Twelve Infomaniac Bitches will have their creative talents on display for your viewing pleasure.
Coincidentally(?) there are twelve basic hues in the colour wheel.
You’ll see everything from calligraphy to canned goods!
And from handbags to gladrags!
Some of our artisans sell their creations so be sure to support your fellow Infomaniac Bitches.
Speaking of which, this reminds me of a book I’d like to mention:
If you’re an artsy individual who dreams of marketing your creations, try reading The Handmade Marketplace by Kari Chapin. It’s full of good tips on how to sell your crafts locally, globally and online.
And for those of you who haven’t yet picked up a paintbrush or a glue gun, we hope that what you see on Sunday will inspire you to get artsy!
Did I win yet?
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ is going to stick one of those paintbrushes where the sun don't shine.
DeleteMy Dear Mr Lax... On behalf of myself and some of the other bitches that visit here... Allow me to present you with the award for
Delete"THE MOST REPETITIVE and MOST RELIABLY ASKED QUESTION FROM ANY INFOMANIAC BITCH"
There! You have finally Won Mr Lax. Congratulations!!!
PRINCESS: Do you suppose Miss Janey would be so kind as to Bedazzle those words on a banner and send it to Mr. Lax?
DeleteWhat a marvelous suggestion MJ!
DeleteI'm Somebody Now!
DeleteTry not to pee yourself, Mr. Lax.
DeleteMiss J is breaking out her Bedazzler...
ReplyDeleteHow does that song go, Miss J?
DeleteBewitched, Bothered and Bedazzled?
Wait little man! Let me lick all that chocolate off your tastey body!
ReplyDeleteJON: Are you SURE that's chocolate?
DeleteHow exciting and scary!
ReplyDeleteTHOM: Do you need someone to hold you?
Deletei'm suffering major distress here! i keep missing stuff and then, lx gets a prize for asking the same question and i don't have a talent or a prize and everybody's doing things and having fun and .... i just ran out of s t e a. . .
ReplyDeletexoxoxooxxo
SAVANNAH: Can't you regale us with a tune on your sousaphone?
DeleteThat would absolutely be AWESOME. If you're feeling shy, put a pair of panties over your head, peek out the legholes and tuba out the waist hole. Post it as a You-Tuba!!!
DeleteNATIONS: “You-Tuba”…ha!!!!!
DeleteColour me gray...
ReplyDeleteWALLY: Shouldn’t you be in bed with your monkey?
Deletei've heard, on the street, that the infomaniac gallery
ReplyDeleteis filled with bad forgeries.
will the entries be x-rayed?
one cahn't be too careful.
NORMA: The only thing fake around here is your teeth!
DeleteI'm as distraught as Savannah!
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't even play a sousaphone ......
but I bet you play the skin flute beautifully!
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: BLAZNG SCARLET’S a virtuoso on skin flute!
DeleteOh my darlings, I have writtenpoems about my love and admiration of the skin flute!
Delete"Ode to a Blowjob" !!!
DeleteIs that you in the photo, Blazng Scarlet?
did someone say "shopping?"
ReplyDeleteI'm so there.
cool link, btw, Thanks.
ReplyDeleteBOXER: Glad you liked the link. Pass it on.
Deletekabuki is working on his autobiography, currently titled "Hot Mess in a Cold Town". It wasn't ready for MJ at the buzzer, and kabuki is just sick about it. please come to Palm Springs and kabuki will chew on your tootsies.
ReplyDeleteKabuki: Mistress MJ will dedicate an entire post to “Hot Mess in a Cold Town” when it is ready.
DeleteWould you like dipping sauce for my tootsies?
*claps hands like a demented artistic seal*
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SCARLET: I’m especially pleased with your submission and feel you deserve some sort of Infomaniac award.
DeleteBut don’t let Mr. Lax know about it.
I will not tell him. It will be I'll secret. Mr Lax will never know.
DeleteSx
*Our secret!!
ReplyDeleteSx
I think Mr Lax is busy now washing out his strides following his earlier excitement over finally winning something....
ReplyDeleteOh good heavens!!
DeleteSx
I don't want to know!
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