Sunday, May 20, 2012

Beauty and the Beast

Happy birthday to kabuki zero; our beauty…


And happy birthday to Mr. Beastie; our beast…


How is it possible these two were born on the same day?
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32 comments:

  1. Thombeau2:06 AM, May 20, 2012

    Birthday blessings to two fabulous creatures!

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  2. Mistress Maddie2:09 AM, May 20, 2012

    Were they perhaps separated at birth? Happy Birthday to the glams! Now, lets not all stand around.... head up to the bar for a glass of libation in honor!

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    1. Jon10:30 AM, May 20, 2012

      I toast such memorable occasions with copious quantities of gin... Jx

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    2. Mistress Maddie11:58 AM, May 20, 2012

      Me too...but with copious quantities of anything!!!!! But I'm sooooo fond of gin the most!

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  3. mrpeenee2:25 AM, May 20, 2012

    Happiest happys to both.

    How? Horoscopy is a slippery thing.

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  4. BEAST3:23 AM, May 20, 2012

    My Beauty is a curse
    ***sighs dramatically**
    And HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my astralogical twin Miss Kabuki who looks a little pale :-(.

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  5. Ms Scarlet4:00 AM, May 20, 2012

    Happy Birthday to both bountiful bitches!
    SXXXX

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  6. frobi4:59 AM, May 20, 2012

    Happy Birthday!

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  7. Anonymous7:39 AM, May 20, 2012

    Best Birthday wishes to Mr. Beast and Kabuki-san!

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  8. Princess8:04 AM, May 20, 2012

    Twin Bitch Birthdays! Mr Beastie and Miss Kabuki the stars have aligned...
    How wonderful... Congratulations to you both.
    Here's to double the celebration...

    *goes to assume usual position... falling flat on face*

    Who's moved the vodka fountain?...

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  9. designing wally8:36 AM, May 20, 2012

    Best of birthdays to both bitches!

    I swear that I won't body-slam either of them if they approach the vicodin dish.

    You other bitches must take your chances...

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  10. normadesmond11:50 AM, May 20, 2012

    did they share a uterus? a petri dish?

    why not have them leave DNA
    swabs at the infomaniac fertility clinic?

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  11. The Lesbian Hunter11:55 AM, May 20, 2012

    Hey baby, do you still dig chicks as well as dudes? Bi-sexy, bi-ugly and bye bye.

    PS get a job!

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  12. The Mistress1:46 PM, May 20, 2012

    What a splendid turnout to our double your pleasure, double your fun birthday celebration.

    Why, even Mr. Frobisher has made an appearance although it appears he's forgotten his Blogger password.

    As for the previous commenter, Infomaniac is a Birkenstock-free zone.

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  13. BEAST2:08 PM, May 20, 2012

    ***wonders if Lesbian Hunting is bundles of fun***

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    1. Jon2:20 PM, May 20, 2012

      Doesn't sound like it to me... Jx

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    2. Mistress Maddie2:58 PM, May 20, 2012

      Sounds to me boys someone is in need of Wally's coveted vicodin dish!

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    3. The Mistress3:40 PM, May 20, 2012

      A pint of Old Lesbian No 6 and a fray Bentos pie at the Ropemakers would be bundles of fun.

      In honour of our late friend Mr. Mutley, of course.

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  14. kabuki zero2:56 PM, May 20, 2012

    thank you all, kabuki is headed out o the chesecake factory to eat his weight in cheesecake.

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    1. The Mistress3:42 PM, May 20, 2012

      kabuki must limit his cheesecake intake if he wants to retain his title as "the prettiest ballerina in the world."

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    2. normadesmond4:14 PM, May 20, 2012

      one can't be pretty AND fat?

      for your consideration: latrice royale.

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  15. The Cool Cookie3:05 PM, May 20, 2012

    My best wishes for a healthy and productive year ahead!

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  16. Miss Sunshine3:18 PM, May 20, 2012

    Does this mean we get to watch someone get spanked? I'll make some popcorn just in case...

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  17. Emile4:16 PM, May 20, 2012

    They don't look very much alike, but then I'm no doctor.

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  18. Jon DeepBlue7:12 PM, May 20, 2012

    Is that the voice of Céline rising from the oubliettes singing Happy Birthday???

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    1. Mistress Maddie11:20 PM, May 20, 2012

      If Celine is there, keep her there please. My ear drums can't take any torture right now.

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    2. Jon2:56 AM, May 21, 2012

      Ewwww - Miss Dion should stay permanently silent. Jx

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    3. Jon DeepBlue10:33 AM, May 21, 2012

      *hands out earplugs to all the bitches*

      Not you Norma, you can't hear anything anyways!

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  19. FirstNations10:36 PM, May 20, 2012

    Happy Birthday to both beautiful beasts!

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  20. jason10:39 PM, May 20, 2012

    happy birthday to them both!

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  21. FirstNations10:40 PM, May 20, 2012

    ...too tired to be clever, I'm afraid. I've been out hunting lesbians all day and all I have to show for it is this small swatch of rug I've been chewing....

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    1. Mistress Maddie11:23 PM, May 20, 2012

      why Nations, if it is lesbiaterians you are hunting ,you should have been by my area today. It was like shooting fish in a barrel, no pun intended.

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