1. Cinco de Mayo…
[via Zenfancy]
2. World Naked Gardening Day…
3. Ms. First Nations’ birthday…
Shouldn’t you be nekkid in your garden today, Ms. Nations?
4. The Supermoon...
A super moon can look 14% bigger and up to 30% brighter than a normal full moon. Just like Piggy's arse!
Everybody grab your hose and your Tequila Guns and let’s party!
I'll have a drinko on the Cinco!
ReplyDeleteI'll have you know everyday is naked gardening day here at the Casa! And for Nations birthday I was going to bring a rum bundt cake. But I burnt the cake and Im drunk!
ReplyDeleteYou should try leaving the cake out in the rain, like I did!
Delete..and to think she'll never have that recipe again - oh no!!
Deletewell, seems we're thinking the same thing this cinco.
ReplyDeleteIf my teeth feel better tomorrow, I do promise to tend to the strawberry patch nude....
ReplyDeleteHappy, Happy!
Ms. First Nations,
Yours truly,
Wally, from the flat-ass tribe....
My, what a pretty ass.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Ms Nations!!!
Sxxx
who's the ass?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Ms FirstNations!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Ms Nations...
ReplyDeleteI'm sending you a case of Campbell's Soup....
WHOUAHHAA ... cough ... she won't like it, dear Princess ...
DeleteI think the front garden is only for camouflage, the herb garden is on the backside with that large shed ... with the golden badge from the stoner fest '86 ...
Happy happy Purzeltag to you First Nations!
Mago, you are entirely, and rather eerily, correct! *hastily erects camoflage netting over back yard*
DeleteHappiest of birthdays to you, Ms. Nations. May the coming year bring you love and health to you and yours.
DeleteHappy Birthday Ms Nations!
ReplyDeleteJoyeux anniversaire, très chère!
ReplyDeleteHugs
Jon
You are all delicious and nutritious! Thank you, thank you! One blushes!
ReplyDeleteSince its May 5th, should we have had a QUINTUPPLE Celebration? After all, it is Free Comic Book Day as well.
ReplyDeleteIt is after all "Masturbation Month"....
ReplyDeleteMasturbation Month? Do we really need one? Everyday is that isn't it?
Delete"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." (Woody Allen)
Deletei would cindo his de mayo in a hacienda filled with gaucamole. ole!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Ms. Nations. Thou saucy wench!
ReplyDeleteEvery one of you is exquisite and fascinating and I dig you alluns the MOSTEST! I've had a kickass birthday today and you helped start my day out right. Muchas smooches, in a hacienda full of guacamole, to all of you!
ReplyDeleteStinko on Cinco!
ReplyDeleteHere's to the Cinco, to nekkid gardening, to the moon (Alice), to comic books, to wanking in the merry month of May, to Piggy's arse (long may it shine over us) and to Ms. FIRST NATIONS!
Oh do come I am the only one who is truly exquisite and fascinating.....Happy Birthday Miss Nations
ReplyDeletePS. Piggy's Ass is still horrid
Sorry, I read 'quaalude celebration'. I'll be right back. Not.
ReplyDeleteYAY! For Piggy's arse!
ReplyDeleteIt's not half as horrid as Beast's saggy botty!
YAY! It's Tazzy!
DeleteYou're absolutely right, Taz.
Beast's saggy botty is a disgrace.
Thanks for popping by to set the record straight.