I always thought "playing hide the kabuki" was an euphemism.
not when you hide it in a double wide.
We can assume that kabuki has the curtains drawn on his "double wide" today.
That's an impostor. No matter what was done, Kabuki would never appear with a ratty wig!
At least Kabuki's kaftan matches Kabuki's toilet... not to mention the classy wallpaper.
No way - kabuki-san is a devine being and as such stands high above human Regungen as "shame". Kabuki simply is, s/he is an ontologische Wesenheit and can not be measured or judged with human scales.
Plus I'm pretty sure you have to actually remember what happened in order to be ashamed of it.