Thursday, May 24, 2012

Meanwhile, Back at the Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home…


Are you an aging homosexualist?

Reserve a room TODAY at the Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home.

All your friends are here, Bitches!
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29 comments:

  1. LẌ9:40 PM, May 24, 2012

    Is that low-fat whipped cream? I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. normadesmond9:55 PM, May 24, 2012

      with such wee nipples, splurge on the full fat.

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    2. The Mistress5:10 AM, May 25, 2012

      LX & NORMA: You two won’t be able to fit into your party frocks.

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  2. Mistress Maddie11:23 PM, May 24, 2012

    Oh dear! I can't stand it when you get hairs in your whipped cream! And Mj, I'm heading out for a while. Could you be a dear and make sure my houseboys stay in line?

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    1. The Mistress5:11 AM, May 25, 2012

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Mistress MJ cannot keep her own houseboys in line, let alone yours!

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  3. designing wally11:37 PM, May 24, 2012

    I Love The Golden Girls!

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  4. kabuki zero1:37 AM, May 25, 2012

    thank heavens kabuki is much to young to worry about retirement.

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    1. The Mistress5:12 AM, May 25, 2012

      KABUKI: Kabuki is ageless, timeless, perfection on a stick.

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  5. Ms Scarlet3:26 AM, May 25, 2012

    I wonder whose blog that gentleman is reading...?
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress5:12 AM, May 25, 2012

      MISS SCARLET: It is entirely possible that they are considering having a go at your Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition.

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    2. Stacia8:19 AM, May 25, 2012

      His look of pure concentration tells me he was trying to snipe something on eBay.

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    3. Ms Scarlet8:52 AM, May 25, 2012

      Indeed, he is not giving in to distraction. He is probably after an industrial hedge trimmer or somesuch.
      Sx

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    4. The Mistress9:41 AM, May 25, 2012

      STACIA & SCARLET: Or something from the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

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  6. BEAST8:19 AM, May 25, 2012

    There you are , blogging in the nude and some old queen pops up with a can of squirty cream.....they dont mention that on the unlimited interwebs advert do they ....harumph

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    1. Ms Scarlet8:48 AM, May 25, 2012

      ...an occupational hazard, Mr Beastie?
      Sx

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    2. The Mistress9:43 AM, May 25, 2012

      BEAST & MISS SCARLET: Here at the Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home, you need fear THE SQUIRTS more than fearing squirty cream.

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  7. The Cool Cookie8:48 AM, May 25, 2012

    Is the whipped cream provided by the benevolent Administration? Or must we bring our own?

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    1. The Mistress9:43 AM, May 25, 2012

      COOKIE: Does Mistress MJ look like she’s made out of money?

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  8. FirstNations9:19 AM, May 25, 2012

    ...and this is just what goes on in Administration! Think of the madcap tomfoolery and wacky hijinks that go on in the Therapy Pool! *opens jar of marischino cherries*

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  9. FirstNations9:21 AM, May 25, 2012

    *maraschino*

    *uncaffienated and online: a lethal combination*

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    1. The Mistress9:44 AM, May 25, 2012

      NATIONS: Oh, we have a photo of what goes on in the Therapy Pool...INDEED we do.

      Mistress MJ will post it later.

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  10. Thombeau2:07 PM, May 25, 2012

    But where's the CAKE?

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  11. Jon DeepBlue4:39 PM, May 25, 2012

    God, I'm SO looking forward to retirement!

    PFRRRRRT!

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    1. The Mistress6:19 PM, May 25, 2012

      HUGGY JON: Your room is reserved.

      It’s the room with the cowboy on the door.

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  12. Princess6:01 PM, May 25, 2012

    As if roid cream isn't enough! Now I have to look forward to strange men bearing titty cream too?...

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    1. The Mistress6:19 PM, May 25, 2012

      PRINCESS: Just don’t get the two confused on your bedside table.

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  13. FirstNations6:20 PM, May 25, 2012

    * insert 'Ben Gay' joke here*

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