Uh, I'm all out of stamps.
LX: Out of stamps?Then send it “Peenee Express!”
Don't they call that style of slipper the 'pee-pee creeper'? (Lord that was a stretch, wasn't it?) Sure what the hell. I'll be your pretty peppy pen pal Penny.
NATIONS: A treat for your feet!
Shouldn't that be a Peeneepal? Or is that something different?
JASON: I found a photo of you with your pee pal.
well..... now that the sand is all out my shorts, Peenee is swell, but what will he be penning with?
MISTRESS MADDIE: That’s a tongue twister!
ah, the peenee cul-de-sac.i suppose his flag will go up as soon as he closes his box.
NORMA: I wouldn’t be so sure!
I already am! Not that I'm proud of it.
What Thom said...
THOM & AYEM8Y: Shall I look into a twelve-step programme for you fellas?
I might be able to flash my nibs for him, if he promises to take those socks off.Sx
MISS SCARLET: Mistress MJ thinks Peenee is a good candidate for your upcoming Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition.If anyone needs a pair of pants, it’s Peenee.
Is that the old flame(er)he's still writing to?
PRINCESS: He’s mailing another installation of The Peenee Diaries to me.
kabuki is not worthy. oh if only. perhaps one day kabuki shall rise to the literary magnificence required by peenee's handlers. yes peenee has handlers (hee hee)
KABUKI: Mr. Peenee is not pleased that his handlers have taken to calling him “Mr. Peewee.”
".. he wrote his story not with a pencil,he wrote his story with his fist ..."Thank you for awaking a stupid song in my head ...
MAGO: That's why I'm here.
It's a wonderful day in the PeeneeHood.Wouldn't you like to be my neighbor?!
If Mr. Rogers' red cardigan wasn't in The Smithsonian, I'd do the neighbourly thing and cover him up with it.
Once again, all of you bitches have earned places on My List. It is a long list, but one day, one day, all of you will know the wrath of Peenee.
MR. PEEWEE: What are you going to do?Throw one of your size 13s at us?
Must I specify that I haven't made any derogatory comment on this post?
HUGGY JON: Only because you were late to the party.
What's it say about me that the only thing I can think of is that the mail box looks like it's from the Jeston's cartoon???
Well, what it says is that you lied to me about your age, old broad!
Bwahaha! No I didn't! Haven't you heard of reruns?. I assure you I am definitely 33...according to a friend I am already at the dirty old cow stage!