Thursday, May 03, 2012

Coming This Sunday…

Prepare to be dazzled by our Infomaniac Bitches Got Talent art exhibition on Sunday, May 6th.


Twelve Infomaniac Bitches will have their creative talents on display for your viewing pleasure.

Coincidentally(?) there are twelve basic hues in the colour wheel.

You’ll see everything from calligraphy to canned goods!

And from handbags to gladrags!

Some of our artisans sell their creations so be sure to support your fellow Infomaniac Bitches.

Speaking of which, this reminds me of a book I’d like to mention:

If you’re an artsy individual who dreams of marketing your creations, try reading The Handmade Marketplace by Kari Chapin. It’s full of good tips on how to sell your crafts locally, globally and online.

And for those of you who haven’t yet picked up a paintbrush or a glue gun, we hope that what you see on Sunday will inspire you to get artsy!

38 comments:

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    1. Mistress MJ is going to stick one of those paintbrushes where the sun don't shine.

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    2. My Dear Mr Lax... On behalf of myself and some of the other bitches that visit here... Allow me to present you with the award for

      "THE MOST REPETITIVE and MOST RELIABLY ASKED QUESTION FROM ANY INFOMANIAC BITCH"

      There! You have finally Won Mr Lax. Congratulations!!!

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    3. PRINCESS: Do you suppose Miss Janey would be so kind as to Bedazzle those words on a banner and send it to Mr. Lax?

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    4. What a marvelous suggestion MJ!

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    5. Try not to pee yourself, Mr. Lax.

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  2. Miss J is breaking out her Bedazzler...

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    1. How does that song go, Miss J?

      Bewitched, Bothered and Bedazzled?

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  3. Wait little man! Let me lick all that chocolate off your tastey body!

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    1. JON: Are you SURE that's chocolate?

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    1. THOM: Do you need someone to hold you?

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  5. i'm suffering major distress here! i keep missing stuff and then, lx gets a prize for asking the same question and i don't have a talent or a prize and everybody's doing things and having fun and .... i just ran out of s t e a. . .



    xoxoxooxxo

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    1. SAVANNAH: Can't you regale us with a tune on your sousaphone?

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    2. That would absolutely be AWESOME. If you're feeling shy, put a pair of panties over your head, peek out the legholes and tuba out the waist hole. Post it as a You-Tuba!!!

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    3. NATIONS: “You-Tuba”…ha!!!!!

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    1. WALLY: Shouldn’t you be in bed with your monkey?

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  7. i've heard, on the street, that the infomaniac gallery
    is filled with bad forgeries.

    will the entries be x-rayed?

    one cahn't be too careful.

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    1. NORMA: The only thing fake around here is your teeth!

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  8. I'm as distraught as Savannah!
    And I can't even play a sousaphone ......

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    1. but I bet you play the skin flute beautifully!

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    2. MISTRESS MADDIE: BLAZNG SCARLET’S a virtuoso on skin flute!

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    3. Oh my darlings, I have writtenpoems about my love and admiration of the skin flute!

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    4. "Ode to a Blowjob" !!!

      Is that you in the photo, Blazng Scarlet?

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  9. did someone say "shopping?"

    I'm so there.

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    1. BOXER: Glad you liked the link. Pass it on.

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  11. kabuki is working on his autobiography, currently titled "Hot Mess in a Cold Town". It wasn't ready for MJ at the buzzer, and kabuki is just sick about it. please come to Palm Springs and kabuki will chew on your tootsies.

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    1. Kabuki: Mistress MJ will dedicate an entire post to “Hot Mess in a Cold Town” when it is ready.

      Would you like dipping sauce for my tootsies?

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  12. *claps hands like a demented artistic seal*
    Sx

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    1. SCARLET: I’m especially pleased with your submission and feel you deserve some sort of Infomaniac award.

      But don’t let Mr. Lax know about it.

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    2. I will not tell him. It will be I'll secret. Mr Lax will never know.
      Sx

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  13. I think Mr Lax is busy now washing out his strides following his earlier excitement over finally winning something....

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