Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Wenis Wednesday

Which one of you Bitches ordered the SAUSAGE PIZZA?...

[thanks, Thom!]
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34 comments:

  1. Jon2:40 PM, May 02, 2012

    Make mine a nine-inch! Jx

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  2. Jon2:41 PM, May 02, 2012

    PS Am I supposed to shriek "first" at this juncture..? Jx

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    1. The Mistress2:57 PM, May 02, 2012

      JON: That’s right!!!

      It is customary for the first commenter to yell, “Yay! First!’ or any variation on the theme.

      And while you’re here, you should know that as a relatively newish Infomaniac Bitch, you are required to send Mistress MJ a photograph of your bare arse where you’ll be immortalized here.

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    2. LẌ3:04 PM, May 02, 2012

      It is also traditional for newbies to ask Mistress MJ for cake.

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    3. LẌ3:05 PM, May 02, 2012

      [ticks e-mail]

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    4. The Mistress3:07 PM, May 02, 2012

      That is correct, LX.

      JON: Ask Mistress MJ for cake.

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    5. Jon5:13 PM, May 02, 2012

      Cake like this? Jx

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  3. KellyRed2:48 PM, May 02, 2012

    Much more appealing then that little white plastic tripod my pizza place uses! Butt good heavens what do you tip the delivery person? And does he have to stay until the pizza is gone?

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    1. KellyRed2:50 PM, May 02, 2012

      BUT not butt, I'd say a slip of the tongue, but that creates a whole new mind picture!

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    2. The Mistress2:59 PM, May 02, 2012

      Pizza tripod...is THAT what those things are called?

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  4. Thombeau2:59 PM, May 02, 2012

    This is one case when I don't want extra cheese.

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    1. The Mistress3:03 PM, May 02, 2012

      THOM: All this time I thought you were big on cheese.

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    2. Thombeau3:24 PM, May 02, 2012

      Heehee! It depends on what it's wrapped in...

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  5. kabuki zero3:56 PM, May 02, 2012

    another disgusting display of sex combined with food. kabuki prefers to eat his vegetables separately.

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  6. designing wally4:54 PM, May 02, 2012

    Slicing the pepperoni a little thick, aren't they?

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  7. Nota Bene5:10 PM, May 02, 2012

    Tripped in here and nearly got my eye pocked out. I'm more of an anchovy man...

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    1. The Mistress3:35 AM, May 03, 2012

      Welcome back to Infomaniac, Nota Bene.

      We thought we'd scared you away.

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  8. The Cool Cookie5:19 PM, May 02, 2012

    I like my cock the way I like my crust, thick.

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    1. Thombeau6:09 PM, May 02, 2012

      I like mine the way I like my pizza: meaty!

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    2. Mistress Maddie10:06 PM, May 02, 2012

      Im still having visions of your thick crust..........

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    3. designing wally11:29 PM, May 02, 2012

      Maddie,
      You haven't seen the cookie monster?
      ...It's all the rage..

      Google it within the blog...

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    4. The Mistress3:37 AM, May 03, 2012

      Maddie: Click here for the Cookie Monster.

      Really, Wally, we mustn't be lazy.

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  9. Roses5:47 PM, May 02, 2012

    I ordered extra jalepenos...is that going to be awkward?

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  10. Miss Janey6:02 PM, May 02, 2012

    Miss J hopes he's not about to take a bite. But it sure looks like he is.

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  11. jason6:25 PM, May 02, 2012

    Looks like a meat lovers pizza to me.
    30 minutes or it's free. I'm dialing now.

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  12. Mitzi 7:07 PM, May 02, 2012

    I usually go for the vegetariana. However, with a little extra stringy cheese on top I could be tempted!

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  13. Princess9:42 PM, May 02, 2012

    I did!

    Now all of you bitches get your mouths off!

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  14. Mistress Maddie10:03 PM, May 02, 2012

    You know, my pizza delivery boy did that to me once as a joke....well, to his suprise it backfired on him! I love sausage.

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  15. FirstNations10:41 PM, May 02, 2012

    Before you try this it is absolutely vital that the pizza be at room temperature, and that you have a dick. Experience: the best teacher.

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  16. The Mistress3:39 AM, May 03, 2012

    Dessert time, Bitches!

    Did someone mention cake?

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  17. Topher8:22 AM, May 03, 2012

    where is this delivery boy and how much does he charge?

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