Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Bitch on a Break

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Mistress MJ will return after a brief hiatus.
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43 comments:

  1. kabuki zero11:01 AM, May 15, 2012

    first dammit

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  2. kabuki zero11:03 AM, May 15, 2012

    whenever kabuki wears briefs, kabuki's hiatus is all squished and uncomfortable. kabuki favors boxers, allowing ones' hiatus to breathe in the natural way.

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    1. Mistress Maddie7:49 PM, May 15, 2012

      I adore one who requires extra room for their hiatus!

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  3. Ms Scarlet11:03 AM, May 15, 2012

    Happy hiatus!!!
    Sxx

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  4. Thombeau1:28 PM, May 15, 2012

    Bitch on a bender, more likely.

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  5. ayeM8y1:34 PM, May 15, 2012

    Hopefully this is a redecorating hiatus. That's a bit too much of the brown and green what with all the corduroy, satin, bouclé and teddy bear fabrics.

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  6. Mitzi 1:55 PM, May 15, 2012

    What an ugly bedspread. Reminds me of a B&B guesthouse I once stayed at in Llandudno Wales.

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  7. Jon DeepBlue2:52 PM, May 15, 2012

    And I thought winter was over!

    Hiatus? Is that the name of a new cocktail? Now, now, now, is Mistress MJ preparing us a nice little surprise? YAY!

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  8. Miss Janey4:15 PM, May 15, 2012

    Smelling salts for everyone!

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  9. LẌ4:27 PM, May 15, 2012

    Best wishes getting dried out!

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  10. Princess5:19 PM, May 15, 2012

    Gosh! is it re-hab time already?

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  11. Thombeau6:12 PM, May 15, 2012

    See ya in rehab!

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  12. Mistress Maddie7:47 PM, May 15, 2012

    Maybe Mistress Mj needs rehab a little longer this time.

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  13. normadesmond9:11 PM, May 15, 2012

    who are the two skanks putting her "to bed?"

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    1. Anonymous6:31 AM, May 16, 2012

      "Crabby" and "Fish", two wellknown bodysnatchers, socalled service persons in the local amusuement area ...

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    2. BlazngScarlet12:22 PM, May 16, 2012

      Is he trying to grab Mistresses arse?

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  14. FirstNations9:36 AM, May 16, 2012

    No. Oh God no. SHE'S BEEN WRENCHED THROUGH A TIME VORTEX TO THE 60'S!! A REALLY REALLY UGLY VERSION OF THE 60'S!!

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  15. kabuki zero2:12 PM, May 16, 2012

    It is widely known that in the 60s most of Canada looked like a Montgomery Ward catalogue. Even the moose were ashamed. (the 'early american' bed frame gave it away)

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  16. The Mistress3:11 PM, May 16, 2012

    Demerit points to any Bitch who mentions rehab.

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    1. Anonymous6:46 PM, May 16, 2012

      So you received "the call" ... Sugar Daddy is back in town ...

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    2. Jon7:47 PM, May 17, 2012

      No, no, no... Jx

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  17. Inexplicable DeVice5:11 PM, May 16, 2012

    * lurk *

    * pointedly doesn't mention rehab *

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  18. Yank7:46 PM, May 16, 2012

    Well, THAT'S a pretty picture! Pickled rattlesnake anyone?

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  19. FirstNations12:27 AM, May 17, 2012

    So she's being mugged by a Furry in Montgomery Wards, in Canada, in the past. See, I thought the decor was a little too downmarket for Shick-Shaedel. It all makes perfect sense now.

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  20. Stacia4:46 AM, May 17, 2012

    Oh, I hate that word. But I suspect "sabbatical" is too wholesome for the likes of us.

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  21. designing wally4:38 PM, May 17, 2012

    I'll keep an eye on the houseboys, in the case that they are naughty and require a good licking...

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    1. designing wally5:04 PM, May 17, 2012

      I'll also be checking on the vodka fountain to see if it needs a good licking as well..

      I got this Mistress!

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  22. Roses5:31 AM, May 18, 2012

    It's Friday. There's no Filthy.

    Bitch is not allowed to go to rehab...sorry hiatus on Fridays.

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  23. kabuki zero2:37 PM, May 18, 2012

    is kabuki in heaven or is kabuki in hell?

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  24. kabuki zero6:20 PM, May 18, 2012

    for there can be no other infomaniac for kabuki. it is as it always must be - kabuki bows deeply at MJs' magnificence.

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  25. Princess6:55 PM, May 18, 2012

    I need infomaniac like an addict needs heroin...
    Come back soon bitch I'm getting desperate for another hit... I'm starting to get sweats and i'm itching all over...

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  26. Ms Scarlet2:38 AM, May 19, 2012

    Victoria day celebrations???
    Sx

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    1. Jon DeepBlue6:22 AM, May 19, 2012

      Depends on what side of the Ottawa river you live!

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  27. The Mistress10:01 AM, May 19, 2012

    How is a bitch supposed to enjoy her time off with all this jabbering?

    Yes, Miss Scarlet, it is the Victoria Day weekend for everyone except Huggy Jon who probably doesn't participate in La Fête de la Reine although it is a statutory holiday for all Canucks.

    Mistress MJ will post something on Sunday but only because of kabuki zero.

    And now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to get back to my vacation.

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    1. Jon DeepBlue10:07 AM, May 19, 2012

      Dear Mistress, I don't even celebrate "La Fête des Patriotes". I don't even see the reason why "they" changed the name other than to piss off people on the other side!!!

      *fluffs Mistress' pillows*

      Hugs
      Jon

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    2. The Mistress10:11 AM, May 19, 2012

      How about La Saint-Jean?

      Oh goodness... Mr. DeVice has lurking about!

      Now may I return to my cocktail?

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    3. The Mistress10:12 AM, May 19, 2012

      That should say "Mr. DeVice has BEEN lurking about!"

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    4. Jon DeepBlue1:10 PM, May 19, 2012

      Ma chère, please let us have our little parade once a year. After all, even the Irish have St-Patrick, so we can have our St-Jean, eh? We get dead drunk, fool ourselves into believing we "are" a country, wake up the next day bathing in our own vomit and happy to be Canadian back again. ;)

      Hope you're enjoying your break. The weather is so wonderful. Did you know they put up the pink balls again this year here in the Village?

      xoxo

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  28. KellyRed8:28 PM, May 19, 2012

    Look...her underpants are showing! I see London, I see France, I see MS MJ's underpants. Come on, sing the second verse with me

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  29. kabuki zero12:59 AM, May 20, 2012

    i am beyond honored.

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