Monday, May 07, 2012

The Peenee Diaries

Once again, we turn another page in The Peenee Diaries.

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What is Mr. Peenee scribbling in his diary today?
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16 comments:

  1. designing wally10:02 PM, May 07, 2012

    First!

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    1. designing wally10:04 PM, May 07, 2012

      ...Something about hatred for Brussels sprouts & moist towelettes, I'm quite sure...

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  2. Miss Janey10:31 PM, May 07, 2012

    Finally! My menses!

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  3. LẌ10:40 PM, May 07, 2012

    The supermarket finally agreed to carry Homo Milk!

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  4. normadesmond11:02 PM, May 07, 2012

    (in that tight, jumpy cursive)
    freezers just don't defrost all by themselves!

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  5. ayeM8y11:22 PM, May 07, 2012

    Vicodin
    Vicodin
    Vicodin
    Cat food

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  6. Princess11:53 PM, May 07, 2012

    Monday: Surf Porn
    Tuesday: Surf Porn
    Wednesday: Print out surfed porn and collate
    Thursday: Surf more porn
    Friday: Surf Porn
    Saturday: Surf Porn
    Sunday: Surf Porn

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  7. mrpeenee2:25 AM, May 08, 2012

    Dear Diary,
    They'll all be sorry some day. I'l make sure of it. Especially that awful MJ.

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  8. Thombeau3:02 AM, May 08, 2012

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  9. Mitzi 4:39 AM, May 08, 2012

    Dear Diary. I went to see Mrs Miniver at the flicks today and a dirty old man put his hand on my leg, went home, had my tea and listened to the wireless, washed out a vest and some drawers. Put me rollers in and went to bed.

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  10. kabuki zero6:52 AM, May 08, 2012

    Dear Diary, today was the best day ever! Saki and I both felt great, I looked fabulous and everyone loves me!!! Tomorrow looks even better - I am expecting my Sparkle Pony Tea Party to be a hit with the ladies.

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  11. The Mistress8:03 AM, May 08, 2012

    BITCHES: You’re ALL correct!

    *rushes out to purchase Modess pads for Peenee…because.

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  12. mrpeenee4:25 PM, May 08, 2012

    yeah, yeah, yeah. You're still in trouble.

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  13. Yank7:14 PM, May 09, 2012

    I'm hoping it's not 'shit, I just realised that I need reading glasses for my porn'. But, if it is, you're in good company.

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