Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Kabuki Birthday Party Aftermath

kabuki zero said, “Apparently we can only discuss kabuki's birthday the one day. oh damn.”

Mistress MJ is under court order not to breathe a word about kabuki's birthday party…



Draw your own conclusions about what happened that night, Bitches.
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21 comments:

  1. LẌ6:50 AM, May 22, 2012

    I have "a friend" who was there.

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  2. Jon DeepBlue6:56 AM, May 22, 2012

    If there had been a bidet in the bathroom this would have never happenned!

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  3. The Mistress7:30 AM, May 22, 2012

    For legal reasons, Mistress MJ is trying to stay out of this discussion but she is now considering the benefits of installing a bidet.

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  4. designing wally7:41 AM, May 22, 2012

    Has anyone gotten hold of my attorneys yet?
    Anyone?

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  5. Princess9:08 AM, May 22, 2012

    Well everything seemed to be going along fine officer until someone decided that trying do a limbo dance might be fun... Sadly using the double bed for a limbo pole wasn't...

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  6. FirstNations1:07 PM, May 22, 2012

    Police line, matching ankle bruises, stained carpet, an unfeasably shaggy watay...it all spells 'KA-BIRTHDAY PARTY'...or 'WILLFUL MISUSE OF AEROSOL DESSERT TOPPINGS'...or possibly 'KENTUCKY'...in any event, it was a night to remember, obviously!
    *casually nudges Blavod bottle further beneath chaise*

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  7. Thombeau3:09 PM, May 22, 2012

    At least there was cake.

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  8. FirstNations4:10 PM, May 22, 2012

    Oh God, not cake. PLEASE NOT CAKE.

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  9. Jon DeepBlue4:16 PM, May 22, 2012

    PFRRRRRRTT!!

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  10. savannah6:15 PM, May 22, 2012

    i miss all the good parties! wtf is up with that, sugar? xoxoxox

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  11. Mistress Maddie8:45 PM, May 22, 2012

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  12. Mistress Maddie8:47 PM, May 22, 2012

    Good Lord!!!! Who is the fat cup sitting on the curb? boy... God forbid that elastic stocking snap , someone will lose an eye!

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  13. BlazngScarlet9:42 PM, May 22, 2012

    Love the glittery silver heels!

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  14. normadesmond9:49 PM, May 22, 2012

    my sources tell me the party was
    attended by mannequins.

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  15. mrpeenee10:54 PM, May 22, 2012

    I, for one, am sick and tired of being interviewed by CSI about the whole sordid event.

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    1. Mistress Maddie11:25 PM, May 22, 2012

      well at least they didn't do a cavity search yet.

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  16. FirstNations11:46 PM, May 22, 2012

    Cavity search? You mean like a real arrest? *removes handcuffs from police dog* My bad.

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    1. Mistress Maddie12:48 AM, May 23, 2012

      yes cavity search, They already did one on Norma. They found the missing ear drum from the last wing ding.

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    2. The Mistress7:47 AM, May 23, 2012

      And your wristwatch, Mistress Maddie.

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  17. The Mistress7:48 AM, May 23, 2012

    Why have we not heard a peep from kabuki?

    Is it possible he is ashamed of his behaviour at the party?

    Mistress MJ must investigate.

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