…to all the rest of you, that is.
*sobs into pillow*
On a more uplifting note, today is Muscato’s birthday!
An honour he shares with the late Bea Arthur…
In honour of Mother’s Day, Muscato’s birthday, and missing Bea Arthur, let’s drag out our Golden Girls Nesting Dolls once again, shall we?...
Tea, anyone?
First as they say!
ReplyDeleteI thought mother's day was last month, I'm sure it was, I bought my mother a petra dish with the word 'cunt' written in bacteria, she was thrilled.
ReplyDeleteYour "Mothering Sunday" was March 15th, if I'm not mistaken.
DeleteYou're such a thoughtful son, Mitzi.
Scratch that.
DeleteIn the UK it was March 18th this year.
xoxoxoxo for you, sugar! now off to wish the delightful muscato a happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteand more xoxoxoxox for you!
Happy Mother's Day to YOU, Savannah MARSH MAMA!
DeleteHappy Birthday, dear Muscato!
ReplyDeleteI'm drinking a glass of Moscato in your honor.
Maybe three.
JASON: We’re going to need bigger teacups.
DeleteHappy Birthday Muscato baby! Do something scandalous today!
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: If only he’d read your advice before his day began.
DeleteOh, dear, Mistress MJ, you shouldn't have. Such a fuss!
ReplyDeleteAs for something scandalous, well, Sunday, sadly, is Monday in these parts, and the most I did was throw some shade at a stiffnecked temp in Accounting.
Sadly, it's not all Champagne and Highnesses, even chez nous...
MUSCATO: Now that you’re a dowager-in-the-making, I don’t suppose each day is the thrill-packed, scandalous adventure it once was.
DeleteA special day indeed! Happy Birthday, fabulous Muscato!!
ReplyDeleteTHOM: And so say all of us!
DeleteSome of us were born orphans, you know.
ReplyDeleteI'm off to wish the old thing a special birthday scrum.
PEENEE: Speaking of dowagers...
DeleteFeliz cumple-anus, Muscato. Many more to cum.
ReplyDeleteI have a severe case of nesting doll envy
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