Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Peenee’s Penpals

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Respond in the comments box if you would like to be Mr. Peenee’s penpal.
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  1. LẌ11:06 PM, May 30, 2012

    Uh, I'm all out of stamps.

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    1. The Mistress5:32 AM, May 31, 2012

      LX: Out of stamps?

      Then send it “Peenee Express!”

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  2. FirstNations11:14 PM, May 30, 2012

    Don't they call that style of slipper the 'pee-pee creeper'? (Lord that was a stretch, wasn't it?)

    Sure what the hell. I'll be your pretty peppy pen pal Penny.

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  3. jason11:16 PM, May 30, 2012

    Shouldn't that be a Peeneepal? Or is that something different?

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  4. Mistress Maddie11:18 PM, May 30, 2012

    well..... now that the sand is all out my shorts, Peenee is swell, but what will he be penning with?

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    1. The Mistress5:34 AM, May 31, 2012

      MISTRESS MADDIE: That’s a tongue twister!

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  5. normadesmond11:55 PM, May 30, 2012

    ah, the peenee cul-de-sac.

    i suppose his flag will go up as soon as he closes his box.

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  6. Thombeau1:56 AM, May 31, 2012

    I already am! Not that I'm proud of it.

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    1. ayeM8y5:16 AM, May 31, 2012

      What Thom said...

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    2. The Mistress5:34 AM, May 31, 2012

      THOM & AYEM8Y: Shall I look into a twelve-step programme for you fellas?

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  7. Ms Scarlet8:04 AM, May 31, 2012

    I might be able to flash my nibs for him, if he promises to take those socks off.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress1:34 PM, May 31, 2012

      MISS SCARLET: Mistress MJ thinks Peenee is a good candidate for your upcoming Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition.

      If anyone needs a pair of pants, it’s Peenee.

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  8. Princess9:22 AM, May 31, 2012

    Is that the old flame(er)he's still writing to?

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    1. The Mistress1:35 PM, May 31, 2012

      PRINCESS: He’s mailing another installation of The Peenee Diaries to me.

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  9. kabuki zero12:14 PM, May 31, 2012

    kabuki is not worthy. oh if only. perhaps one day kabuki shall rise to the literary magnificence required by peenee's handlers. yes peenee has handlers (hee hee)

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    1. The Mistress1:35 PM, May 31, 2012

      KABUKI: Mr. Peenee is not pleased that his handlers have taken to calling him “Mr. Peewee.”

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  10. Anonymous4:58 PM, May 31, 2012

    ".. he wrote his story not with a pencil,
    he wrote his story with his fist ..."

    Thank you for awaking a stupid song in my head ...

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  11. BlazngScarlet5:19 PM, May 31, 2012

    It's a wonderful day in the PeeneeHood.
    Wouldn't you like to be my neighbor?!

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    1. The Mistress5:23 PM, May 31, 2012

      If Mr. Rogers' red cardigan wasn't in The Smithsonian, I'd do the neighbourly thing and cover him up with it.

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  12. mrpeenee5:58 PM, May 31, 2012

    Once again, all of you bitches have earned places on My List. It is a long list, but one day, one day, all of you will know the wrath of Peenee.

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    1. The Mistress9:01 PM, May 31, 2012

      MR. PEEWEE: What are you going to do?

      Throw one of your size 13s at us?

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  13. Jon DeepBlue6:50 PM, May 31, 2012

    Must I specify that I haven't made any derogatory comment on this post?

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    1. The Mistress9:01 PM, May 31, 2012

      HUGGY JON: Only because you were late to the party.

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  14. Miss Sunshine8:36 AM, June 01, 2012

    What's it say about me that the only thing I can think of is that the mail box looks like it's from the Jeston's cartoon???

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    1. Jon DeepBlue9:31 AM, June 01, 2012

      Well, what it says is that you lied to me about your age, old broad!

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    2. Miss Sunshine9:37 AM, June 01, 2012

      Bwahaha! No I didn't! Haven't you heard of reruns?. I assure you I am definitely 33...according to a friend I am already at the dirty old cow stage!

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