Friday, May 11, 2012

Filthy Friday

Thanks to Cookie for this week’s Filthy Friday submission.

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"I don't know what offends me more" (says Cookie) - "that his sheets don't match, or that he's eating in bed. Who keeps "salt" on the bed side table?"

40 comments:

  1. Well, mark this one as dress to the right.

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    1. MR. LAX: Please refer to our How’s it Hangin’? post for further discussion on this topic.

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  2. Do you even want to think about what he's putting that salt on?

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    1. PEENEE: I hope he’s not using it on the garden slugs.

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    2. because it isn't salty enough, right?

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  3. He's got a cloth over his bedside table and that clashes with: his sheets, his pillow cases, his underwear and him.

    Fashion Police, arrest this man. He hurts my eyes.

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  4. And he's a slob. What is all that crap next to his bed?

    Honestly.

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    1. ROSES: Did you click to enlarge?

      I was hoping YOU could tell ME.

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  5. DAMN! And I thought we were going to be treated to more pictures of that masterpiece,*wiping tears away with hanky*

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  6. well, at least I'll always have the pictures of it for my wallet.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Might I suggest wallpapering your room with it?

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  8. I find the yellow pine head-board to be offensive and in poor taste, this could be easily remedied with a quick rub down and a little distressing. As are most things.
    Sx

    Apologies for the delete, I am tired of my typos.

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Speaking of headboards, have you seen what Mistress Maddie wants to purchase and attach to his headboard?

      Click here.

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    2. I believe this would be an improvement.
      Sx

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  9. He obviously fell asleep in the middle of practicing his come-hither stare. And he's going to learn the hard way never to put the salt shaker next to the talcum.

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    1. STACIA: Or the toothpaste tube next to the hemorrhoid cream.

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  10. My, oh my... After three days of rain the sun has just come out. I think I'll go for a little walk.

    Have a nice day everyone!
    Hugs
    Jon

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  11. Perhaps he's just exhausted from trying to catch himself some sparrows....

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    1. PRINCESS: Ah, the old salting a bird’s tail theory.

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  12. Oh, my God - that blue packet on the bedside table of seasonings is a denture tablet! This, is a man (?) who is ready for a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.

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    1. COOKIE: Denture Tablet Blue…is that on your list of home renovation colours?

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  13. cookie, am i seeing a familial resemblance here?

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    1. Norma - I wasn't going to tell anyone that you were related to him. I was was trying to spare you the shame...

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    2. this isn't you long lost twin brother?
      the one with the little dick?

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  14. Anyone remember Edgar G. Robinson from the movie classic 'Soylent Green'? Because suddenly thats all I can think of. That, and disinfectant.

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    1. NATIONS: Robinson died shortly after filming.

      Which explains why he looked like this.

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    2. BLAZNG SCARLET: You gotta tell 'em!

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  15. hahaha... oh Nations!

    If only more Gentlemen would take the time to procure the thoughtful considerate help of a professional image consultant. It just doesn't pay to rush in and grab ill-fitting clothing of the rack...a few moments of guidance under the tutelage of a caring attendant and these awkward 'come hither' moments could be avoided altogether. Just sayin' is all.

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    1. DONN, er, WURDIN: In all fairness, shopping is more difficult for those full-figured gals.

      Just ask Norma.

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  16. There is just more of them to love..even though the physical distribution of all that love seems poorly laid out :)

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    1. DONN-WURDIN: And THAT, sir, is the correct answer … at least the first part of it.

      No wonder women everywhere adore you.

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