I'm first to this!!!!!! You have talent Mj, you never cease to make me throw up! And my ass is so hurting thinking of this!
You would think by looking at the lad that your ass would be more than accommodating.... Just an observation, you know I love ya Doll ;)
#2! Oh, wait!
I've often wondered if this was even possible. Now I know.And with that, I think I'm done the Internet. Not done WITH the internet, but that I've finished it. I think I've seen everything I needed to see. I've looked everything up and now...I'm done.
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Flexible lil' minx!
Bill bent over backwards searching for Geralds' missing wallet. His diligence paid off in spades when he also discovered Geralds' missing keys, a lemon, and a ticket to Andrew Lloyd Webers 'Les Miserables'.
i have crappy cellphone reception too.
That embarassing rectal itch. Perhaps a nice oatmeal bath.
How Do You Do???
NOOOOOOOOOOOO.....Too early here for that sort of behaviour.Sx
Is that his finger coming out of the front?
"When his Psychologist said that Bill needed to get in touch with himself... he meant existentially..... "
What exactly is he hoping to find up there?
Now, really. That can't be comfortable. Does the poor man have no friend who could do that for him? Sad, in a way...
Again what does it say about me that I can only think, What gorgeous legs he has...
Looks like Dicky's lost his gerbil.... Again
This is a yoga position for advanced practitioners.
Flexible and anal retentive.
All that and it's still flacid? Just sad.
BITCHES: In retrospect, I should have added a "Don't try this at home" warning.
I chuckled a couple days ago when I was travelling on BC Ferries and their WiFi wouldn't let me access The Infomaniac because it was "porn". I can't imagine what they were thinking as porn is supposed to turn you on not gross you out!
RILEY: I suspect it is BC's revenge on Mistress MJ for moving out of the Province.