Beast is still licking his lips … the filthy bastard.
Thought you’d be interested to know that I’ve had Google searches for “Fancy a fuck in Barnsley”
Why are my responses to your comments STILL running all together?
ReplyDeleteBlast!
"Why are my responses to your comments STILL running all together?"
ReplyDeleteJamesons?
Are you hitting the ENTER key? Not being snarky -- the page source shows no breaks between the quoted comments and your reply. ???
This place is getting a bit too gay for me.
ReplyDeleteOkay, the puddingfart makes the cakefart seem like tea at the Pierre. Won't be getting that image out of my mind for awhile...
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is going on!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteFirst, you and all the Infomaniac staff bugger off to rehab.
And now Miss Scarlet has closed her doors....
Where is everyone running off to???Is Scarlet there with you, MJ?
Okay... the running together thing is a blogger issue... cuz it just happened on my comment... and I know I hit enter after that bold italics sentence...
ReplyDeleteOhHaiPonita!
ReplyDeleteOh Hai XL!
ReplyDeleteDid you do that on purpose??? Run all the italics together???
I just finished a nice, big c=glass of Bailey's and have a bit of a buzz on, but I needed something to kill the spasms in my back after vacuuming the whole damn house...
Now where the hell are we supposed to go when we're feeling porny?
ReplyDeleteHow's it in the ward? Are you tied to your bed?
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Ponita!
ReplyDeleteI can't duplicate the run-together thing that's going on. Trying to figure out what's up with that. Grrr.
Get some House Boys to do the vacuuming!
XL: I can’t blame it on the booze anymore.
ReplyDeleteRICH: I specifically posted a giant nipple pic for you and this is the thanks I get?
LEAH: Have you learned nothing during your time with us?
i.e. Don’t click on the links.
PONITA: Miss Scarlet left a comment on her blog saying she’ll be back as soon as she can.
I suspect she’s getting some “work” done.
XL & PONITA: Maybe I should randomly go ‘round to loads of blogs trying out the italics thing and see if this is the only blog it happens on.
DONN: If you’re feeling porny, try here.
And then thank Old Knudsen for it.
MAGO: Do you want to tie me to my bed?
Is that what you’re REALLY asking?
XL: Good response to Ponita regarding the Houseboys.
Those were my thoughts exactly.
Old K could update a bit ...
ReplyDeleteNo, I am not asking to tie you to your bedposts. The question is how you are treated.
MAGO: Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteYou’re 69th!
i'll miss you...gone for a long time???
ReplyDeleteLARRY: If you beg me, I'll update.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ is very receptive to grovelling.
'Fancy a fuck in Barnsley'?
ReplyDeleteThere are some right sad cunts around.
Oh, by the way, we're back!
PIGGY: I'm still trying to forget the dream I had about you last night.
ReplyDeletei'd grovel .. an occasional *wave* from you would be good. The pics of old wrinkled men, however, i am happy to forgo (for now) x
ReplyDeleteGrovel in the gravel? Never! You only want to be gebauchpinselt werden!
ReplyDeleteCARNALIS: Grovel in the gravel?
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of a song entitled, 'Why Don't We Do It In The Road'.
I am just one grovel away from posting an update.
Ohhh BABY - DO IT! YEAAHH ....
ReplyDeleteMAGO: If you get down on your knees when you say that, I might consider an update on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteNah, Keef'll be there doling out advice while swigging Jack and smoking Malboro.
ReplyDeleteI predict a jail break.
The pics in this post should be sickening and perverted enough to tide me over, but I still really missed Filthy Friday...
ReplyDelete**hands MJ a small (yet powerful) laptop during visiting hours**
ReplyDeleteGARFER: I want Keef as my roommate.
ReplyDeleteLEAH: I have loads more dirty old man pics.
Just give me your email address.
BOXER: Look what you've unleashed...
See new posting.