Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Happy Hour

Featuring Miss Normadesmond...

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35 comments:

  1. mrpeenee4:23 PM, May 08, 2012

    Think pink. If you can think at all, think pink,

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    1. The Mistress4:56 PM, May 08, 2012

      PEENEE: Do you suppose her undergarments match?

      If she's wearing any, that is.

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    2. normadesmond5:29 PM, May 08, 2012

      the carpets match the drapes, which match the shades which match the scatter rugs which match the jabots which match the sheet vinyl.

      oh, and the tippity tip of that little thingy, that matches too.

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    3. Yank7:07 PM, May 09, 2012

      Ooh, you're all about the decor, aren't you?

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  2. LẌ4:23 PM, May 08, 2012

    Thank you, I'll have a Cape Cod. Double.

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  3. The Cool Cookie5:16 PM, May 08, 2012

    If I were her, I'd get a chin lift.

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    1. normadesmond5:25 PM, May 08, 2012

      chins?
      you're the expert!

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    2. The Mistress5:26 PM, May 08, 2012

      Now, now, ladies.

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    3. normadesmond9:23 PM, May 08, 2012

      oh, and now we hear from ms. wattle?

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    4. Yank7:09 PM, May 09, 2012

      The latest is a 'suture suspension lift', which one (that's me) is interested in...

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  4. normadesmond5:24 PM, May 08, 2012

    go ahead laugh, but my piss is the same color.

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    1. The Mistress5:26 PM, May 08, 2012

      On second thought, I'll mix my own cocktail.

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    2. LẌ5:30 PM, May 08, 2012

      Uh, I'll have a Dr Pepper® instead ... I'll open it myself.

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    3. Jon DeepBlue6:51 PM, May 08, 2012

      Ginger ale, anyone?

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    4. The Mistress6:51 PM, May 08, 2012

      Canada Dry, of course.

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    5. Jon DeepBlue7:39 PM, May 08, 2012

      You mean this one, eh?

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    6. normadesmond9:29 PM, May 08, 2012

      mj, if you're nice, maybe lx will let you have a splash of his trademarked beverage. and speaking of trademarks, why isn't there an "america wet" soda pop?

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  5. BlazngScarlet6:00 PM, May 08, 2012

    Why Ms. Desmond, I do declare you to be the Pinky Tuscadero of the nursing home circuit!

    HA CHA CHA!

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    1. The Mistress6:42 PM, May 08, 2012

      BLAZNG SCARLET: Are you drunk already?

      That hyperlink links right back here.

      You're cut off.

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    2. BlazngScarlet8:38 PM, May 08, 2012

      Is it Tuesday?
      Then yes, i'm drunk.

      I MEANT .... Pinky Tuscadero

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    3. normadesmond9:31 PM, May 08, 2012

      someone take the keys away from
      scarlet, the sardine can keys.

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  6. Thombeau6:34 PM, May 08, 2012

    And she's never looked better. Never!

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  7. Mistress Maddie8:17 PM, May 08, 2012

    I was just over at Norma's and she says she has dry socket? Does she know that she should have gone to a dentist and not a proctologist?

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    1. normadesmond9:33 PM, May 08, 2012

      maddie, he sent me home with some ointment, for you.

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  8. Mistress Maddie8:18 PM, May 08, 2012

    OHHHH, and how nice of you to add a photo of Cookies' monster in the sidebar to tickle my ivories!!!!!

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  9. Princess9:40 PM, May 08, 2012

    So good to see Norma staying hydrated... Along with everyone else...

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  10. Jenny9:47 PM, May 08, 2012

    I've decided vokda pretty much goes great with ANYTHING.

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  11. jason9:53 PM, May 08, 2012

    Ooo...I'll have a chin lift too, Cookie.
    That's the happening new drink, right?
    right?

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    1. mrpeenee11:43 PM, May 08, 2012

      Isn't a Chin Lift some kinky pervo sex act?

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  12. FirstNations11:45 PM, May 08, 2012

    Thats Pepto-Bismol, kids.

    She drinks to forget.

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  13. The Mistress3:43 AM, May 09, 2012

    Drink up and go home.

    Happy Hour is over, Bitches.

    There's Wenis Wednesday to attend to now.

    Norma, put your girdle back on.

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